Pat Robertson: Putting the ASS back in ASSASSINATE

[flyboy55]

I've been bothered by the things that Pat Robertson said about assassinating the President of Venezuela.

This is totally out of character for the man.

I do have a theory though.

Pat Robertson was the "second gunman" on the grassy knoll! If you do the research that I have done on this file, you will agree with me. The evidence is overwhelming.

Furthermore, it wasn't anything to do with politics. He was a cuckold! It was an act of revenge!

My other theory, although supported by less evidence than my previous theory, is that the man's long-standing cocaine addiction has finally made itself apparent in a disturbing personality disorder.

And you thought all he did on his knees was pray?

[bravedave]

Howdy!