CANANDAIGUA, N.Y. - It sounds a little corny. A farmer looking for love has planted a personals ad, using corn stalks in a cow pasture. It reads: "S.W.F Got-2 (love symbol) Farm'n." Underneath is a 1,000-foot-long arrow pointing single white females to his house.
"It only took me about an hour — I did it with a corn planter in May," Pieter DeHond said Wednesday as he removed weeds from the 18-acre field. "I was just horsing around."
In place of a newspaper ad, DeHond said he decided on an impulse to use up the extra corn seed left after spring planting at his 200-acre Pleasure Acres farm in western New York.
"I wouldn't place a personal ad in the paper. To me it seems desperate," he added, laughing. "This is more of a fun thing. I put this out in a field where nobody could see it unless you flew over it."
Recently there was a local news story about a guy who placed a personal ad in the newspaper stating simply "WIFE WANTED", accompanied by a photograph and phone number.
Well, as it turns out, this guy is a "regular" here at the office. He's constantly contacting us, trying to get the VA to pay for the sex change operation he wants. In his file, I have several photos (which he sent in) of him in various stages of female dress (and undress) - including one where he is wearing nothing but a black bra and fishnets, spike heels, a blonde wig and full FM makeup. And, he's got his...um...stuff...tucked between his legs (thank god for small favors).
Seems he neglected to put any of that in his ad. I REALLY hope he didn't get any takers.
rednekkPH wrote:Recently there was a local news story about a guy who placed a personal ad in the newspaper stating simply "WIFE WANTED", accompanied by a photograph and phone number.
Well, as it turns out, this guy is a "regular" here at the office. He's constantly contacting us, trying to get the VA to pay for the sex change operation he wants. In his file, I have several photos (which he sent in) of him in various stages of female dress (and undress) - including one where he is wearing nothing but a black bra and fishnets, spike heels, a blonde wig and full FM makeup. And, he's got his...um...stuff...tucked between his legs (thank god for small favors).
Seems he neglected to put any of that in his ad. I REALLY hope he didn't get any takers.
Shouldn't this be in the "What makes Him Sexy" column?
rednekkPH wrote:Recently there was a local news story about a guy who placed a personal ad in the newspaper stating simply "WIFE WANTED", accompanied by a photograph and phone number.
Well, as it turns out, this guy is a "regular" here at the office. He's constantly contacting us, trying to get the VA to pay for the sex change operation he wants. In his file, I have several photos (which he sent in) of him in various stages of female dress (and undress) - including one where he is wearing nothing but a black bra and fishnets, spike heels, a blonde wig and full FM makeup. And, he's got his...um...stuff...tucked between his legs (thank god for small favors).
Seems he neglected to put any of that in his ad. I REALLY hope he didn't get any takers.
Shouldn't this be in the "What makes Him Sexy" column?
rednekkPH wrote:Recently there was a local news story about a guy who placed a personal ad in the newspaper stating simply "WIFE WANTED", accompanied by a photograph and phone number.
Well, as it turns out, this guy is a "regular" here at the office. He's constantly contacting us, trying to get the VA to pay for the sex change operation he wants. In his file, I have several photos (which he sent in) of him in various stages of female dress (and undress) - including one where he is wearing nothing but a black bra and fishnets, spike heels, a blonde wig and full FM makeup. And, he's got his...um...stuff...tucked between his legs (thank god for small favors).
Seems he neglected to put any of that in his ad. I REALLY hope he didn't get any takers.
Shouldn't this be in the "What makes Him Sexy" column?
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rednekkPH wrote:Recently there was a local news story about a guy who placed a personal ad in the newspaper stating simply "WIFE WANTED", accompanied by a photograph and phone number.
Well, as it turns out, this guy is a "regular" here at the office. He's constantly contacting us, trying to get the VA to pay for the sex change operation he wants. In his file, I have several photos (which he sent in) of him in various stages of female dress (and undress) - including one where he is wearing nothing but a black bra and fishnets, spike heels, a blonde wig and full FM makeup. And, he's got his...um...stuff...tucked between his legs (thank god for small favors).
Seems he neglected to put any of that in his ad. I REALLY hope he didn't get any takers.
Shouldn't this be in the "What makes Him Sexy" column?
Eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
That would be Wyoming. Where men are men and sheep are askeered.
CANANDAIGUA, N.Y. - It sounds a little corny. A farmer looking for love has planted a personals ad, using corn stalks in a cow pasture. It reads: "S.W.F Got-2 (love symbol) Farm'n." Underneath is a 1,000-foot-long arrow pointing single white females to his house.
"It only took me about an hour — I did it with a corn planter in May," Pieter DeHond said Wednesday as he removed weeds from the 18-acre field. "I was just horsing around."
In place of a newspaper ad, DeHond said he decided on an impulse to use up the extra corn seed left after spring planting at his 200-acre Pleasure Acres farm in western New York.
"I wouldn't place a personal ad in the paper. To me it seems desperate," he added, laughing. "This is more of a fun thing. I put this out in a field where nobody could see it unless you flew over it."
