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Women are like apples, men are like grapes...
Posted: September 14, 2005 11:02 pm
by iuparrothead
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take apples from the ground that aren't as good but are easy to get. The apples at the top think that something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to the women to stomp the shite out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
Posted: September 14, 2005 11:03 pm
by island_hopper
Re: Women are like apples, men are like grapes...
Posted: September 14, 2005 11:08 pm
by sy
Oh that gave me a good chuckle
Posted: September 14, 2005 11:08 pm
by ragtopW
Posted: September 14, 2005 11:09 pm
by Brown Eyed Girl
Even more appropriate now that it is Crush season here in Cali...
Posted: September 14, 2005 11:11 pm
by island_hopper
doesn't mean I can't
again!
Posted: September 14, 2005 11:26 pm
by Island_Lullaby
can't argue with this line of thinking!!
Posted: September 15, 2005 8:14 am
by jackiesic
Posted: September 15, 2005 9:04 am
by Cubbie Bear
b*tch
Posted: September 15, 2005 9:05 am
by LIPH
Cubbie Bear wrote:b*tch
how 'bout them apples?
Posted: September 15, 2005 9:24 am
by Jodibug
LOL!! Now that I am a single gal I will have to remember these words of wisdom
Posted: September 15, 2005 9:36 am
by pac7days
I like apples.
Posted: September 15, 2005 9:39 am
by ph4ever
EXCELLENT!!
Posted: September 15, 2005 9:42 am
by ZeroDuval
Nice IU Nice.............
Posted: September 15, 2005 10:24 am
by chibears
What was that, Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy?
Posted: September 15, 2005 10:47 am
by iuparrothead
chibears wrote:What was that, Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy?
The apple part is pretty cheesy, but I really like the smashing men like grapes thing...
mmmmm... wine
Posted: September 15, 2005 11:35 am
by chibears
iuparrothead wrote:chibears wrote:What was that, Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy?
The apple part is pretty cheesy, but I really like the smashing men like grapes thing...
mmmmm... wine
LUSH!
Posted: September 15, 2005 1:30 pm
by Crazy Navy Flyer
Men age like fine wine.
Women age like used cars.
(just kidding ladies, really, just kidding
)
Posted: September 15, 2005 1:34 pm
by aeroparrot
Crazy Navy Flyer wrote:Men age like fine wine.
Women age like used cars.
(just kidding ladies, really, just kidding
)
INCOMING!!!!
)