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How bad is it where you are . . .

Post by The_Polly_Roger »

Drivers

So today as I am driving to work and this guy almost hits me while I am making a left turn and he just rolls through a stop sign. Jerk didn't even see me. He's wandering from lane to lane and I catch up to him about two stop signs later (to say hello) and he's typing away on his Treo (PDA/Cell Phone). Didn't even look up (to see me wave "hello").

I've seen women putting on make up, men shaving, people eating (these are the same people who can't walk and chew gum). One of the worst I've seen was when I was behind a guy in the fast lane who was wandering back and forth between the lane dividers. Then I see him turn the page of the newspaper he's reading!! :roll: :evil:

Here is one of the scariest products I've ever seen:
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and I can't wait for the headset law to reach California (I just hope these people also use voice dialing)
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Post by mings »

Umm. I work in New York City. Need I say more?
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Post by AlbatrossFlyer »

call 911 and tell em you thought you saw him brandishing a gun....

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AlbatrossFlyer wrote:call 911 and tell em you thought you saw him brandishing a gun....

I like the way you think Charlie... :lol: :lol:

So I called to go pick up my contacts at lunch...they never called back.,..when I got thru? Was told the girl went to lunch...

Soooo..I get there and they give me a trial pair as she forgot to order mine...

and they're Accuvue.

It says all over my chart: NO ACCUVUE.

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think I'll wear my glasses until they come in....
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Post by Cubbie Bear »

My favorite was last year.

On the highway, between DeWitt and Davenport Iowa at 6:45 AM and a car about a half a mile in front of me is weaving all over the road. I'm thinking drunk on the way home after an all nighter.

The car slows and I decide to pass. As I get on the side, I look over to see a 450 lb woman with a box of krispy Kremes on her lap, popping them like they are Tic-Tac's (I think she lost a finger while eating, yet never missed a beat)
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I've had 3 accidents in the last year all the fault of someone else... needless to say, yes, it's bad in Chicago. :-?
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Post by Caribbean Soul »

I remember this one guy driving down I-684 doing about 80 MPH in the left lane, shaving in the rear view mirror, when he wasn't reading the folded NY Time resting on his steering wheel that is! :o ]And this was before the days of ubiquitous cell phone proliferation ... I bet now he's holding a conversation too! :-?
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Post by CaptainP »

Caribbean Soul wrote:I remember this one guy driving down I-684 doing about 80 MPH in the left lane, shaving in the rear view mirror, when he wasn't reading the folded NY Time resting on his steering wheel that is! :o ]And this was before the days of ubiquitous cell phone proliferation ... I bet now he's holding a conversation too! :-?
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Re: How bad is it where you are . . .

Post by davesnik »

The_Polly_Roger wrote:Drivers

So today as I am driving to work and this guy almost hits me while I am making a left turn and he just rolls through a stop sign. Jerk didn't even see me. He's wandering from lane to lane and I catch up to him about two stop signs later (to say hello) and he's typing away on his Treo (PDA/Cell Phone). Didn't even look up (to see me wave "hello").

I've seen women putting on make up, men shaving, people eating (these are the same people who can't walk and chew gum). One of the worst I've seen was when I was behind a guy in the fast lane who was wandering back and forth between the lane dividers. Then I see him turn the page of the newspaper he's reading!! :roll: :evil:

Here is one of the scariest products I've ever seen:
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and I can't wait for the headset law to reach California (I just hope these people also use voice dialing)
That is pretty frightening. I love watching people try to eat a bowl of cereal or read a book and drive at the same time.
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I live in a state which tops the charts in insurance premiums. 'Nuff said! :roll:
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Post by Caribbean Soul »

ToplessRideFL wrote:I live in a state which tops the charts in insurance premiums. 'Nuff said! :roll:
Worse than Massachusetts? :o
I am surprised...
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Post by comemonday »

I do put on mascara while I'm driving, but I don't look in the mirror. I AM afraid of poking my eye out sometimes, but I watch the road--usually going 75 mph-- and just do it from "memory."
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Caribbean Soul wrote:
ToplessRideFL wrote:I live in a state which tops the charts in insurance premiums. 'Nuff said! :roll:
Worse than Massachusetts? :o
I am surprised...
Think of the geriatric population of Florida... :-?
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Post by Caribbean Soul »

iuparrothead wrote:
Caribbean Soul wrote:
ToplessRideFL wrote:I live in a state which tops the charts in insurance premiums. 'Nuff said! :roll:
Worse than Massachusetts? :o
I am surprised...
Think of the geriatric population of Florida... :-?
Yeah ... that would do it. :-?

Just curious... how are your rates set there, do you know?
Our rates are very high because the legislature has determined that it is not "fair" to charge bad drivers what they really should pay, :roll: so good drivers pay much more than they would in other states to make up the difference :evil: (a typical liberal "solution" :roll: )
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Post by mings »

iuparrothead wrote:
Caribbean Soul wrote:
ToplessRideFL wrote:I live in a state which tops the charts in insurance premiums. 'Nuff said! :roll:
Worse than Massachusetts? :o
I am surprised...
Think of the geriatric population of Florida... :-?
Florida has so many transplants from all over the country, that if each person drives the way they learned in their home state, it chaos. Add in the ga-jillions of tourists and a few foreigners, and you have a a slew of a$$hats & richards who stop & reverse in the LEFT LANE of I-4 because they missed the exit 4 lanes to the right. (I've witnessed that TWICE.)
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Post by Jodibug »

davesnik wrote: That is pretty frightening. I love watching people try to eat a bowl of cereal or read a book and drive at the same time.
Guy eating a bowl of cereal, in my lane in his huge pickup truck, just this morning :evil:
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Post by ToplessRideFL »

mings wrote: Florida has so many transplants from all over the country, that if each person drives the way they learned in their home state, it chaos. Add in the ga-jillions of tourists and a few foreigners, and you have a a slew of a$$hats & richards who stop & reverse in the LEFT LANE of I-4 because they missed the exit 4 lanes to the right. (I've witnessed that TWICE.)
Couldnt say it better myself!
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Post by rsgeist »

Jodibug wrote:
davesnik wrote: That is pretty frightening. I love watching people try to eat a bowl of cereal or read a book and drive at the same time.
Guy eating a bowl of cereal, in my lane in his huge pickup truck, just this morning :evil:
And that's why the ONLY appropriate food to consume while driving is POPCORN! :D
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Post by ToplessRideFL »

Another major contributor to the high insurance rates in FL is the fact that Attorneys can advertise on TV. :roll:


I have a 2005 Sebring Convertable and Dave has 1996 Ford Truck. We pay about $1300 every 6 mths insurance! Both clean driving records!
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ToplessRideFL wrote:Another major contributor to the high insurance rates in FL is the fact that Attorneys can advertise on TV. :roll:


I have a 2005 Sebring Convertable and Dave has 1996 Ford Truck. We pay about $1300 every 6 mths insurance! Both clean driving records!
I don't pay $1300/year - and I'm insuring 2 cars, 3 trucks, an SUV and 2 motorcycles. And lawyers advertise on TV here, too.
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