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OK this is getting ridiculous!
Four...
Count them, FOUR people have called me and told me that the new song by Joe Nichols "Tequila Makes her clothes Fall Off" Is about me!

I know this song must ring true for some others out there...please help me prove my point to my friends! I know there are others.... It's that darn brown liquor gets me every time!


Does this sounds like anyone else as well?

She said I?m going out with my girlfriends
Marguerite is at the holiday inn
Oh have mercy my only thought
Was tequila makes her clothes fall off
I told her put an extra layer on
I know what happens when she drinks patron?
Her closets missing half the things she bought
Yea tequila makes her clothes fall off

She?ll start by kicking out of her shoes
Lose an earring in her drink
Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall
Drop a contact down the sink

Them panty hose aint gonna last too long
If the dj puts bon jovi on
She might come home in a table cloth
Yea tequila makes her clothes fall off

She can handle any champagne brunch
A bridal shower with Bacardi punch
Jello shooters full of Smirnoff
But tequila makes her clothes fall off

She?ll start by kicking out of her shoes
Lose an earring in her drink
Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall
Drop a contact down the sink

She don?t mean nothing
She just havin fun
Tomorrow she say oh what have I done
Her friends will joke about the stuff she lost
Yea tequila makes her clothes fall off
Oh tequila makes her clothes fall off
Oh tequila makes her clothes fall off

buffettbride wrote:

You too BB?????

SweetMelissa wrote:

buffettbride wrote:

You too BB?????

Uhh huhh.

Don't act surprised or nuffin' though.

buffettbride wrote:

SweetMelissa wrote:

buffettbride wrote:

You too BB?????

Uhh huhh.

Don't act surprised or nuffin' though.

I'm shocked!



and desperately trying to keep a straight face...

WHEN I drank tequila...I turned in to a combination of Gypsy Rose Lee and Scarlett O'Hara...

Probably why I don't drink it anymore...

Melissa? I seriously doubt you are the only one...more likely the norm ...

Am I alone in thinking, Will SweetMelissa come drink Tequila with me

Thanks 119 i've been trying to tell my friends this...they just don't get it!

Prthd119 wrote:WHEN I drank tequila...I turned in to a combination of Gypsy Rose Lee and Scarlett O'Hara...

Probably why I don't drink it anymore...

damn, and this would have been fun to see

I actually thought of you when I heard that song the other day for the first time.


Patron anyone?

Sidew13 wrote:

Prthd119 wrote:WHEN I drank tequila...I turned in to a combination of Gypsy Rose Lee and Scarlett O'Hara...

Probably why I don't drink it anymore...

damn, and this would have been fun to see

Uh...yeah.

Even better was that waking up and stretching..and then.....



remembering.

PHBeerman wrote:I actually thought of you when I heard that song the other day for the first time.


Patron anyone?

ParrotheadGator wrote:Am I alone in thinking, Will SweetMelissa come drink Tequila with me

sure will but i'm going to wear my entire wardrobe!

SweetMelissa wrote:

PHBeerman wrote:I actually thought of you when I heard that song the other day for the first time.


Patron anyone?

Is that a yes?

SweetMelissa wrote:

ParrotheadGator wrote:Am I alone in thinking, Will SweetMelissa come drink Tequila with me

sure will but i'm going to wear my entire wardrobe!

that's ok, I'll just bring an extra bottle

PHBeerman wrote:

SweetMelissa wrote:

PHBeerman wrote:I actually thought of you when I heard that song the other day for the first time.


Patron anyone?

Is that a yes?

haha yeah but not tonight!

I love that song
Hey Melissa, there is no time like the present

buffettbride wrote:

SweetMelissa wrote:

buffettbride wrote:

You too BB?????

Uhh huhh.

Don't act surprised or nuffin' though.

I don't believe, I'll need you 2 to prove it to me... say ... Friday @ 7?

And you thought the pole dancing thread was going to get bad.

BTW, I didn't say that song reminded me of you. There was that other one though.

SweetMilissa lets do some shots

http://ggle.free.fr/discretos/tequila.jpg

edited by Tiki... link to hot body shot...

mmmmmmm....tequila, lime, and ass