Women are like apples, men are like grapes...

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Crazy Navy Flyer wrote:Men age like fine wine.

Women age like used cars.

(just kidding ladies, really, just kidding :o :lol: )
and the depreciation is killer
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Cubbie Bear wrote:
Crazy Navy Flyer wrote:Men age like fine wine.

Women age like used cars.

(just kidding ladies, really, just kidding :o :lol: )
and the depreciation is killer
Finally a couple of guys speaking the truth! :o :o

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chibears wrote:
iuparrothead wrote:
chibears wrote:What was that, Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy?
The apple part is pretty cheesy, but I really like the smashing men like grapes thing... 8) mmmmm... wine :D
LUSH!
Careful.....
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men get grey hair, they look distinguished
women get grey hair, they look ... old

men get wrinkles, they have character
women get wrinkles, they're ... old
what I really mean . . . I wish you were here
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ZeroDuval wrote:
chibears wrote:
iuparrothead wrote:
chibears wrote:What was that, Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy?
The apple part is pretty cheesy, but I really like the smashing men like grapes thing... 8) mmmmm... wine :D
LUSH!
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LIPH wrote:men get grey hair, they look distinguished
women get grey hair, they look ... old

men get wrinkles, they have character
women get wrinkles, they're ... old
Then what went wrong with you?
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iuparrothead wrote:
ZeroDuval wrote:
chibears wrote:
iuparrothead wrote:
chibears wrote:What was that, Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy?
The apple part is pretty cheesy, but I really like the smashing men like grapes thing... 8) mmmmm... wine :D
LUSH!
Careful.....
Z!!! Are you suggesting I'm a violent drunk??? :-? :lol:
Nope...... just mentioning to someone to be careful
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ZeroDuval wrote:
chibears wrote:
iuparrothead wrote:
chibears wrote:What was that, Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy?
The apple part is pretty cheesy, but I really like the smashing men like grapes thing... 8) mmmmm... wine :D
LUSH!
Careful.....
Please, she'd be to wasted!

Also, check her water bottle, that ain't water in there!
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chibears wrote:
ZeroDuval wrote:
chibears wrote:
iuparrothead wrote:
chibears wrote:What was that, Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy?
The apple part is pretty cheesy, but I really like the smashing men like grapes thing... 8) mmmmm... wine :D
LUSH!
Careful.....
Please, she'd be to wasted!

Also, check her water bottle, that ain't water in there!
to wasted or too wasted?
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Leaving thread now.......... bye...
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ZeroDuval wrote:Leaving thread now.......... bye...
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