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Ilph wrote:

phjrsaunt wrote: The Devil went down to Jah's house
He was lookin' fer some tunes to steal
He was in a bind, cuz he was way behind from
listenin' to Diamond, Neil......

Well, Shane jumped up on a hickory stump and said, "Jah let me tell you what."
I guess you didn't know it, but I like Drive By Truckers, too.
And if you care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you
Now you like obscure music boy, but give the monkey his due
I'll bet a CD of Hole against your soul, my music's better than yours.
Jahfin said, my name's Jonathan, and it might be a sin
But I'll take your bet, and you're gonna regret. My music's the best that's ever been

Now y'all just stop that before I wet myself!

bravedave wrote:

Ilph wrote:

phjrsaunt wrote: The Devil went down to Jah's house
He was lookin' fer some tunes to steal
He was in a bind, cuz he was way behind from
listenin' to Diamond, Neil......

Well, Shane jumped up on a hickory stump and said, "Jah let me tell you what."
I guess you didn't know it, but I like Drive By Truckers, too.
And if you care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you
Now you like obscure music boy, but give the monkey his due
I'll bet a CD of Hole against your soul, my music's better than yours.
Jahfin said, my name's Jonathan, and it might be a sin
But I'll take your bet, and you're gonna regret. My music's the best that's ever been

Now y'all just stop that before I wet myself!

True reggae on the mountain, run mon run.....
The Devil's in the house of Jonathon.............

I hope Jahfin's sense of humor continues to be good! Not quite sure what got into me!

Ilph wrote:

phjrsaunt wrote:

Ilph wrote:

citcat wrote:

Ilph wrote:

Jahfin wrote: I figure my taste in music can't be too bad if Monkey Boy and I both like the Grateful Dead (oh, and that Buffett character). Plus, he owes me a good humpin'. Little more to the left this time...

Oh man, if Jah and Monkeyboy start getting along, this could completely unravel the infrastructure of BuffettNews as we know it!!!!!

oh jeeez
I see pigs flying.

I heard that the devil just bought a pair of ice skates.

(Think "Chalie Daniels Band" when you read this):
The Devil went down to Jah's house
He was lookin' fer some tunes to steal
He was in a bind, cuz he was way behind from
listenin' to Diamond, Neil......


(Now, in my best "Larry the Cable Guy" voice: Lord, I apologize!)

Well, Shane jumped up on a hickory stump and said, "Jah let me tell you what."
I guess you didn't know it, but I like Drive By Truckers, too.
And if you care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you
Now you like obscure music boy, but give the monkey his due
I'll bet a CD of Hole against your soul, my music's better than yours.
Jahfin said, my name's Jonathan, and it might be a sin
But I'll take your bet, and you're gonna regret. My music's the best that's ever been

OMG!!! That's awesome!

Wow......................

bravedave wrote:

Ilph wrote:

phjrsaunt wrote: The Devil went down to Jah's house
He was lookin' fer some tunes to steal
He was in a bind, cuz he was way behind from
listenin' to Diamond, Neil......

Well, Shane jumped up on a hickory stump and said, "Jah let me tell you what."
I guess you didn't know it, but I like Drive By Truckers, too.
And if you care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you
Now you like obscure music boy, but give the monkey his due
I'll bet a CD of Hole against your soul, my music's better than yours.
Jahfin said, my name's Jonathan, and it might be a sin
But I'll take your bet, and you're gonna regret. My music's the best that's ever been

Now y'all just stop that before I wet myself!

Somebody's got a seat to clean up.

Tiki Bar wrote:

Ilph wrote:

phjrsaunt wrote:

Ilph wrote:

citcat wrote:

Ilph wrote: Oh man, if Jah and Monkeyboy start getting along, this could completely unravel the infrastructure of BuffettNews as we know it!!!!!

oh jeeez
I see pigs flying.

I heard that the devil just bought a pair of ice skates.

(Think "Chalie Daniels Band" when you read this):
The Devil went down to Jah's house
He was lookin' fer some tunes to steal
He was in a bind, cuz he was way behind from
listenin' to Diamond, Neil......


(Now, in my best "Larry the Cable Guy" voice: Lord, I apologize!)

Well, Shane jumped up on a hickory stump and said, "Jah let me tell you what."
I guess you didn't know it, but I like Drive By Truckers, too.
And if you care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you
Now you like obscure music boy, but give the monkey his due
I'll bet a CD of Hole against your soul, my music's better than yours.
Jahfin said, my name's Jonathan, and it might be a sin
But I'll take your bet, and you're gonna regret. My music's the best that's ever been

OMG!!! That's awesome!

Thanks. It' freaks my girlfriend out when I start singing new words to a song off the top of my head while we'll be driving.

Ilph wrote:

Tiki Bar wrote:

Ilph wrote:

phjrsaunt wrote:

Ilph wrote:

citcat wrote: oh jeeez
I see pigs flying.

I heard that the devil just bought a pair of ice skates.

(Think "Chalie Daniels Band" when you read this):
The Devil went down to Jah's house
He was lookin' fer some tunes to steal
He was in a bind, cuz he was way behind from
listenin' to Diamond, Neil......


(Now, in my best "Larry the Cable Guy" voice: Lord, I apologize!)

