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johnson2113
Hoot!
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Favorite Buffett Song: Trying To Reason With Hurricane Season
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Favorite Boat Drink: Dark & Stormy, Bourbon & Branch, Bloody Mary
Location: Passed out in my hammock.
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Post by johnson2113 »

A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.

His wife told him... "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat". The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday.
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Left Field ParrotHead
Under My Lone Palm
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Favorite Boat Drink: Perfect Margarita from the M'ville in Las Vegas!!
Location: Across the street, having a beer with the neighbours

Post by Left Field ParrotHead »

I just spit Diet Mountain Dew all over my monitor... :lol: :lol:
Dumb and drunk as I was, you know I would do it all again.
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Sidew13
God's Own Drunk
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Favorite Buffett Song: Breath in, breath out, move on
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Favorite Boat Drink: Something with coconut rum
Location: Pickens, South Carolina

Post by Sidew13 »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Trying to Take Another Road

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ragtopW
Last Man Standing
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Post by ragtopW »

:D :D :o
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unclejohn
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Location: The Coast of Carolina

Post by unclejohn »

:lol: :lol: :lol:
I am no longer fighting my inner demons. We are on the same side now.
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