Do you like my shirt?

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » September 29, 2005 12:54 pm

One day while a wife was working in her kitchen, a cupboard door came loose and when her husband got home, she asked him to fix it. He told her, "Do you see the word 'carpenter' written anywhere on this shirt?" She said "no," and he went on his way.

The next day while cleaning in the basement, she found the light didn't work. She changed the light bulb and did everything that she could to try to fix it, but it still wouldn't work. When her husband got home, she asked him, "Honey, do you think you could fix the light in the basement for me?" He simply said, "Do you see the word 'electrician' written anywhere on this shirt!" She said "No," and he went into the living room to relax.

The next day, a pipe in the kitchen began leaking. When her husband got home, she asked him to fix it for her, to which he replied, "No, do you see the word 'plumber' written anywhere on my shirt?" "No," she said, again.

The next day, the husband returned from work and saw that everything was fixed - the pipe, the light, and even the cupboard! He asked her, "Who fixed all of this?" To which she replied, "I asked the neighbor to come over and help, and he gladly agreed."

"Well, how did you repay him for his services?" he asked. "Well," she replied, "he only asked for sex, or cookies." The husband thought a moment then said "So what kind of cookies did you bake him?" The wife quickly snapped back, "do you see 'Betty Crocker' written anywhere on this shirt!"

land_shark3 · Post by **land_shark3** » September 29, 2005 1:04 pm

Do you happen to have her address?

SweetMelissa · Post by **SweetMelissa** » September 29, 2005 1:05 pm

land_shark3 wrote:

Do you happen to have her address?

No but your Fiancee might have it

Behave

nycparrothead · Post by **nycparrothead** » September 29, 2005 1:07 pm

I haven't read anything but the title.. But strangely, I feel the need to bring a certain thread back to the top!

SweetMelissa · Post by **SweetMelissa** » September 29, 2005 1:08 pm

nycparrothead wrote:I haven't read anything but the title.. But strangely, I feel the need to bring a certain thread back to the top!

UH OH

land_shark3 · Post by **land_shark3** » September 29, 2005 1:08 pm

SweetMelissa wrote:
land_shark3 wrote:Do you happen to have her address?
No but your Fiancee might have it Behave

BB, looks like you'll have to arrange the "taxi" this time. I'm on lockdown.

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » September 29, 2005 1:10 pm

land_shark3 wrote:
SweetMelissa wrote:
land_shark3 wrote:Do you happen to have her address?
No but your Fiancee might have it Behave
BB, looks like you'll have to arrange the "taxi" this time. I'm on lockdown.

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » September 29, 2005 1:16 pm

teehee!

land_shark3 · Post by **land_shark3** » September 29, 2005 1:22 pm

buffettbride wrote:teehee!

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » September 29, 2005 1:24 pm

land_shark3 wrote:
buffettbride wrote:teehee!

ugg. thanks J!

land_shark3 · Post by **land_shark3** » September 29, 2005 1:27 pm

buffettbride wrote:ugg. thanks J!

Don't worry... I'll take care of your super moist issues anytime.

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » September 29, 2005 1:28 pm

land_shark3 wrote:
buffettbride wrote:ugg. thanks J!
Don't worry... I'll take care of your super moist issues anytime.

glad you got my back!

ToplessRideFL · Post by **ToplessRideFL** » September 29, 2005 2:12 pm

A gal I play trivia with just got married to Jeremy Crocker. Her name is Betty.

The Lost Manatee · Post by **The Lost Manatee** » September 29, 2005 2:32 pm

My best friend in high school parents are Dave and Betty Crocker and she CAN cook!!!

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » September 29, 2005 2:34 pm

My neighbors are Ken and Barbie!!

ToplessRideFL · Post by **ToplessRideFL** » September 29, 2005 2:36 pm

buffettbride wrote:My neighbors are Ken and Barbie!!

awwwww

Jason Mason · Post by **Jason Mason** » September 30, 2005 9:06 pm

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » September 30, 2005 11:21 pm

unclejohn · Post by **unclejohn** » October 1, 2005 5:19 pm

tdparrothead · Post by **tdparrothead** » October 1, 2005 6:01 pm