A LOOK INTO THE FUTURE.
Here are what the headlines from the year 2029 will read:
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Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia formally known as California.
White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.
Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.
Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped.
Couple petitions court to reinstate Heterosexual marriage.
Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of
the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Iraq, Syria, Afghanistan, and Lebanon).
France pleads for global help after being taken over by Iceland.
Castro finally dies at age 112. Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2032.
Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss.
Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.
Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.
New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.
Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts.
Capitol Hill intern indicted for refusing to have sex with congressman.
IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines.
Chicago Cubs World Series drought now at 121 years as the Nome Noodniks and Key West Margaritas prepare to meet in this year's fall classic.
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HEADLINES 2029
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woooowwwww!!Wino you know wrote:Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
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Wino you know wrote:Chicago Cubs World Series drought now at 121 years as the Nome Noodniks and Key West Margaritas prepare to meet in this year's fall classic.
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Both the RollingStones and Cher kick off their Spring concert tour
and The Eagles confirm plans for their Farewell Tour????
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Re: HEADLINES 2029
Wino you know wrote:France pleads for global help after being taken over by Iceland.
Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines.
Chicago Cubs World Series drought now at 121 years as the Nome Noodniks and Key West Margaritas prepare to meet in this year's fall classic.
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