Sorry boss, I can't afford to come in today

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » September 1, 2005 2:46 pm

iuparrothead wrote:I literally haven't driven my car in 4 days... I don't even know if I want to drive places now unless it's a complete necessity like for groceries or p*** or something. It's all CTA for me...

You can make a run for p*** on the CTA...

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » September 1, 2005 2:47 pm

sy wrote:
buffettbride wrote: but i do know i have a kegerator in the garage and a jenna jameson collection that would rival just about anyone's.
Damnit, why can't I have a neighbor like you

oh hunny. it's ok. i'll hold you.

one of these days i think i'm gonna have to move east.

land_shark3 · Post by **land_shark3** » September 1, 2005 2:48 pm

buffettbride wrote:but i do know i have a kegerator in the garage and a jenna jameson collection that would rival just about anyone's.

Sorry Ann, looks like I'm moving to CO.

rednekkPH · Post by **rednekkPH** » September 1, 2005 2:49 pm

buffettbride wrote:one of these days i think i'm gonna have to move east.

In my best afterschool special voice:
It'll make you feel good...
All the cool kids are doing it....

sy · Post by sy » September 1, 2005 2:49 pm

buffettbride wrote:
sy wrote:
buffettbride wrote: but i do know i have a kegerator in the garage and a jenna jameson collection that would rival just about anyone's.
Damnit, why can't I have a neighbor like you
oh hunny. it's ok. i'll hold you.

one of these days i think i'm gonna have to move east.

Sweet. There's a house three doors down for sale. I'll help you move

BBQ's every weekend, bring the kegerator.

I'm good on the p***

rednekkPH · Post by **rednekkPH** » September 1, 2005 2:51 pm

sy wrote:
buffettbride wrote:
sy wrote:
buffettbride wrote: but i do know i have a kegerator in the garage and a jenna jameson collection that would rival just about anyone's.
Damnit, why can't I have a neighbor like you
oh hunny. it's ok. i'll hold you.

one of these days i think i'm gonna have to move east.
Sweet. There's a house three doors down for sale. I'll help you move

BBQ's every weekend, bring the kegerator.

I'm good on the p***

But be careful - Jen attracts those bible-beater types who won't get off your porch.

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » September 1, 2005 2:54 pm

sy wrote:
buffettbride wrote:
sy wrote:
buffettbride wrote: but i do know i have a kegerator in the garage and a jenna jameson collection that would rival just about anyone's.
Damnit, why can't I have a neighbor like you
oh hunny. it's ok. i'll hold you.

one of these days i think i'm gonna have to move east.
Sweet. There's a house three doors down for sale. I'll help you move

BBQ's every weekend, bring the kegerator.

I'm good on the p***

I'm scared to even ask...

rednekkPH · Post by **rednekkPH** » September 1, 2005 2:57 pm

sy wrote:I'm good on the p***

This wouldn't be Transformer-on-cookie p***, would it?

'Cause I've been looking for some of that

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » September 1, 2005 2:59 pm

sy wrote:
buffettbride wrote:
sy wrote:
buffettbride wrote: but i do know i have a kegerator in the garage and a jenna jameson collection that would rival just about anyone's.
Damnit, why can't I have a neighbor like you
oh hunny. it's ok. i'll hold you.

one of these days i think i'm gonna have to move east.
Sweet. There's a house three doors down for sale. I'll help you move

BBQ's every weekend, bring the kegerator.

I'm good on the p***

And you have the big TV too.

So far my efforts to convince hubby that the east coast is where we should be have basically fallen on deaf ears though.

I don't think the fact that "all my friends are there" is the most convincing argument in his eyes.

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » September 1, 2005 3:00 pm

rednekkPH wrote:
buffettbride wrote:one of these days i think i'm gonna have to move east.
In my best afterschool special voice:
It'll make you feel good...
All the cool kids are doing it....

Hey! I feel good and I'm a cool kid.

<--------------renting uhaul.

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » September 1, 2005 3:01 pm

rednekkPH wrote:
But be careful - Jen attracts those bible-beater types who won't get off your porch.

Then Jen and I definitely have something in common...

sy · Post by sy » September 1, 2005 3:02 pm

rednekkPH wrote:
sy wrote:I'm good on the p***
This wouldn't be Transformer-on-cookie p***, would it?

'Cause I've been looking for some of that

Dear lord.....

you know, it probably wouldn't surprise me to find any of that in the house. Cripes, I used to run a p*** site, I have a little bit of everything.

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » September 1, 2005 3:02 pm

land_shark3 wrote:
buffettbride wrote:but i do know i have a kegerator in the garage and a jenna jameson collection that would rival just about anyone's.
Sorry Ann, looks like I'm moving to CO.

i'll call you a cab.

sy · Post by sy » September 1, 2005 3:03 pm

buffettbride wrote: And you have the big TV too.

So far my efforts to convince hubby that the east coast is where we should be have basically fallen on deaf ears though.

I don't think the fact that "all my friends are there" is the most convincing argument in his eyes.

Oh come on, 57" tv for football, full grilling rights, fully stocked bar, what else can you want???

sy · Post by sy » September 1, 2005 3:04 pm

buffettbride wrote:
rednekkPH wrote:
But be careful - Jen attracts those bible-beater types who won't get off your porch.
Then Jen and I definitely have something in common...

She's going to help me drive them out of town.

Or just relentlessly torment them

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » September 1, 2005 3:04 pm

sy wrote: what else can you want???

do you really want me to answer that?

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » September 1, 2005 3:06 pm

sy wrote:
buffettbride wrote:
rednekkPH wrote:
But be careful - Jen attracts those bible-beater types who won't get off your porch.
Then Jen and I definitely have something in common...
She's going to help me drive them out of town.

Or just relentlessly torment them

Yep

land_shark3 · Post by **land_shark3** » September 1, 2005 3:11 pm

sy wrote:I used to run a p*** site

Sometimes I have to wonder if there's a job out there that some BNer has not done.

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » September 1, 2005 3:24 pm

land_shark3 wrote:
sy wrote:I used to run a p*** site
Sometimes I have to wonder if there's a job out there that some BNer has not done.

Is Fred Garvin a BNer?

MelliJellyBean · Post by **MelliJellyBean** » September 1, 2005 3:33 pm

gas here in West Virginia was 3.09 this morning, but now it's 3.29