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Most functional English word (becareful when opening)

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The Most Functional English Word

Well, it's s***...that's right, s***!

s*** may just be the most functional
word in the English language.



Consider:


You can get s***-faced,
Be s*** out of luck,
or have s*** for brains.
With a little effort,

you can get your s*** together,
Find a place for your s***, Or
be asked to s*** or get off the pot.

You can smoke s***,
buy s***,
sell s***,
lose s***,
find s***,
forget s***,
and tell others to eat s***.



Some people know their s***, while
others can't tell the difference
between s*** and Shineola.



There are lucky shits,
dumb shits,
crazy shits,
There is bull s***,
horse s*** and
chicken s***.




You can throw s***,
sling s***,
catch s***,
shoot the s***,
or duck when the s*** hits the fan.



You can give a s*** or
serve s*** on a shingle.



You can find yourself in deep s***
or be happier than a pig in s***.



Some days are colder than s***,
some days are hotter than s***,
and some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like s***,
things can look like s***, and

there are times when you feel like s***.



You can have too much s***,
not enough s***,
the right s***,
the wrong s*** or
a lot of weird s***.



You can carry s***,
have a mountain of s***, or find
yourself up shits creek without a paddle.




Sometimes everything you touch turns to s***

and other times you fall in a bucket of s***

and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts,
it's the basic building block of the English language.



And remember, once you know your s***,
you don't need to know anything else!



You could pass this along, if you give a s***.

Or not do so, If you don't give a s***!



Well s***, it's time for me to go.

Just wanted you to know that I do Give A s***

and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of s***.





But if you happened to catch a load of s*** from some s*** head........Well,





s*** HAPPENS!
If you want an experience, go to a Jimmy Buffett concert.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

Life is short, live long!!

I'd rather be a wiseass than a dumbass.

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Post by buffettbride »

Pronouncing all the *'s makes my mouth tired. :-?
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Post by sonofabeach »

don't forget tough sh#t or sh#ts and giggles.
You can also be the sh#t.
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No s***
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Post by Jason Mason »

you hafta be s****ing me.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

...I'm sticking this one to my door!
I still love old magazines and Snickers bars....
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Post by ladyparrothead »

and I heard it was the f word :roll: :lol:
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Post by Prthd119 »

ladyparrothead wrote:and I heard it was the f word :roll: :lol:

Me too... :lol:
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Post by CaptainP »

ladyparrothead wrote:and I heard it was the f word :roll: :lol:
You're f***ing right!
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CaptainP wrote:
ladyparrothead wrote:and I heard it was the f word :roll: :lol:
You're f***ing right!
are you f***ers saying that f*** is the most versatile f***ing word, and it is not f***ing s***? F*** that s***!!
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Post by Jason Mason »

well gee, f*** dat s***!
I still love old magazines and Snickers bars....
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Post by Jason Mason »

S***! BB beat me to it!
I still love old magazines and Snickers bars....
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Post by CaptainP »

I'm offended by asterisks.
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Post by buffettbride »

Jason Mason wrote:S***! BB beat me to it!
'Cause I'm the f***ing s***!
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Post by Jason Mason »

buffettbride wrote:
Jason Mason wrote:S***! BB beat me to it!
'Cause I'm the f***ing s***!
f***ing a!
I still love old magazines and Snickers bars....
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Jason Mason wrote:
buffettbride wrote:
Jason Mason wrote:S***! BB beat me to it!
'Cause I'm the f***ing s***!
f***ing a!
f*** a B, it has more holes. :lol:
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Post by CaptainP »

buffettbride wrote:
Jason Mason wrote:
buffettbride wrote:
Jason Mason wrote:S***! BB beat me to it!
'Cause I'm the f***ing s***!
f***ing a!
f*** a B, it has more holes. :lol:
That would sting...
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Post by Jason Mason »

buffettbride wrote:
Jason Mason wrote:
buffettbride wrote:
Jason Mason wrote:S***! BB beat me to it!
'Cause I'm the f***ing s***!
f***ing a!
f*** a B, it has more holes. :lol:
s***, you're right!
I still love old magazines and Snickers bars....
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Post by unclejohn »

no s***
I am no longer fighting my inner demons. We are on the same side now.
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Post by ragtopW »

OH S*** :o
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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