Why do men do that? Why do they eat the very treat we're looking forward to? Why do they force us to hide the treats we want so they can't commandeer them?
You need a t-shirt, buffettbride: MY HUSBAND STOLE MY NUTS
And wear it when you go out together!
Do not resent growing old. Many are denied the privilege.
citcat wrote:Why do men do that? Why do they eat the very treat we're looking forward to? Why do they force us to hide the treats we want so they can't commandeer them?
You need a t-shirt, buffettbride: MY HUSBAND STOLE MY NUTS
And wear it when you go out together!
citcat wrote:Oh wait...you said you put both packs in HIS lunch.
Well, maybe he'll be a sweetie and bring the nutpack home.
He already ate them... No nuts for me!!
But you're so right about treats that are mine that end up being his. If I leave my pint of ice cream in the freezer a little too long (according to his standards) it becomes his.
citcat wrote:Oh wait...you said you put both packs in HIS lunch.
Well, maybe he'll be a sweetie and bring the nutpack home.
He already ate them... No nuts for me!!
But you're so right about treats that are mine that end up being his. If I leave my pint of ice cream in the freezer a little too long (according to his standards) it becomes his.
Whoa, wait a minute. ..there is no statute of limitations on ice cream! He better keep hands off-especially if it has ANY chocolate in it!
citcat wrote:Oh wait...you said you put both packs in HIS lunch.
Well, maybe he'll be a sweetie and bring the nutpack home.
He already ate them... No nuts for me!!
But you're so right about treats that are mine that end up being his. If I leave my pint of ice cream in the freezer a little too long (according to his standards) it becomes his.
Whoa, wait a minute. ..there is no statute of limitations on ice cream! He better keep hands off-especially if it has ANY chocolate in it!
I cannot tell you how many 3/4 pints of MY ice cream he has eaten. It's not my fault I like to eat it 3 or 4 bites at a time instead of horking the whole thing at once!!
nycparrothead wrote:How do you like your nuts Mal?? I like mine Honey Roasted! MMMM!!!! There's nothing like putting hot, honey roasted nuts in my mouth! I like to suckkkk on them a bit before I swallow my nuts!
Coroners Report
Cause of Death: legume-induced asphyxiation; severe neck and back trauma Compounded with heart attack from large amounts of meatnormous sandwich.
Fixed that Coroners Report for ya!
Sometimes more than others,
we see who and what and where we are,
I'm just a one man band,
With my feet in the sand,
Tonight I just need my guitar
nycparrothead wrote:How do you like your nuts Mal?? I like mine Honey Roasted! MMMM!!!! There's nothing like putting hot, honey roasted nuts in my mouth! I like to suckkkk on them a bit before I swallow my nuts!
Coroners Report
Cause of Death: legume-induced asphyxiation; severe neck and back trauma Compounded with heart attack from large amounts of meatnormous sandwich.
Fixed that Coroners Report for ya!
We all gotta die of somethin'! At least I'll go happy!
