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This is so many shades of hysterically funny, I don't know where to begin...and, yes, this is a legitimate company and the product recall letter is serious...

The home page/FAQs are funny enough, but the product recall letter is beyond hysterical.

I mean, "meat-scented"...?? What did they think was going to happen...?? Duh!!

Enjoy!!

Of course, it helps if I add the link, no?


http://www.dogcondoms.com

Link, please?

I know...I'm an idiot!

I added it...

"Can I Train My Dog To Put It On Himself?

No, the dog will require human intervention each time he wishes to put on or take off a condom" rotflmao

That is freakin hysterical....

I dont even want to think about this...............

Apparently work doesn't feel that I should be shopping for dog condoms from here... I'll have to check this out when I get home...

What About Female Condoms for Bitches?

We recognize that birth control is the responsibility of both partners, and we are currently working on a prototype of a condom for female dogs. However, we don't expect it to reach the market until 2007.

looks like there is a product recall...darn!

What Sizes and Scents Do They Come In?

Dog condoms come in three sizes to fit small, medium, and large breeds. Almost every dog will find a comfortable, well-proportioned condom to meet their needs. The condoms also come in lubricated and meat scented varieties to enhance pleasure for both dog partners.



I honestly cannot even believe I just read that.

Well....hence the product recall...you know...because of all the choking incidents...

Of course, if you've had your dog neutered, there are other fun products available:

http://www.neuticles.com/index1.html

Because, you know, retaining his self esteem and natural look is foremost on your dog's mind...

Uh, o.......kay.