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sonofabeach
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Post by sonofabeach »

Wino you know wrote:Image
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toss up :lol:
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Post by Wino you know »

sonofabeach wrote:
Wino you know wrote:Image
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toss up :lol:
LIKE HELL IT IS!
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"sorry ladies I'm an independent" :lol:
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"It's crazy and it's different, but it's really bein' free"
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RinglingRingling wrote:
Prthd119 wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote:
sonofabeach wrote:
12vmanRick wrote:Juliette Lewis.. somehow she is skankily attractive :-?
she also kinda has a handicapped look but you're right....she'll do in a pinch :lol:
KLL's avatar...


Ewwwwwww...she is the Anti Christ!!! :o
but she can make you a peanut butter sammich that looks simply incredible after you get done boinking her... :D

Is that after she redecorates your room, rearranges your kitchen, weaves a new wall to wall carpet...and color coordinates your spice cabinet and wardrobe?????

R2? C'mon...she is Evil!!!! :roll:
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And Lord it's a good place for hangin' out .."
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Lightning Bolt
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Post by Lightning Bolt »

RinglingRingling wrote:
Gulfbreeze wrote:I have always sort of admired Prince Eric for "deep diving" with this chick...

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those are nice "b-shells" ;)
hmm, looks like they're under a C :roll: :-?



...seriously, is this microphone on? 8)
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Post by tikitatas »

Lightning Bolt wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote:
Gulfbreeze wrote:I have always sort of admired Prince Eric for "deep diving" with this chick...

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those are nice "b-shells" ;)
hmm, looks like they're under a C :roll: :-?



...seriously, is this microphone on? 8)
LMAO!!!
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Down where it's wetter,
Take it from me . . ."
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SPEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


I just love you Ms Cate... :lol: :lol:
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pbans
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Gulfbreeze wrote:I have always sort of admired Prince Eric for "deep diving" with this chick...

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Saw a guy in Sturgis (when I was playing skanky biker chick) with a t-shirt that said: Mermaids: Not enough woman to f*&k and too much fish to eat.....poor Ariel.
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Post by Gulfbreeze »

tikitatas wrote:
Lightning Bolt wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote:
Gulfbreeze wrote:I have always sort of admired Prince Eric for "deep diving" with this chick...

Image

those are nice "b-shells" ;)
hmm, looks like they're under a C :roll: :-?



...seriously, is this microphone on? 8)
LMAO!!!
"Darling, it's better,
Down where it's wetter,
Take it from me . . ."
:o :o :o
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Post by Gulfbreeze »

pbans wrote:
Gulfbreeze wrote:I have always sort of admired Prince Eric for "deep diving" with this chick...

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Saw a guy in Sturgis (when I was playing skanky biker chick) with a t-shirt that said: Mermaids: Not enough woman to f*&k and too much fish to eat.....poor Ariel.
Ohh, I like that shirt... :lol: :lol:
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buffettbride
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Post by buffettbride »

I would sooooooooo do Juliette Lewis. Anyone ever see "Strange Daze"?

And of course she played Mallory Knox in Natural Born Killers.
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captainjoe
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Post by captainjoe »

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'Nuff said! :wink:
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This is my real choice!
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Post by Fur Play »

Well, dur was dat thang wif Michael Jackson :oops:
Chillin the Most
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Lightning Bolt
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Post by Lightning Bolt »

captainjoe wrote:Image

This is my real choice!
well, all right then.... call me Santa 8) :P :wink:
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Post by RinglingRingling »

Prthd119 wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote:
Prthd119 wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote:
sonofabeach wrote:
12vmanRick wrote:Juliette Lewis.. somehow she is skankily attractive :-?
she also kinda has a handicapped look but you're right....she'll do in a pinch :lol:
KLL's avatar...


Ewwwwwww...she is the Anti Christ!!! :o
but she can make you a peanut butter sammich that looks simply incredible after you get done boinking her... :D

Is that after she redecorates your room, rearranges your kitchen, weaves a new wall to wall carpet...and color coordinates your spice cabinet and wardrobe?????

R2? C'mon...she is Evil!!!! :roll:
Shoot, she's gonna do all that, (or have her crew do it all), the least I can do is leave her radiantly happy. Shoot, it's probably been years since she had a roll in the 1200 TC Egyptian Cotton sheets with matching pillow cases and a dust ruffle. :D
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Post by tikitatas »

RinglingRingling wrote:
Prthd119 wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote:
Prthd119 wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote:
sonofabeach wrote: she also kinda has a handicapped look but you're right....she'll do in a pinch :lol:
KLL's avatar...


Ewwwwwww...she is the Anti Christ!!! :o
but she can make you a peanut butter sammich that looks simply incredible after you get done boinking her... :D

Is that after she redecorates your room, rearranges your kitchen, weaves a new wall to wall carpet...and color coordinates your spice cabinet and wardrobe?????

R2? C'mon...she is Evil!!!! :roll:
Shoot, she's gonna do all that, (or have her crew do it all), the least I can do is leave her radiantly happy. Shoot, it's probably been years since she had a roll in the 1200 TC Egyptian Cotton sheets with matching pillow cases and a dust ruffle. :D

Don't get tangled up in her electronic bracelet, R2. Or you'll BOTH do 10 more months!!
Cate



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RinglingRingling
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Post by RinglingRingling »

tikitatas wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote:
Prthd119 wrote:Is that after she redecorates your room, rearranges your kitchen, weaves a new wall to wall carpet...and color coordinates your spice cabinet and wardrobe?????

R2? C'mon...she is Evil!!!! :roll:
Shoot, she's gonna do all that, (or have her crew do it all), the least I can do is leave her radiantly happy. Shoot, it's probably been years since she had a roll in the 1200 TC Egyptian Cotton sheets with matching pillow cases and a dust ruffle. :D

Don't get tangled up in her electronic bracelet, R2. Or you'll BOTH do 10 more months!!
well, see... that is the ideal woman. Her jewelry has a practical side to it... ;D
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Prthd119
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Post by Prthd119 »

RinglingRingling wrote:
tikitatas wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote:
Prthd119 wrote:Is that after she redecorates your room, rearranges your kitchen, weaves a new wall to wall carpet...and color coordinates your spice cabinet and wardrobe?????

R2? C'mon...she is Evil!!!! :roll:
Shoot, she's gonna do all that, (or have her crew do it all), the least I can do is leave her radiantly happy. Shoot, it's probably been years since she had a roll in the 1200 TC Egyptian Cotton sheets with matching pillow cases and a dust ruffle. :D

Don't get tangled up in her electronic bracelet, R2. Or you'll BOTH do 10 more months!!
well, see... that is the ideal woman. Her jewelry has a practical side to it... ;D

Have you considered medication???

:wink:


I'm telling you...she is evil.... :roll:
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And Lord it's a good place for hangin' out .."
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Diane Sawyer
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And one I wouldn't touch is Paris Hilton. I wouldn't do that skank with someone else's johnson and 3 guys pushing from behind.
what I really mean . . . I wish you were here
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