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ipods make GREAT targets.
I will be more than happy to euthanize them for you at minimal cost and for a slight additional fee you can choose the calber of weapon,from the several in my possesion, that I will use to send it on it's way trip to where ever it is that good dead ipods go.
If you like and enclose the appropriate postage, I will send it's remains back to you and a photograph of before and after the bullet hits it.

Sam wrote:ipods make GREAT targets.
I will be more than happy to euthanize them for you at minimal cost and for a slight additional fee you can choose the calber of weapon,from the several in my possesion, that I will use to send it on it's way trip to where ever it is that good dead ipods go.
If you like and enclose the appropriate postage, I will send it's remains back to you and a photograph of before and after the bullet hits it.

you should provide a photo AS the bullet hits it.

mings wrote:

Sam wrote:ipods make GREAT targets.
I will be more than happy to euthanize them for you at minimal cost and for a slight additional fee you can choose the calber of weapon,from the several in my possesion, that I will use to send it on it's way trip to where ever it is that good dead ipods go.
If you like and enclose the appropriate postage, I will send it's remains back to you and a photograph of before and after the bullet hits it.

you should provide a photo AS the bullet hits it.

GREAT IDEA!!!
Since I con't currently own such devices, I will make that my next major purchase with my meager earnings from the small nominal fees. So now, IF YOU are willing to provide the equipment and/or a video camera I will be more than happy to provide such a service and you will be able to relive the moment of extasy as you see the accursed demon sent back with a one way to where it came from.
For another small nomimal fee you can have it doused in holy water and blessed with a crucifix before being sent back.

Shane , if you'd just stop flinging monkey poop at it.... it should work just fine

ToplessRideFL wrote:SO..... about Steph not having electricity.....

or about the "unfortunately I'm going to Steph's..."

Sam wrote:ipods make GREAT targets.
I will be more than happy to euthanize them for you at minimal cost and for a slight additional fee you can choose the calber of weapon,from the several in my possesion, that I will use to send it on it's way trip to where ever it is that good dead ipods go.
If you like and enclose the appropriate postage, I will send it's remains back to you and a photograph of before and after the bullet hits it.

I've always thought that a remote/cell phone toss booth at a fair would do well.
You collect broken ones and let people fling them at a wall for a small fee.
I suppose Ipods would also do great.

I work at a recylcing center and about a year ago a satellite company brought in a big box of unopened remotes. I suppose they were defective or outdated.
Me and another employee took turns smashing 'em into a huge block wall:
"Last play off the game.....Leftwich drops back.....Throws a pick in the end zone!"
FLIIIIIIING!!!!!SMASH!!!!!!! Man it was fun!!!!

as you can tell I'm easily entertained

sonofabeach wrote:

Sam wrote:ipods make GREAT targets.
I will be more than happy to euthanize them for you at minimal cost and for a slight additional fee you can choose the calber of weapon,from the several in my possesion, that I will use to send it on it's way trip to where ever it is that good dead ipods go.
If you like and enclose the appropriate postage, I will send it's remains back to you and a photograph of before and after the bullet hits it.

I've always thought that a remote/cell phone toss booth at a fair would do well.
You collect broken ones and let people fling them at a wall for a small fee.
I suppose Ipods would also do great.

I work at a recylcing center and about a year ago a satellite company brought in a big box of unopened remotes. I suppose they were defective or outdated.
Me and another employee took turns smashing 'em into a huge block wall:
"Last play off the game.....Leftwich drops back.....Throws a pick in the end zone!"
FLIIIIIIING!!!!!SMASH!!!!!!! Man it was fun!!!!

as you can tell I'm easily entertained

WOW!!! MAN!!!!
You guys should have videoed that going "CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW???" DAMN IT!!! FLLLIIINNNG BANG SMASH!!! pick up another phone...."CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW? DAMN IT!!!" FLLLLLIIIING BANG SMASH!!! Repeated until you ran out of phones....or set them out at 400 or 500 meters or longer or so and taken turns picking them off... or gotten a few creative ideas on how to get even with the cell phone companies.....attaching an IED to them and then blowing them up .....dropping them in gasoline and setting them on fire and watching the battery explode, walking up to people telling them you are doing a cell phone commercial for "IAS Telecom" ( I Am Screwed) or whatever....
Or approach people and telll them I got this piece of crap cell phone and ask thenm who their server is and say "OH NO!!! I got that POS company too!!!" and this is what I think of THEM....FLLLIIIIIING BANG SMASH!!! Or throw the phone in front of a bus or out into traffic!!! LOL you can get creative I am sure....and COULD HAVE made a small fortune with the video. LOL
OF COURSE I would want royalties and a percentage.

Sam wrote:

sonofabeach wrote:

Sam wrote:ipods make GREAT targets.
I will be more than happy to euthanize them for you at minimal cost and for a slight additional fee you can choose the calber of weapon,from the several in my possesion, that I will use to send it on it's way trip to where ever it is that good dead ipods go.
If you like and enclose the appropriate postage, I will send it's remains back to you and a photograph of before and after the bullet hits it.

I've always thought that a remote/cell phone toss booth at a fair would do well.
You collect broken ones and let people fling them at a wall for a small fee.
I suppose Ipods would also do great.

I work at a recylcing center and about a year ago a satellite company brought in a big box of unopened remotes. I suppose they were defective or outdated.
Me and another employee took turns smashing 'em into a huge block wall:
"Last play off the game.....Leftwich drops back.....Throws a pick in the end zone!"
FLIIIIIIING!!!!!SMASH!!!!!!! Man it was fun!!!!

as you can tell I'm easily entertained

WOW!!! MAN!!!!
You guys should have videoed that going "CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW???" DAMN IT!!! FLLLIIINNNG BANG SMASH!!! pick up another phone...."CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW? DAMN IT!!!" FLLLLLIIIING BANG SMASH!!! Repeated until you ran out of phones....or set them out at 400 or 500 meters or longer or so and taken turns picking them off... or gotten a few creative ideas on how to get even with the cell phone companies.....attaching an IED to them and then blowing them up .....dropping them in gasoline and setting them on fire and watching the battery explode, walking up to people telling them you are doing a cell phone commercial for "IAS Telecom" ( I Am Screwed) or whatever....
Or approach people and telll them I got this piece of crap cell phone and ask thenm who their server is and say "OH NO!!! I got that POS company too!!!" and this is what I think of THEM....FLLLIIIIIING BANG SMASH!!! Or throw the phone in front of a bus or out into traffic!!! LOL you can get creative I am sure....and COULD HAVE made a small fortune with the video. LOL
OF COURSE I would want royalties and a percentage.

wow