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World's Worst Band Names

Posted: August 24, 2005 5:14 pm
by Jahfin
From South Beach Magazine:
http://www.southbeach-usa.com/features/ ... ames_1.htm

Accidental Goat Sodomy
Angry Amputees
Angry Samoans
Arrogant Worms
Arthur Loves Plastic

Bertha Does Moosejaw
Biff Hitler and the Violent Mood Swings
Bloated Scrotum
Bloody Stools
Bumgravy

Cap'n Crunch and the Cereal Killers
Cherry Coke Enema
Chickens On Smack

The Do I Look Like I Give a ***** Band
Drew Barrymore's Dealer
Drunks With Guns

Electric Vomit
The Elvis Diet
Ethyl Meatplow

The Fat Chick from Wilson Phillips Band
'57 -------
Five Fat Guys Who Rock
Fix My Head
Flatutory Rape
The French are from Hell
***** Me, s*** Me, and Call Me Helen
Fudge Tunnel

Gag Factor
The Glands of External Secretion
Goldfish Don't Bounce
The Ed Gein Fan Club
The Go Kill Yourselves
Gregg Turner and the Blood Drained Cows
Guess My Perversion

The Hair & Skin Trading Co.
Half Man, Half Biscuit
Halo of Flies
Hamster Sandwich
Hard-Drinkin' Housewives
Head Like a Hole?
He's Dead Jim
Hindu Garage Sale
Hitler Stole My Potato
Hornets Attack Victor Mature

The I Just Killed My Parents Band
The Insult That Made a Man Out of Mac
Iowa Beef Experience
Iron Prostate
It's All Meat

Jabbering Trout
Jif and the Choosy Mothers
Joan of Arkansas

LawnSmell
Lubricated Goat
The Luminous Toilet Bowls
Lung Mustard

Meat Beat Manifesto
Men Among Poodles
My Dog Has Hitler's Brain
My Uncle's a**hole
My White Bread Mom

Nasal Sex With Broken Glass
Nearly Died Laughing While Shaving My Butt
The Negro Problem
New Squids on the Dock
Not With My Camel

Painful Discharge
People With Chairs Up Their Noses
Pieces of Lisa
Poonanie Cramp-Up
Poultry in Motion
Prison Rape Scenes
Public Enema Number One
Purple Headed Love Warriors

Radical Vulvetomy
Rats of Unusual Size

Sandy Duncan's Eye
Scoring Dope for the Ultimate Woman
7 Foot Spleen
Sex With Midgets
Sheep On Drugs
69% Female
Smelly Tongues
Snuff the Ficus
Space Negroes
Spocks Johnson
Stop Calling Me Frank
Susanne and the Guys With Ties
Swingin' Udders

Tastes Like Chicken
Technosquid Eats Parliament
Ted Bundy's Volkswagen
This Is Serious, Mum
3D House of Beef
To Live and Shave in LA
Too Fat to Skate

Uncle Bob Touched Me

Vic Morrow's Head
Violent Anal Death
Vomit Launch
Voodoo Meat Bucket

Walking With Edna
Was I Naked
When People Were Shorter and Lived By the Water

The Yeasty Girls

(Rock & Roll is not pretty)

Posted: August 24, 2005 6:08 pm
by meisinger
Looks like a SXSW lineup.

Posted: August 24, 2005 6:18 pm
by FarsideCobbPH
Lubricated Goat,hmmm,I never knew Shane was ina band!

Posted: August 24, 2005 6:26 pm
by Sidew13
Not With My Camel
Lubricated Goat
Sheep On Drugs
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: August 26, 2005 1:13 pm
by unclejohn
never heard of any of them

Posted: August 26, 2005 2:16 pm
by 12vmanRick
I actually heard of two of them and I would like to add to the list

Blotter Acid Rainforest
Dead Kennedys
Uma Jets
Impotent Seasnakes

Posted: August 26, 2005 2:34 pm
by Jahfin
Not sure it qualifies as a bad band name but I was always kinda fond of John Cougar Concentration Camp.

Posted: August 26, 2005 2:42 pm
by thegoatgod
FarsideCobbPH wrote:Lubricated Goat,hmmm!
i didnt know this forum was about my private life :o :lol: :o

Posted: August 26, 2005 2:50 pm
by Gulfbreeze
I'm kinda partial to:

Ethyl Meatplow
f*** Me, s*** Me, and Call Me Helen
Iron Prostate
Nearly Died Laughing While Shaving My Butt
The Yeasty Girls

That's a concert right there...