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Dateline: PARIS, France --

Lance Armstrong's record setting seventh Tour de France victory, along with his entire Tour de France legacy, may be tarnished by what could turn out to be one of the greatest sports scandals of all time. Armstrong is being quizzed by French police after three banned substances were found in his South France hotel room while on vacation after winning the 2005 Tour de France.

The three substances found were toothpaste, deodorant, and
soap which have been banned by French authorities for over 75 years.

Armstrong's girlfriend, American rocker Sheryl Crowe, is quoted
as saying "We use them every day in America, so we naturally thought they'd be OK throughout Europe."

Along with these three banned substances, French authorities also physically searched Armstrong and found several other interesting items that they had never seen before, including a backbone and a testicle.

SPEW!!!

That's seven straight years that this joke has worked!

CaptainP wrote:That's seven straight years that this joke has worked!

Good thing France-bashing never gets old

CaptainP wrote:That's seven straight years that this joke has worked!

wCPs.

CaptainP wrote:That's seven straight years that this joke has worked!

haha ya but I laguh every time

rednekkPH wrote: Along with these three banned substances, French authorities also physically searched Armstrong and found several other interesting items that they had never seen before, including a backbone and a testicle.

He does still have ONE, doesn't he?

CaptainP wrote:

rednekkPH wrote: Along with these three banned substances, French authorities also physically searched Armstrong and found several other interesting items that they had never seen before, including a backbone and a testicle.

He does still have ONE, doesn't he?

Ask Troy, he's more of the "bulge watching" type.

rednekkPH wrote:

CaptainP wrote:

rednekkPH wrote: Along with these three banned substances, French authorities also physically searched Armstrong and found several other interesting items that they had never seen before, including a backbone and a testicle.

He does still have ONE, doesn't he?

Ask Troy, he's more of the "bulge watching" type.

I think he lost one to the cancer.

CaptainP wrote:

rednekkPH wrote: Along with these three banned substances, French authorities also physically searched Armstrong and found several other interesting items that they had never seen before, including a backbone and a testicle.

He does still have ONE, doesn't he?

According to Robin Williams, who calls LA the "Uniballer".

East Texas Parrothead wrote:

CaptainP wrote:

rednekkPH wrote: Along with these three banned substances, French authorities also physically searched Armstrong and found several other interesting items that they had never seen before, including a backbone and a testicle.

He does still have ONE, doesn't he?

According to Robin Williams, who calls LA the "Uniballer".

East Texas Parrothead wrote:

CaptainP wrote:

rednekkPH wrote: Along with these three banned substances, French authorities also physically searched Armstrong and found several other interesting items that they had never seen before, including a backbone and a testicle.

He does still have ONE, doesn't he?

According to Robin Williams, who calls LA the "Uniballer".

he told SI in an inteview he's got a fake one too....


the next day in school the teacher asked each of her students what their father's did after "Take Your Daughter To Work Day", sally replied my daddy makes prosthetic testicles.....

Probably makes for a better fit to his bike seat.

I sooooo needed to see this today.

Hey Mal. I've been meaning to ask you. Who's the lady in your avitar? and how the hell did she get my underware?????

pair8head wrote:Hey Mal. I've been meaning to ask you. Who's the lady in your avitar? and how the hell did she get my underware?????

'dat be aunt flo. she just got done cleaning the cheese from your panties.

citcat wrote:Probably makes for a better fit to his bike seat.

Honestly..im sure it does....sure you wear padded shorts..but damn If you get up out of the saddle and then sit down hard...YOOOOWWWWWIE...a set of squashed testes is no fun

buffettbride wrote:I sooooo needed to see this today.

Ditto!