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My theory: If you spend a portion of your day (whether it be a workday or your free time) on an internet message board, then you are a dork. While there are different layers of dorkhood, to deny your presence in the Village of Dorkdom is denying the truth to yourself as well as others.

However, if you feel that you are not a dork, I'd be interested to hear why...

nycparrothead wrote:My theory: If you spend a portion of your day (whether it be a workday or your free time) on an internet message board, then you are a dork. While there are different layers of dorkhood, to deny your presence in the Village of Dorkdom is denying the truth to yourself as well as others.

However, if you feel that you are not a dork, I'd be interested to hear why...

so you are saying that somewhere there is a village missing its dork?

RinglingRingling wrote:

nycparrothead wrote:My theory: If you spend a portion of your day (whether it be a workday or your free time) on an internet message board, then you are a dork. While there are different layers of dorkhood, to deny your presence in the Village of Dorkdom is denying the truth to yourself as well as others.

However, if you feel that you are not a dork, I'd be interested to hear why...

so you are saying that somewhere there is a village missing its dork?

Yes and if you weren't so busy stalking me, you'd be able to get back there.

<---- Dorky Porky

Someone voted "NO" but didn't come in here to attempt to back up their vote... De Nile ain't just a river in Egypt ya know!

Yep, IUP tells me I am on most days!

LESTERPOLYESTER wrote:<---- Dorky Porky

I like that pig!!

Sorry, but I don't think I fit into either catagory!

dork ( P ) Pronunciation Key (dôrk)
n.
Slang. A stupid, inept, or foolish person: “the stupid antics of America's favorite teen-age cartoon dorks” (Joshua Mooney).

Vulgar Slang. The penis.


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[Perhaps from dork, variant of dirk.]
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dorki·ness n.
dorky adj.

nycparrothead wrote:

RinglingRingling wrote:

nycparrothead wrote:My theory: If you spend a portion of your day (whether it be a workday or your free time) on an internet message board, then you are a dork. While there are different layers of dorkhood, to deny your presence in the Village of Dorkdom is denying the truth to yourself as well as others.

However, if you feel that you are not a dork, I'd be interested to hear why...

so you are saying that somewhere there is a village missing its dork?

Yes and if you weren't so busy stalking me, you'd be able to get back there.

Stalking? I haven't seen you in two days. Shheeeeesh... you're getting as paranoid as Sam.

ToplessRideFL wrote:Sorry, but I don't think I fit into either catagory!

dork ( P ) Pronunciation Key (dôrk)
n.
Slang. A stupid, inept, or foolish person: “the stupid antics of America's favorite teen-age cartoon dorks” (Joshua Mooney).

Vulgar Slang. The penis.


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[Perhaps from dork, variant of dirk.]
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dorki·ness n.
dorky adj.

Thank you Captain Literal...

nycparrothead wrote: Thank you Captain Literal...

No that's Larry.... but I'll accept the compliment!

I am dork, hear me roar

I know Heather, how can I be a dork?

And for the first laugh of the day........The award goes to Cubbie..





yeah..I suppose I can be one too....

I'll probably regret saying this, but "dork" rhymes with "spork."

LIPH wrote:I know Heather, how can I be a dork?

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No you are just Cap't Literal!

Prthd119 wrote:And for the first laugh of the day........The award goes to Cubbie..





yeah..I suppose I can be one too....

AT LEAST i'M GOOD FOR SOMETHING

I might be a dork, but I'm alot less dorky than Monkeyboy!

Total dork - and one of my favorite words to apply to others