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From WRAL.com:
http://www.wral.com/news/4815844/detail.html

Police: Man's Testicles Locked In Padlock

Man Could Not Remove Lock For Two Weeks

BRENTWOOD, N.H. -- Emergency workers helped a New Hampshire man out of a difficult situation over the weekend after a friend apparently locked a padlock around his testicles.

According to the Portsmouth Herald, police reported that the 39-year-old man was intoxicated when they arrived at the scene on July 30 at about 3:40 a.m. The man, who was not identified, told them that he had the padlock around his testicles for two weeks.

The man said that a friend put the lock on while he was drunk and passed out. When he woke up, the friend was gone.

"Never in my 13 years have I seen anything like this," Cpl. H.D. Wood told the Herald.

The man told police that he tried to remove the lock with a hacksaw because the key had broken off in the lock.

He was taken to Exeter Hospital, where a locksmith removed the padlock. He was treated and released, and the hospital said he had no lasting injury.

Police said that they did not know the motive for the incident.
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it had been there for 2 weeks...jeeze...my kid did a faceplant into the jungle gym today, but that sounds much more painful...if not much more embarassing

Oh the joys of working in the E.R. Some of the funny stories we could tell

Not all of them make the news like this one did, and I'm surprised it did!!

Jahfin wrote:From WRAL.com:
http://www.wral.com/news/4815844/detail.html

Police: Man's Testicles Locked In Padlock

Man Could Not Remove Lock For Two Weeks

BRENTWOOD, N.H. -- Emergency workers helped a New Hampshire man out of a difficult situation over the weekend after a friend apparently locked a padlock around his testicles.

According to the Portsmouth Herald, police reported that the 39-year-old man was intoxicated when they arrived at the scene on July 30 at about 3:40 a.m. The man, who was not identified, told them that he had the padlock around his testicles for two weeks.

The man said that a friend put the lock on while he was drunk and passed out. When he woke up, the friend was gone.

"Never in my 13 years have I seen anything like this," Cpl. H.D. Wood told the Herald.

The man told police that he tried to remove the lock with a hacksaw because the key had broken off in the lock.

He was taken to Exeter Hospital, where a locksmith removed the padlock. He was treated and released, and the hospital said he had no lasting injury.

Police said that they did not know the motive for the incident.
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The only thing I can say is it wasn't me and I had nothing to do with it since I was in that area around that time.

oh. my. god.

This story is nuts.

His Friend??? Nah his Mistress???


YEP

I've heard of "having your tit in a wringer",
but that is ridiculous!

Jahfin wrote:
The man said that a friend put the lock on while he was drunk and passed out. When he woke up, the friend was gone.
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With friends like these.......

TWO weeks?

TWO WEEKS?????

As Sammy Kershaw sang...

You've got a lock on my love baby
Ain't goin' no where can't you see
You've got a lock on my love baby
Throw away the key

Wait a minute. The dude was intoxicated when police arriced on the scene, implying that this happened while the "friends" were drinking. But then the next line says the dude told them that the padlock was on for 2 weeks? Either that's one long drunken stupor or the article just isn't very well written. I prefer the latter.

Oh, and police don't know the motive? They were DRUNK! That's the motive. You don't need anything more to explain it than that.

Jahfin wrote: the hospital said he had no lasting injury.

his pride died enroute to the hospital, funeral services are pending

Police said that they did not know the motive for the incident.

um, he was drunk and passed out, i'm sure it seemed like the thing to do at the time. what more reason did his friends need?