The New Ideal???

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The New Ideal???

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So I got this intriguing spam email today:

'Revolutionary "Hoodia" which works
effectively burning fats without hunger,
chemicals intake or heavy exercise.
Suppress your appetite and enjoying your
very nice V-Shape body in just a week.'


Bad grammar aside, I'm wondering exactly what the heck a "V-Shape body" is and why anyone would want one.
I mean, if you were v-shaped wouldn't you like, fall right over?
Or does it mean from the waist up, in which case you'd have a 2 inch waist and shoulders the size of Montana?
Or maybe this was intended for residents of another planet where being shaped like a V is the norm. Wow, intergalactic spam?
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Re: The New Ideal???

Post by mings »

rsgeist wrote:So I got this intriguing spam email today:

'Revolutionary "Hoodia" which works
effectively burning fats without hunger,
chemicals intake or heavy exercise.
Suppress your appetite and enjoying your
very nice V-Shape body in just a week.'


Bad grammar aside, I'm wondering exactly what the heck a "V-Shape body" is and why anyone would want one.
I mean, if you were v-shaped wouldn't you like, fall right over?
Or does it mean from the waist up, in which case you'd have a 2 inch waist and shoulders the size of Montana?
Or maybe this was intended for residents of another planet where being shaped like a V is the norm. Wow, intergalactic spam?
Allow me to translate:
Give us your money and sit around
on your butt for a week, not doing anything.
The suspiciously tasting pills we give you will
cause your insides to rot and within a week we will
have spent your money and you will have no more use for your legs.


I think that's what that says. Plus, don't you know that 2" waists & Montana-like shoulders are really hot?
"Oh all the money that e'er I spent, I spent it in good company.
And all the harm that I ever did, Alas it was to none but me.
And since it falls, unto my lot, that I should rise and you should not
I'll gently rise and I'll softly call, 'Goodnight and Joy be with you all.'"
-JMH
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