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Don't read this one.
Posted: November 30, 2005 2:19 pm
by Burny Charles
Mary has a pet snake named Nate. This is her favorite pet. One day, Nate somehow escapes. Mary is terrified. What would she do without Nate? She calls her friend George to help her look for Nate. They drive all day long looking for Nate. Suddenly they are on a one lane road, and they see Nate ahead in the road. "There he is!", exclaims Mary, swerve to the left or you're going to run him over. "I can't swerve", George replies, "that lever on the side of the road could blow up the whole town if I run into it!" Mary grabs the wheel and makes the car swerve to the left. George swerves back to the right, then left, then right, then left, then right. They can't decide which way to go. Well they eventually ran over Nate to save the people of the town. Mary is very saddened. George tries to make her feel better. "Better Nate than Lever", he says.
I told you not to read it!
Posted: November 30, 2005 8:18 pm
by UpstateNYPH
i.....really.....dont...know.....what...to...say...
Posted: November 30, 2005 8:25 pm
by Lightning Bolt
Posted: November 30, 2005 11:11 pm
by Burny Charles
From your's right? For not following directions.
Posted: November 30, 2005 11:15 pm
by Island_Time
Da-dump-dump. Thank you. I'll be here all week.....try the veal.
haha
Posted: November 30, 2005 11:44 pm
by CaptainP
Why does the lever blow up the town?
Posted: December 1, 2005 12:11 am
by Burny Charles
CaptainP wrote:Why does the lever blow up the town?
hmm...not sure. Heard it at camp in 6th grade. I guess I could google for the answer.
Posted: December 1, 2005 5:30 am
by Sidew13
ggrrrooooaaaaannnnnn
Posted: December 1, 2005 5:58 am
by Burny Charles
LMAO
Posted: December 1, 2005 8:53 am
by chibears
I feel dumber for having read that.
OH WELL
Posted: December 2, 2005 5:16 pm
by fishinthepilins
Burny Charles wrote: From your's right? For not following directions.
My first thought when I finished was - I can't say you didn't warn me.
Posted: December 5, 2005 3:22 pm
by sonofabeach
reminds me of that old one:
What did the monkey say when the lawnmower cut his tail of?
It won't be long now
you'd think a woman joke about a woman and a snake would have been more ........um......dirty
maybe that's just me
Posted: December 7, 2005 12:43 am
by Burny Charles
I used to work for a lawnmowing company.
I had to quit, I just couldnt cut it.
Posted: December 7, 2005 9:00 pm
by Burny Charles
I also use to work in orange juice factory, but they fired me.
I just couldn't concentrate
Posted: December 13, 2005 4:58 am
by thegoatgod
