What Does a Kiss Taste Like?

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11bravo
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What Does a Kiss Taste Like?

Post by 11bravo »

WHAT DOES A KISS TASTE LIKE??





One day a teacher conducted a taste test with her students to teach
them how people actually tastes with their eyes .

She picked a little boy to do the first test.

She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do

you know what it is?" "No, I don't," said the little boy. "Okay, I'll

give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your Mom before

he goes to work." Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room

yelled, "Spit it out! It's a piece of ass!"
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Re: What Does a Kiss Taste Like?

Post by RinglingRingling »

11bravo wrote:WHAT DOES A KISS TASTE LIKE??





One day a teacher conducted a taste test with her students to teach
them how people actually tastes with their eyes .

She picked a little boy to do the first test.

She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do

you know what it is?" "No, I don't," said the little boy. "Okay, I'll

give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your Mom before

he goes to work." Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room

yelled, "Spit it out! It's a piece of ass!"
"Wild Thing, I think you move me!
But I wanna know for sure
Everytime I kiss you I taste what other men had for lunch
The only thing that can get you off is to see me in pain
But i think i love you!"
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Post by unclejohn »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by thegoatgod »

:lol: :lol:
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Post by ragtopW »

:D :D :D
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Post by prrthd1987 »

:o :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Somebody needs to come pick me up off the floor because thats hilarious!
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Jason Mason »

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! That cracks my s*** up!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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