CHEATER!!!

[land_shark3]

You can't put the gun that close when you play Duck Hunt!

[ragtopW]

OOOPS Federal offense Right there...

[Sam]

You can't put the gun that close when you play Duck Hunt!

Obviously you have the WRONG game.....It is what the picture DOSEN'T show you.

This is actually a new game invented by ducks that has been kept highly secret....and seems to be catching on with the water fowl of all species....
and there is a goverment conspiracy to keep it hidden from the public. While numerous people are suspected of being pecked to death by ducks...no one has of yet been able to confirm it.

The basis of the game.......
A lone, seemingly hapless duck, is the bait for humans to come after it and either A.) shoot it or B.) rescue it..... at a specified time when a signal is given by the said, apparent helpless duck, ( who is really the bait...and key to the game.) hundreds or perhaps thousands of his feathered friends that are waiting rather impatiently and quietly where they cannot be seen......... will desend upon the human(s) squawking and crapping all over said human(s) victim.

Bonus points for the ducks are awarded for first to land poop on the human and for landing poop in the eyes, ears, or mouth of the human (s) that fall for the trap. Also for pecking and ripping designer clothing and double bonus points are awarded for snagging and tweaking the nose of said humans.

Reliable rumor ( that is yet unconfirmed) has it that there are also bonus points awarded for tweaking nipples and also direct hits in the groin area.... however with so many ducks attacking the human(s) ......the only one that knows who scores the bonus points,are other ducks that generally rely upon the honor system.
There are allegations of "duck cam" referees who score the ducks on the attack and "bombing runs" as well as special referees that keep their "duck cam" on the various respective parts of the bonus zones of the human(s)....

So far the mallards, the woodducks, and pintails are so close that it is to hard to tell who has the lead...... but the tame geese and pigeons who have picked up the game are running neck and neck at least score wise in Second place........with Great Blue Herons running in Third and wood storks in Fourth.

[Capt.Flock]

just too funny

[OceanCityGirl]

I figured the game was duck/chicken. Adolescent and young adult ducks get as close as they can to humans with guns without getting shot. The one who gets closest is obviously the coolest most manly duck in the flock. And every year duck mothers worry because one of them always dies from this. Then all the other ducks swear they'll never play this game again in memory of their fallen friend.