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One Flaw in Women

Posted: August 1, 2005 12:05 am
by Prthd119
From a friend..just got it in my email...


One Flaw in Women

By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?" And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart - and she will do everything with only two hands." The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much w*rk for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish. "But I won't," the Lord protested "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart.

She already heals herself when she is sick AND can w*rk 18 hour days." The angel moved closer and touched the woman. "But you have made her so soft, Lord." "She is soft," the Lord agreed, "but I have also made her tough. You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish." "Will she be able to think?", asked the angel. The Lord replied, "Not only will she be able to think, she will be able to reason and negotiate." The angel then noticed something, and reaching out, touched the woman's cheek. "Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model. I told you that you were trying to put too much into this one." "That's not a leak," the Lord corrected, "that's a tear!" "What's the tear for?" the angel asked. The Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy, her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love, her loneliness, her grief and her pride." The angel was impressed. "You are a genius, Lord. You thought of everything! Woman is truly amazing." And she is! Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you. The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning. They bring joy, hope and love. They have compassion and ideals. They give moral support to their family and friends. Women have vital things to say and everything to give. HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN, IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH.




To the women of BN....Don't ever forget your worth, and what your friendship is worth to this woman in Florida....

Y'all are just amazing...and don't ever forget it!
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Posted: August 1, 2005 12:08 am
by OceanCityGirl
:oops: :D
hugs to you hon

Re: One Flaw in Women

Posted: August 1, 2005 12:08 am
by sy
What a beautiful thing to read right before I go to bed.

Thanks sweetie :D

and don't forget to take your own advice!

Posted: August 1, 2005 12:24 am
by springparrot
It takes a friend to be a friend.
Very nice Connie. :D

Posted: August 1, 2005 12:34 am
by Brown Eyed Girl
:D

Posted: August 1, 2005 9:25 am
by tikitatas
LYMI

'Nuff said.

Posted: August 1, 2005 9:27 am
by LIPH
Only one flaw? Be serious. :lol: running for cover

Posted: August 1, 2005 9:33 am
by sonofabeach
obviously written by a woman :lol:

Posted: August 1, 2005 1:20 pm
by Lightning Bolt
and where's flaws #2 thru...........???? :-? :roll: :wink:

Before you flame to the depths of H-E-L-L,
just know that Man's flaws are equally lengthy and
probably too unsuitable for print :wink:

Posted: August 1, 2005 1:39 pm
by AlbatrossFlyer
i guess being able to hold a grudge for 20 years is considered a positive trait. :lol:

Posted: August 1, 2005 1:42 pm
by FFishstick
One Flaw? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

This belongs on the Joke board.

Posted: August 2, 2005 9:01 am
by LIPH
Lightning Bolt wrote:and where's flaws #2 thru...........???? :-? :roll: :wink:

Before you flame to the depths of H-E-L-L,
just know that Man's flaws are equally lengthy and
probably too unsuitable for print :wink:
That may be true of some men, not all. I don't have any flaws. :lol:

Posted: August 2, 2005 9:04 am
by tikitatas
LIPH wrote:
Lightning Bolt wrote:and where's flaws #2 thru...........???? :-? :roll: :wink:

Before you flame to the depths of H-E-L-L,
just know that Man's flaws are equally lengthy and
probably too unsuitable for print :wink:
That may be true of some men, not all. I don't have any flaws. :lol:
So what's up with the sig line?? :lol:

I know, you just like the lyrics . . . :roll: :wink: