Lonely old woman

Wino you know · Post by **Wino you know** » October 26, 2005 5:11 am

A lonely woman, age 70, decided it was time to get married. She put an
ad in the local paper : HUSBAND WANTED: MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70'S), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME, MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED. ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON

On the second day she heard the door bell ring. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs The old woman said "You're not really asking me
to consider you? You have no legs."

The Old Man smiled, "Therefore I cannot run around on you."

She snorted, "You don't have any arms either."

Again he smiled, "Nor can I beat you."

She raised her eyebrow and gazed intently,
"Are you still good in bed?"

With that the old gentleman leaned back, beamed a big broad smile and
said,

"I rang the doorbell didn't I?

bravedave · Post by **bravedave** » October 26, 2005 9:06 am

unclejohn · Post by **unclejohn** » October 26, 2005 2:20 pm

SweetMelissa · Post by **SweetMelissa** » October 26, 2005 2:35 pm

that's bad!

phjrsaunt · Post by **phjrsaunt** » October 26, 2005 2:38 pm

Wino, you are so BAAAAAAAD

rsgeist · Post by **rsgeist** » October 26, 2005 7:55 pm

Ding dong

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » October 27, 2005 1:24 am

Wino you know · Post by **Wino you know** » October 27, 2005 6:07 pm

SweetMelissa wrote: that's bad!

Did I forget to mention the man used the same method to open up the newspaper as he did to ring the doorbell?

SweetMelissa · Post by **SweetMelissa** » October 27, 2005 7:07 pm

Wino you know wrote:
SweetMelissa wrote: that's bad!
Did I forget to mention the man used the same method to open up the newspaper as he did to ring the doorbell?

hahah that's talent.

Wino you know · Post by **Wino you know** » October 27, 2005 7:38 pm

You should see him open a bottle of beer.

Ilph · Post by **Ilph** » October 29, 2005 1:28 pm