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hopefully you people will have some good ideas for me. For halloween a bunch of us are dressing up as old people. I want to have saggy, down to the waist old lady boobs. Any ideas how to make them?

I know I could just buy the biggest bra I could find, loosen the straps all the way and fill it up but I want them REALLY saggy. I also would like them to move when I walk. You know, get a good sway to them.

I thought maybe I could buy some online but all I could find was old lady p*** or plastic surgeons.

So if anyone can help, a big thank you in advance. I am leaving for work soon and will not be able to check this thread till tonite or tomorrow.

Cribiansol wrote:hopefully you people will have some good ideas for me. For halloween a bunch of us are dressing up as old people. I want to have saggy, down to the waist old lady boobs. Any ideas how to make them?

I know I could just buy the biggest bra I could find, loosen the straps all the way and fill it up but I want them REALLY saggy. I also would like them to move when I walk. You know, get a good sway to them.

I thought maybe I could buy some online but all I could find was old lady p*** or plastic surgeons.

So if anyone can help, a big thank you in advance. I am leaving for work soon and will not be able to check this thread till tonite or tomorrow.

golf ball in a sock

With kneehighs the ends of the legs from pantyhose?

cheap fabric filled with polyfill, if you can sew at all. It would be light at least.

Fill a balloon with flour.

Water balloons in a sock.....but you run the risk of a dangerous rupture
Tennis balls in a sock...

Now this is a thread title I never thought I'd see on BN.

Cribiansol wrote:hopefully you people will have some good ideas for me. For halloween a bunch of us are dressing up as old people. I want to have saggy, down to the waist old lady boobs. Any ideas how to make them?

I know I could just buy the biggest bra I could find, loosen the straps all the way and fill it up but I want them REALLY saggy. I also would like them to move when I walk. You know, get a good sway to them.

I thought maybe I could buy some online but all I could find was old lady p*** or plastic surgeons.

So if anyone can help, a big thank you in advance. I am leaving for work soon and will not be able to check this thread till tonite or tomorrow.

is that why the search took 4 times as long?

pbans wrote:Water balloons in a sock.....but you run the risk of a dangerous rupture
Tennis balls in a sock...

Unless you were going for the incontinence look, too

I know, that was bad

sy wrote:

pbans wrote:Water balloons in a sock.....but you run the risk of a dangerous rupture
Tennis balls in a sock...

Unless you were going for the incontinence look, too

I know, that was bad

It would add to the realism of the costume......
My first response was going to be have a couple of kids and wait 40 years.....but then I figured that probably wouldn't work....

pbans wrote:

sy wrote:

pbans wrote:Water balloons in a sock.....but you run the risk of a dangerous rupture
Tennis balls in a sock...

Unless you were going for the incontinence look, too

I know, that was bad

It would add to the realism of the costume......
My first response was going to be have a couple of kids and wait 40 years.....but then I figured that probably wouldn't work....

talk about getting into the character

RinglingRingling wrote:

Cribiansol wrote:hopefully you people will have some good ideas for me. For halloween a bunch of us are dressing up as old people. I want to have saggy, down to the waist old lady boobs. Any ideas how to make them?

I know I could just buy the biggest bra I could find, loosen the straps all the way and fill it up but I want them REALLY saggy. I also would like them to move when I walk. You know, get a good sway to them.

I thought maybe I could buy some online but all I could find was old lady p*** or plastic surgeons.

So if anyone can help, a big thank you in advance. I am leaving for work soon and will not be able to check this thread till tonite or tomorrow.

is that why the search took 4 times as long?

OK, that just is not right!

Otherwise good ideas, thanks so much!

i don't even know where to start.

I would think stockings filled with a tennis ball and some socks. Is there really old lady p***. Are there really some guys going around thinking I need me some old lady booty??

OceanCityGirl wrote:i don't even know where to start.

I would think stockings filled with a tennis ball and some socks. Is there really old lady p***. Are there really some guys going around thinking I need me some old lady booty??

If there is money in it, I would bet there is such a thing. I would defer to Shane's expertise in the field however.

Carol Channing has a couple I do not believe she is using them right at the moment

Cubbie Bear wrote:Carol Channing has a couple I do not believe she is using them right at the moment

Cubbie Bear wrote:Carol Channing has a couple I do not believe she is using them right at the moment

SPEW!!!!

Cubbie Bear wrote:Carol Channing has a couple I do not believe she is using them right at the moment

Were they velcroed on?

a pair of Hose filled with Packing peanuts ??



Popcorn????

Oh, really?? Well, come here, sonny, I got some old lady boobies for you