Well, Shane jumped up on a hickory stump and said, "Jah let me tell you what."
I guess you didn't know it, but I like Drive By Truckers, too.
And if you care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you
Now you like obscure music boy, but give the monkey his due
I'll bet a CD of Hole against your soul, my music's better than yours.
Jahfin said, my name's Jonathan, and it might be a sin
But I'll take your bet, and you're gonna regret. My music's the best that's ever been

OMG!!! That's awesome!

Thanks. It' freaks my girlfriend out when I start singing new words to a song off the top of my head while we'll be driving.

Ohmigosh. You must be my husband's twin, separated at birth.
He does the same thing and freaks ME out. But his new lyrics are dirty.

citcat wrote:

Ilph wrote:

Tiki Bar wrote:

Ilph wrote:

phjrsaunt wrote:

Ilph wrote: I heard that the devil just bought a pair of ice skates.

(Think "Chalie Daniels Band" when you read this):
The Devil went down to Jah's house
He was lookin' fer some tunes to steal
He was in a bind, cuz he was way behind from
listenin' to Diamond, Neil......


(Now, in my best "Larry the Cable Guy" voice: Lord, I apologize!)

Well, Shane jumped up on a hickory stump and said, "Jah let me tell you what."
I guess you didn't know it, but I like Drive By Truckers, too.
And if you care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you
Now you like obscure music boy, but give the monkey his due
I'll bet a CD of Hole against your soul, my music's better than yours.
Jahfin said, my name's Jonathan, and it might be a sin
But I'll take your bet, and you're gonna regret. My music's the best that's ever been

OMG!!! That's awesome!

Thanks. It' freaks my girlfriend out when I start singing new words to a song off the top of my head while we'll be driving.

Ohmigosh. You must be my husband's twin, separated at birth.
He does the same thing and freaks ME out. But his new lyrics are dirty.

I throw some dirty ones out there too. But I learned to curb that habit when I was on the air at my old radio job. It's easy to get in trouble when you let a word or two slip.

Sorry... not gonna let this take a turn in the wrong direction...

LIPH wrote:

RinglingRingling wrote:

phjrsaunt wrote:I hope Jahfin's sense of humor continues to be good! Not quite sure what got into me!

It seems to have faded.

Did you ask permission first?

For the record, I wasn't asked until after this was posted when I really didn't have to be asked at all. For the BS to come to a halt around here it's going to take the efforts of all parties, not just one of us and I'm just as guilty as the rest when it comes to some of the negativity. I'm doing my best try to make this a more fun place to visit but I can't do it alone.

Jahfin wrote: I'm doing my best try to make this a more fun place to visit but I can't do it alone.

Calling someone a p**** (whether or not it's true) isn't the most excellent way to do that.

Today is the first day in almost a week I've suggested anything boobie or pie or spork or cheese related.

Focus on the positive... please!

Tiki Bar wrote:Focus on the positive... please!

I'm positively laughing right now.

buffettbride wrote:

Jahfin wrote: I'm doing my best try to make this a more fun place to visit but I can't do it alone.

Calling someone a p**** (whether or not it's true) isn't the most excellent way to do that.

Today is the first day in almost a week I've suggested anything boobie or pie or spork or cheese related.

There's that selective BN memory at work again, you totally left out the previous post which was "baiting" at best (both of which have now been deleted by the way). Did I have to fall for it? No, I didn't but by the same token the person that posted it didn't have to resort to their usual baiting tactics. That's why I said it's going to take more than one person to help make this a better place, it works both ways.

buffettbride wrote:

Tiki Bar wrote:Focus on the positive... please!

I'm positively laughing right now.

I'm not.

buffettbride wrote:

Jahfin wrote: I'm doing my best try to make this a more fun place to visit but I can't do it alone.

Calling someone a p**** (whether or not it's true) isn't the most excellent way to do that.

He can't do it alone, but at least he is making an effort...

Jahfin wrote:

buffettbride wrote:

Jahfin wrote: I'm doing my best try to make this a more fun place to visit but I can't do it alone.

Calling someone a p**** (whether or not it's true) isn't the most excellent way to do that.

Today is the first day in almost a week I've suggested anything boobie or pie or spork or cheese related.

There's that selective BN memory at work again, you totally left out the previous post which was "baiting" at best (both of which have now been deleted by the way). Did I have to fall for it? No, I didn't but by the same token the person that posted it didn't have to resort to their usual baiting tactics. That's why I said it's going to take more than one person to help make this a better place, it works both ways.

I believe the children are our future.

Jahfin wrote:I'm just as guilty as the rest when it comes to some of the negativity.

Seriously dude... I'm so much more willing to drop it all and be cool after you said this.

Tiki Bar wrote:

buffettbride wrote:

Jahfin wrote: I'm doing my best try to make this a more fun place to visit but I can't do it alone.

Calling someone a p**** (whether or not it's true) isn't the most excellent way to do that.

He can't do it alone, but at least he is making an effort...

How is calling RR a p**** making it an effort? Is saying you're making an effort mean you're actually making an effort? Not that I don't think RR isn't a p****, but for real????

I'm dead serious too that I did not mention cheese, pie, sporks, or boobies until today (and in the thread of a person who would laugh at it anyway...not related to the baiting) and I didn't need to point out to anyone that I was "making an effort". I just did it to be respectful.

For sheesh.