Gays 'Responsible' For New Orleans Devastation Group Claims

[buffettbride]

Hell no - I want all the lovin' for myself. The goat and the monkey get more than enough lovin' from each other.

It's a special relationship you can't understand

The love shared between a goat and a monkey is a love that can't be comprehended by most minds...

Does that make me weird if I get it?

Nope.. That just makes you Mallory.. And that's why we love you!

YAY!!!!

[citcat]

YIKES!!!!
There are several gay people in our small itty bitty town. *gasp* Are we next?
So they were gonna party in the French Quarter, and it was barely touched by the hurricane? Maybe the gay peeps bring good luck.
Nuts like those people (the extremist religgios) are everywhere, and there are more of them than you think,unfortunately.

[RinglingRingling]

YIKES!!!!
There are several gay people in our small itty bitty town. *gasp* Are we next?
So they were gonna party in the French Quarter, and it was barely touched by the hurricane? Maybe the gay peeps bring good luck.
Nuts like those people (the extremist religgios) are everywhere, and there are more of them than you think,unfortunately.

They certainly bring increased property values to a neighbourhood..

[sy]

YIKES!!!!
There are several gay people in our small itty bitty town. *gasp* Are we next?
So they were gonna party in the French Quarter, and it was barely touched by the hurricane? Maybe the gay peeps bring good luck.
Nuts like those people (the extremist religgios) are everywhere, and there are more of them than you think,unfortunately.

They certainly bring increased property values to a neighbourhood..

The gays or the religious idiots?

[RinglingRingling]

YIKES!!!!
There are several gay people in our small itty bitty town. *gasp* Are we next?
So they were gonna party in the French Quarter, and it was barely touched by the hurricane? Maybe the gay peeps bring good luck.
Nuts like those people (the extremist religgios) are everywhere, and there are more of them than you think,unfortunately.

They certainly bring increased property values to a neighbourhood..

The gays or the religious idiots?

I think the religious idiots are angry that when gays bring value to a neighbourhood, the value of their trailerpark goes down.

[sy]

YIKES!!!!
There are several gay people in our small itty bitty town. *gasp* Are we next?
So they were gonna party in the French Quarter, and it was barely touched by the hurricane? Maybe the gay peeps bring good luck.
Nuts like those people (the extremist religgios) are everywhere, and there are more of them than you think,unfortunately.

They certainly bring increased property values to a neighbourhood..

The gays or the religious idiots?

I think the religious idiots are angry that when gays bring value to a neighbourhood, the value of their trailerpark goes down.

and that gays keep their property far more well kept than they do.

[RinglingRingling]

YIKES!!!!
There are several gay people in our small itty bitty town. *gasp* Are we next?
So they were gonna party in the French Quarter, and it was barely touched by the hurricane? Maybe the gay peeps bring good luck.
Nuts like those people (the extremist religgios) are everywhere, and there are more of them than you think,unfortunately.

They certainly bring increased property values to a neighbourhood..

The gays or the religious idiots?

I think the religious idiots are angry that when gays bring value to a neighbourhood, the value of their trailerpark goes down.

and that gays keep their property far more well kept than they do.

there are so many things I could say, just going to be good instead.

[sy]

YIKES!!!!
There are several gay people in our small itty bitty town. *gasp* Are we next?
So they were gonna party in the French Quarter, and it was barely touched by the hurricane? Maybe the gay peeps bring good luck.
Nuts like those people (the extremist religgios) are everywhere, and there are more of them than you think,unfortunately.

They certainly bring increased property values to a neighbourhood..

The gays or the religious idiots?

I think the religious idiots are angry that when gays bring value to a neighbourhood, the value of their trailerpark goes down.

and that gays keep their property far more well kept than they do.

there are so many things I could say, just going to be good instead.

Doesn't really matter how you take it, it's probably still true

[RinglingRingling]

They certainly bring increased property values to a neighbourhood..

The gays or the religious idiots?

