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ladyparrothead · Post by **ladyparrothead** » September 30, 2005 6:56 pm

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.

"Mother, where do babies come from?"

The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, "Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex."

The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, "That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy's vagina. That's how you get a baby, honey." The child seems to comprehend.

"Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy's penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?"

"Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry."

Prthd119 · Post by **Prthd119** » September 30, 2005 7:05 pm

You owe me a monitor.....

ladyparrothead · Post by **ladyparrothead** » September 30, 2005 7:10 pm

Prthd119 wrote:You owe me a monitor.....

Sidew13 · Post by **Sidew13** » September 30, 2005 8:11 pm

Jason Mason · Post by **Jason Mason** » September 30, 2005 9:02 pm

island_hopper · Post by **island_hopper** » September 30, 2005 9:03 pm

tee hee hee

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » October 1, 2005 12:47 am

unclejohn · Post by **unclejohn** » October 1, 2005 5:20 pm

Ilph · Post by **Ilph** » October 8, 2005 10:35 am