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balcony girls wrote:

Tiki Bar wrote:

rednekkPH wrote:

buffettbride wrote:

phjrsaunt wrote:

phjrsaunt wrote:Gawd. Ya'll chill.

I thought it was spelled y'all?

Yup. A contraction of "you all" - since you're eliminating the "ou", that's where the apostrophe should fall.

I disagree... it's a contraction of ya all, thus eliminating the "a", which is where the apostrophe belongs!

yes. . but which A ? ? . . .yA . ? ? . . .or All . .? ?

hummmm . .

Tiki Bar wrote: And what would an upstanding southern belle such as yourself know about y'all anyway?

When you put it that way, I think I'll change my ways from now on! You've taught this old dog a new trick!

Ilph wrote:

phjrsaunt wrote:

Ilph wrote:

citcat wrote:

Ilph wrote:

Jahfin wrote: I figure my taste in music can't be too bad if Monkey Boy and I both like the Grateful Dead (oh, and that Buffett character). Plus, he owes me a good humpin'. Little more to the left this time...

Oh man, if Jah and Monkeyboy start getting along, this could completely unravel the infrastructure of BuffettNews as we know it!!!!!

oh jeeez
I see pigs flying.

I heard that the devil just bought a pair of ice skates.

(Think "Chalie Daniels Band" when you read this):
The Devil went down to Jah's house
He was lookin' fer some tunes to steal
He was in a bind, cuz he was way behind from
listenin' to Diamond, Neil......


(Now, in my best "Larry the Cable Guy" voice: Lord, I apologize!)

Well, Shane jumped up on a hickory stump and said, "Jah let me tell you what."
I guess you didn't know it, but I like Drive By Truckers, too.
And if you care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you
Now you like obscure music boy, but give the monkey his due
I'll bet a CD of Hole against your soul, my music's better than yours.
Jahfin said, my name's Jonathan, and it might be a sin
But I'll take your bet, and you're gonna regret. My music's the best that's ever been

PHBeerman wrote:

Ilph wrote:

phjrsaunt wrote:

Ilph wrote:

citcat wrote:

Ilph wrote: Oh man, if Jah and Monkeyboy start getting along, this could completely unravel the infrastructure of BuffettNews as we know it!!!!!

oh jeeez
I see pigs flying.

I heard that the devil just bought a pair of ice skates.

(Think "Chalie Daniels Band" when you read this):
The Devil went down to Jah's house
He was lookin' fer some tunes to steal
He was in a bind, cuz he was way behind from
listenin' to Diamond, Neil......


(Now, in my best "Larry the Cable Guy" voice: Lord, I apologize!)

Well, Shane jumped up on a hickory stump and said, "Jah let me tell you what."
I guess you didn't know it, but I like Drive By Truckers, too.
And if you care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you
Now you like obscure music boy, but give the monkey his due
I'll bet a CD of Hole against your soul, my music's better than yours.
Jahfin said, my name's Jonathan, and it might be a sin
But I'll take your bet, and you're gonna regret. My music's the best that's ever been

Jonathan polish up your CDs
And play your alt.country loud
Cause hell's broke loose in North Carolina
And Monkey Boy is gay and proud
And if you win
You get this dirty Drive by Truckers Hat
But if you lose, the Monkey Boy gets to jump on your back.

iuparrothead wrote:

Jahfin wrote:I'm just as guilty as the rest when it comes to some of the negativity.

Seriously dude... I'm so much more willing to drop it all and be cool after you said this.

PHBeerman wrote:

Ilph wrote:

phjrsaunt wrote:

Ilph wrote:

citcat wrote:

Ilph wrote: Oh man, if Jah and Monkeyboy start getting along, this could completely unravel the infrastructure of BuffettNews as we know it!!!!!

oh jeeez
I see pigs flying.

I heard that the devil just bought a pair of ice skates.

(Think "Chalie Daniels Band" when you read this):
The Devil went down to Jah's house
He was lookin' fer some tunes to steal
He was in a bind, cuz he was way behind from
listenin' to Diamond, Neil......


(Now, in my best "Larry the Cable Guy" voice: Lord, I apologize!)

Well, Shane jumped up on a hickory stump and said, "Jah let me tell you what."
I guess you didn't know it, but I like Drive By Truckers, too.
And if you care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you
Now you like obscure music boy, but give the monkey his due
I'll bet a CD of Hole against your soul, my music's better than yours.
Jahfin said, my name's Jonathan, and it might be a sin
But I'll take your bet, and you're gonna regret. My music's the best that's ever been

Jonathan polish up your CDs
And play your alt.country loud
Cause hell's broke loose in North Carolina
And Monkey Boy is gay and proud
And if you win
You get this dirty Drive by Truckers Hat
But if you lose, the Monkey Boy gets to jump on your back.

nycparrothead wrote:hehehehe... I posted this just before I left for 4 days and forgot all about it... I'm glad everything went over well... You're good in my book Jah dude!

And Ilph.. DAMN DUDE!! LMMFAO!!!