I think the religious idiots are angry that when gays bring value to a neighbourhood, the value of their trailerpark goes down.

and that gays keep their property far more well kept than they do.

there are so many things I could say, just going to be good instead.

Doesn't really matter how you take it, it's probably still true

no, I know. I just don't feel like having a horde of torch-bearing, pitchfork-wielding zealots showing up on my doorstep for heretical statements about trailer parks...

[citcat]

I lived in a nice trailer park the first couple of years of my marriage.
HEY! I was young, and it was a very pretty new trailer.
And I DON'T have a pitchfork, but I DO have two torches.
But they don't have any fuel in them, they're just for effect in my backyard pool area.
Would my rake do for a makeshift pitchfork?

and HEY, WHO YOU CALLING A 'HORDE' ???

[sy]

no, I know. I just don't feel like having a horde of torch-bearing, pitchfork-wielding zealots showing up on my doorstep for heretical statements about trailer parks...

Usually offensive music and a pentagram will make them scatter.

If that doesn't work, try using common sense reasoning with them. Should make more than a couple heads explode

Sidenote: I make these comments because I have one of these religious zealots next door to me, as well as several others in my neighborhood that feel the need to 'educate' me on my sins, shortcomings, and how I should live my life.

To prove their hypocrisy, the neighbor has actually had the audacity to say that 'money is evil, and that humbleness is a gateway to god'.

They live next door, in the same class of house we do. They also drive two brand new cars. Money is apparently evil for everyone else, just not them.

[Lightning Bolt]

Usually offensive music and a pentagram will make them scatter.

That's easy! I'll just bust out the Motley Crue. Problem solved!

[RinglingRingling]

no, I know. I just don't feel like having a horde of torch-bearing, pitchfork-wielding zealots showing up on my doorstep for heretical statements about trailer parks...

Usually offensive music and a pentagram will make them scatter.

If that doesn't work, try using common sense reasoning with them. Should make more than a couple heads explode

Sidenote: I make these comments because I have one of these religious zealots next door to me, as well as several others in my neighborhood that feel the need to 'educate' me on my sins, shortcomings, and how I should live my life.

To prove their hypocrisy, the neighbor has actually had the audacity to say that 'money is evil, and that humbleness is a gateway to god'.

They live next door, in the same class of house we do. They also drive two brand new cars. Money is apparently evil for everyone else, just not them.

a) Having already driven myself off the JW and LDS lists, if the thumpers showed up, I am sure I could work the magic too;

b) I hear you on the hypocrisy of "humility is the path to Heaven". I don't care what someone drives, but if it comes across as compensation for a non-functioning male-member, clad in sanctimony, then it is time for Coyote to walk the Earth again..

[iuparrothead]

weren't these the jerks that several of us women were going to meet up at one of their marches and make out?

YES!!!

[sunseeker]

My neighbors were JW......my brother and i used to sit on the porch and watch when the LDS came a visiting....LOL

[iuparrothead]

My neighbors were JW......my brother and i used to sit on the porch and watch when the LDS came a visiting....LOL

They come by our building at least once a month if not more!!! I'm astonished at their persistence.

[ph4ever]

My neighbors were JW......my brother and i used to sit on the porch and watch when the LDS came a visiting....LOL

They come by our building at least once a month if not more!!! I'm astonished at their persistence.

whatever you do - don't tell them you are Satan worshipers in hopes to get rid of them

[12vmanRick]

My neighbors were JW......my brother and i used to sit on the porch and watch when the LDS came a visiting....LOL

They come by our building at least once a month if not more!!! I'm astonished at their persistence.

They know a REAL SINNER when they see you!

[sy]

My neighbors were JW......my brother and i used to sit on the porch and watch when the LDS came a visiting....LOL

They come by our building at least once a month if not more!!! I'm astonished at their persistence.

It took me three ****ing years to get them to stop coming to my front door at least twice a month.

I really need to move

[buffettbride]

I really need to move

I thought you wanted me to move in next door?


If I go both ways, does that make me partially responsible for the damage from the hurricane?