Women you're embarrassed to admit are, um, "do"abl

[RinglingRingling]

Diane Sawyer


And one I wouldn't touch is Paris Hilton. I wouldn't do that skank with someone else's johnson and 3 guys pushing from behind.

Diane is not bad for being an AARP member.

and would that be three guys pushing you, pushing her, or both?

[RinglingRingling]

Is that after she redecorates your room, rearranges your kitchen, weaves a new wall to wall carpet...and color coordinates your spice cabinet and wardrobe?????

R2? C'mon...she is Evil!!!!

Shoot, she's gonna do all that, (or have her crew do it all), the least I can do is leave her radiantly happy. Shoot, it's probably been years since she had a roll in the 1200 TC Egyptian Cotton sheets with matching pillow cases and a dust ruffle.

Don't get tangled up in her electronic bracelet, R2. Or you'll BOTH do 10 more months!!

well, see... that is the ideal woman. Her jewelry has a practical side to it... ;D

Have you considered medication???




I'm telling you...she is evil....

I can always pump her for stock tips..

[Gulfbreeze]

Diane Sawyer


And one I wouldn't touch is Paris Hilton. I wouldn't do that skank with someone else's johnson and 3 guys pushing from behind.

Item #1: You see her today as well?

Item #2: (I would)

[LIPH]

Diane Sawyer


And one I wouldn't touch is Paris Hilton. I wouldn't do that skank with someone else's johnson and 3 guys pushing from behind.

Item #1: You see her today as well?

Item #2: (I would)

1. No, I haven't seen her in a couple of months. Good Morning America's studio in Times Square is 2 levels. They let the crowd inside at street level but Diane Sawyer and Charles Gibson are usually upstairs on the second floor and you can't see them from outside.
2. I have standards.