$5,000
Posted: August 17, 2005 11:19 am
A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among
three likely candidates.
He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what
they do with the money.
The first does a total make over.
She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up
and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man.
She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him
because she loves him so much.
The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts.
She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his
computer, and some expensive clothes
As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the
money on him because she loves him so much.
Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market.
She earns several times the $5,000.
She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a
joint account.
She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she
loves him so much.
Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had
done with the money he'd given her.
Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.
Men are like that, you know!
There is more money being spent on breast implants and
Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.
This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly
population with perky boobs and huge erections and
absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
three likely candidates.
He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what
they do with the money.
The first does a total make over.
She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up
and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man.
She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him
because she loves him so much.
The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts.
She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his
computer, and some expensive clothes
As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the
money on him because she loves him so much.
Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market.
She earns several times the $5,000.
She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a
joint account.
She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she
loves him so much.
Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had
done with the money he'd given her.
Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.
Men are like that, you know!
There is more money being spent on breast implants and
Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.
This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly
population with perky boobs and huge erections and
absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
