Farmer's Daughters
Posted: August 12, 2005 9:38 am
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to
marry the perfect woman so they could produce beautiful children beyond
comparison.
With that as his mission he began searching for the perfect woman.
Shortly thereafter he met a farmer who had three stunning, gorgeous daughters
that positively took his breath away. So he explained his mission to the
farmer, asking for permission to marry one of them.
The farmer simply replied, "They're lookin' to get married, so you came to
the right place. Look 'em over and pick the one you want"
The man dated the first daughter. The next day the farmer asked for the
man's opinion.
"Well," said the man, "she's just a weeeeee bit, not that you can hardly
notice...pigeon-toed."
The farmer nodded and suggested the man date one of the other girls; so the
man went out with the second daughter.
The next day, the farmer again asked how things went.
"Well," the man replied, "she's just a weeeee bit, not that you can hardly
tell...cross-eyed."
The farmer nodded and suggested he date the third girl to see if things
might be better. So he did.
The next morning the man rushed in exclaiming, "She's perfect, just perfect.
She's the one I want to marry."
So they were wed right away. Months later the baby was born. When the man
visited the nursery he was horrified: the baby was the ugliest, most pathetic
human you can imagine. He rushed to his father-in-law asking how such a thing
could happen considering the beauty of the parents.
"Well," explained the farmer, "She was just a weeeee bit, not that you
could hardly tell...pregnant when you met her."
marry the perfect woman so they could produce beautiful children beyond
comparison.
With that as his mission he began searching for the perfect woman.
Shortly thereafter he met a farmer who had three stunning, gorgeous daughters
that positively took his breath away. So he explained his mission to the
farmer, asking for permission to marry one of them.
The farmer simply replied, "They're lookin' to get married, so you came to
the right place. Look 'em over and pick the one you want"
The man dated the first daughter. The next day the farmer asked for the
man's opinion.
"Well," said the man, "she's just a weeeeee bit, not that you can hardly
notice...pigeon-toed."
The farmer nodded and suggested the man date one of the other girls; so the
man went out with the second daughter.
The next day, the farmer again asked how things went.
"Well," the man replied, "she's just a weeeee bit, not that you can hardly
tell...cross-eyed."
The farmer nodded and suggested he date the third girl to see if things
might be better. So he did.
The next morning the man rushed in exclaiming, "She's perfect, just perfect.
She's the one I want to marry."
So they were wed right away. Months later the baby was born. When the man
visited the nursery he was horrified: the baby was the ugliest, most pathetic
human you can imagine. He rushed to his father-in-law asking how such a thing
could happen considering the beauty of the parents.
"Well," explained the farmer, "She was just a weeeee bit, not that you
could hardly tell...pregnant when you met her."
