A Chinese couple got married and she was a virgin.
Truth be told, he was not too experienced either.
On their wedding night, she cowered under the sheets as her husband
undressed. He climbed in next to her and tried to be reassuring.
"My darring" he said: "I know dis yo firss time and you berry frighten. I
pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you
want. Whatchou want?" he asked, trying to sound experienced, which he hoped
would impress his virgin bride.
A thoughtful silence followed and he waited patiently (and eagerly) for her
request.
She eventually replied shyly and unsure: "I want to try somethin I have
heard about: numbaa 69."
More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone
he queried: "You want... Beef wiff Broccori?"
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Re: Chinese Virgin
Sounds like the groom took speech lessons from Fur Play!nycparrothead wrote:"My darring" he said: "I know dis yo firss time and you berry frighten.
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