Help Us use a 4 foot Bull !!!!

ches4me · Post by **ches4me** » August 12, 2005 2:15 pm

Well I have a PROBLEM and need some suggestions.!!!!!!!!.

WE have been Donated a 3 or 4 ft bull for the Beganiversary. Could really use some suggestions on how to tie it in with a Buffett theme. I cannot think of a buffett song with a Bull (OR EVEN A COW) in it.
Keep it clean Guys I am really serious!

ToplessRideFL · Post by **ToplessRideFL** » August 12, 2005 2:18 pm

Is it a real bull?

If its a fake bull you could dress him up in a grass skirt and use him for decoration!

You could make "Red Bull" Margaritas

shakerofsalt · Post by **shakerofsalt** » August 12, 2005 2:21 pm

Where it all began...and that's no bull sh!t!!!!!!

ches4me · Post by **ches4me** » August 12, 2005 2:22 pm

No it is a stuffed Bull

here is a quote from the donor,
A Cow/Bull..about 4-5 ft high and about 2-3 feet wide..black, white and yellow w/horns...it is not heavy..plush and stuffed I am going to fix him up to look tropical

help!!

ToplessRideFL · Post by **ToplessRideFL** » August 12, 2005 2:23 pm

Wait a minute ............... A COW? Think back to the 2001 tour....There was a dancing inflatable cow onstage for "Cheeseburger in Paradise"!!!

shakerofsalt · Post by **shakerofsalt** » August 12, 2005 2:23 pm

CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE!!!!!!!!

shakerofsalt · Post by **shakerofsalt** » August 12, 2005 2:25 pm

Hey- you must have beat me to it by a millisecond!!

Tiki Bar · Post by **Tiki Bar** » August 12, 2005 2:40 pm

Is it porta-bull?

The whole damn world's gone crazy
The moon is jumpin' over the cow
How can you help but
Not love the now

Misheard Lyrics, performed by Jimmy Buffett. ... Stepped on a cow plop.

Countin' the Cows Every Day
From - Rancho Deluxe

Oh, I'm just a cowboy
An old hired hand
Never seen nothin' majestic or grand
I just received a great big tax return
Now I'm off to Las Vegas with money to burn

It's been a while since I last left this town
Bought a new suit and I'm Nevada bound
Gonna make it
Gonna break it
I've been there before
Nothin's gone wrong
This town's such a bore

Aw, the train leaves at seven
All go to heaven
Nothin' here to make me stay
'Cause that Las Vegas glitter
Sure beats kitty litter
Countin' the cows every day

Yeah, the train leaves at seven
On up to heaven
Nothin' here to make me stay
'Cause that Las Vegas glitter
Sure beats kitty litter
Countin' the cows every day
And countin' the cows every day

ToplessRideFL · Post by **ToplessRideFL** » August 12, 2005 2:46 pm

shakerofsalt wrote:Hey- you must have beat me to it by a millisecond!!

I saw that too!

Tiki Bar · Post by **Tiki Bar** » August 12, 2005 2:47 pm

Dressed tropically, with a surfboard made of a refrigerator box (or a real one), and a big COW-abunga sign!!

ToplessRideFL · Post by **ToplessRideFL** » August 12, 2005 2:54 pm

A manatee is a seaCOW!

Tiki Bar · Post by **Tiki Bar** » August 12, 2005 3:02 pm

Tiki Bar wrote:The whole damn world's gone crazy
The moon is jumpin' over the cow
How can you help but
Not love the now

Instead of I Love the Now... I Love the Cow!!

(that's twice this week I've mentioned loving cows!

)

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » August 13, 2005 4:57 pm

How about Brahma Fear???

phjrsaunt · Post by **phjrsaunt** » August 13, 2005 6:16 pm

Lovin' RagtopW's idea and Tiki's two ideas!

outtalimes · Post by **outtalimes** » August 13, 2005 9:53 pm

Why not strap it on your vehicle's roof or hood
with a big shark fin planted on its back??
If your really handy......try to rig a tube up into the bull's
mouth to dispense the liquid of your choice.
Here it is......bull on hood, cooler on roof......tube from cooler to
bull's butt......run it through the bull to mouth......add a spigot.....
and dispense your beverage from the mouth......or orifice of your
choice. It would surely draw a crowd in the lot.
If you are at the 8/25 show....I will look for you.

phjrsaunt · Post by **phjrsaunt** » August 14, 2005 4:39 pm

If he's fat, then I guess you can't call him BULL-emic.