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[The_Polly_Roger]

Q: what do you call a drummer thats just broken up with his girlfriend?
A: homeless.

Q: What do you call someone who hangs out with musicians?
A: A drummer.

Q: How do you get a drummer to keep good time?
A: Buy him a watch.

A missionary and his guide are walking through jungle and they hear drums playing. The missionary says "I wish the drums would stop." His guide says "No want drums to stop!". Days go by with no let up in the drums and the missionary is going insane. "Please make the drums stop!" he screams. His guide replies "No want drums to stop." The missionary asks "For God's sake, why not?". His guide replies "After drums, bass solo!"

Q: How can you tell there's a drummer at the front door?
A: The knocking keeps getting faster.
or
A: He doesn't know when to come in.
or
A: He can't find the key.

[UpstateNYPH]

I'm a drummer.......

[The_Polly_Roger]

I'm a drummer.......

Sorry I did not mean to offend dummers. Now that is out of the way . . .

The other day at a gig my bass player locked his keys in the car...
Took him 2 hours to get the drummer out!

Q: Why is a drum machine better than a live drummer?
A: You only have to punch the tempo into the machine once...

Q: Why to bands need Roadies?
A: To translate what the drummer says.


Little Johnny goes to his mum and says "Mum, when I grow up I want to be a drummer!"
And his mum replies, "Now Johnny, you know you can't do both"

A missionary and his guide are walking through jungle and they hear drums playing.

Around dusk of the first day, he's sitting by the campfire with his guide when in the distance, he hears tribal drums. They get louder. The guide announces, "I don't like the sound of those drums."

The dusk turns evening. The drums get louder. The guide says, "I really don't like the sound of those drums."

Evening turns to dead of night. The drums get louder and louder, until it is obvious that the drummers must be quite close. The guide says again, "I really don't like the sound of those drums."

Suddenly the drums stop, and a voice from the darkness cries out, "Hey man, he's not our regular drummer!"

[ragtopW]