CRC Parrothead wrote:Thanks so much Beerman!!!!! That's a refreshing and awesome story!!!
I think I'll stick with it and see what happens!
Now if I can just get my friends to quit saying things like,
"Don't go changing on me! I still need my party buddy!"
"Don't scare him off!!"
"Take it easy on this one!"
"You got yourself a gawd darn Republican!!"
(This one is really confusing since I'm a registered Republican!)
Dear CRC,
crc wrote:
Now if I can just get my friends to quit saying things like,
"Don't go changing on me! I still need my party buddy!"
Tell them that even old married guys like Beerman still party.
crc wrote:
"Don't scare him off!!"
If he is able to be scared off by you, then he would have to be gay.
crc wrote:
"Take it easy on this one!"
Nah, go rough on him. He can pray about it tomorrow.
crc wrote:
"You got yourself a gawd darn Republican!!"
(This one is really confusing since I'm a registered Republican!)
I am overly well-endowed. This sometimes creates friction. I have spoken to Tommy Lee at length about this but he was unable to insert any solutions to this problem. What would you recommend? BTW, would you tell your wife that I will meet her and Monkey Boys Mom at the usual time. TY!
I am overly well-endowed. This sometimes creates friction. I have spoken to Tommy Lee at length about this but he was unable to insert any solutions to this problem. What would you recommend? BTW, would you tell your wife that I will meet her and Monkey Boys Mom at the usual time. TY!
Dear TY,
Just because you are well endowed compared to the 12 year olds that you hang out with it does not mean you are well endowed in relation to the general male population. I hate to tell you this bud, but 3 inches in length does not constitute being well endowed.
Monkey Boys mother is here with me, and my wife is being guarded by Santa. You are more than welcome to try and go there if you would like.
One question. WWJD?? What Would Junk Do????? (attemptin to give the LC greeting, but it wont let me)
Stevezero,
Do you mean something like this?
Welcome to Buffettnews.com Beware there are some people around here that think that heeps should be driven by both genders and not just chicks.
What Would Junk Do? Tell everyone to F*** Off and go away. I am a much nicer person with my replies. (Plus there are some real hotties over here that I don't want to insult)
I dun went n lost my measurizin tape, an I gotsta make sho dey's enuf of me ta go round fur a party comin up on da Labor Day weekend if ya pickin up what I'm layin down...
I don't thank day's anyhow I's gon sobah up enuf ta go in a store befo din...
Since I's bin quoted in dis thread, I's got a queshun too...
Dear Beermanwhut YOU doin' tonight? ,
Uda ladiez is always jealous of ma, ummmm, hook. Dey always go coverin dere husband's eyes when I's 'round. Dis makes me feel real bad. Whut kin I tell dese ladiez so dey don't think I's wantin' dere husbands?
I dun went n lost my measurizin tape, an I gotsta make sho dey's enuf of me ta go round fur a party comin up on da Labor Day weekend if ya pickin up what I'm layin down...
I don't thank day's anyhow I's gon sobah up enuf ta go in a store befo din...
What should I do?
Signed,
FUBAR
Yo FUBAR,
Whats yuz gots to duz iz send one of yo ladez down to da sto an make her pik one of them thingys up right now. And have her gets some more likker while she be dere.
Honey Ho wrote:Since I's bin quoted in dis thread, I's got a queshun too...
Dear Beermanwhut YOU doin' tonight? ,
Uda ladiez is always jealous of ma, ummmm, hook. Dey always go coverin dere husband's eyes when I's 'round. Dis makes me feel real bad. Whut kin I tell dese ladiez so dey don't think I's wantin' dere husbands?
Yourz truly,
Honey
Dear Honey,
Who cares if these ladies think that you want their husbands. If they were keeping them happy at home, then they would have no worries. Be yourself and if one of these ladies bothers you, hit her in the mouth.
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