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From the Philadelphia Inquirer:

Finally, the moment that music lovers have been waiting for:
author Stephen King has annointed the best albums of 2005 for
Entertainment Weekly. Having the horror novelist pontificate on the
year's best music strikes us as akin to having your butcher select
the best films of the year, but we digress.

Here are King's Top Six (apparently no one explained to him it's
traditional to go with a number divisible by five):

Delirium Tremolos, by Ray Wylie Hubbard. "Alt-country with its slow
groove on."

Solo Acoustic, Vol. 1, by Jackson Browne. "Doctor, I think the fever
has broken."

Kicking Television, by Wilco. "This live set is just about right,
swinging between tender and angry."

All Jacked Up, by Gretchen Wilson. "Best country album of the year,
hands down."

Childish Things,by James McMurtry. "Like Dylan's early tales,
McMurtry's songs bear repeated listenings."

If You Didn't Laugh, You'd Cry, by Marah. "Probably the best rock
band in America that nobody knows."

I was thinking Way to go Stevie Boy until I say Retchin Wilson.

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bocanuts wrote:I was thinking Way to go Stevie Boy until I say Retchin Wilson.

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Same here. He's also a DBTs fan and has mentioned the almighty (but now sadly defunct) Slobberbone in one of his novels so Lord knows where Retchin' fits into that picture.

Jahfin wrote:

bocanuts wrote:I was thinking Way to go Stevie Boy until I say Retchin Wilson.

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Same here. He's also a DBTs fan and has mentioned the almighty (but now sadly defunct) Slobberbone in one of his novels so Lord knows where Retchin' fits into that picture.

someone he'd like to do nekkid snugglebunnies with in a graveyard in New England under the Castle Rock lighthouse?

RinglingRingling wrote:

Jahfin wrote:

bocanuts wrote:I was thinking Way to go Stevie Boy until I say Retchin Wilson.

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Same here. He's also a DBTs fan and has mentioned the almighty (but now sadly defunct) Slobberbone in one of his novels so Lord knows where Retchin' fits into that picture.

someone he'd like to do nekkid snugglebunnies with in a graveyard in New England under the Castle Rock lighthouse?

Perhaps, she definitely looks like something out of one of his horror movies and that's with makeup on.

Jahfin wrote:

RinglingRingling wrote:

Jahfin wrote:

bocanuts wrote:I was thinking Way to go Stevie Boy until I say Retchin Wilson.

GD GD GD

Same here. He's also a DBTs fan and has mentioned the almighty (but now sadly defunct) Slobberbone in one of his novels so Lord knows where Retchin' fits into that picture.

someone he'd like to do nekkid snugglebunnies with in a graveyard in New England under the Castle Rock lighthouse?

Perhaps, she definitely looks like something out of one of his horror movies and that's with makeup on.

actually, she doesn't look too bad for her age (by comparison to other examples) for trailer trash out of East St. Louis.

RinglingRingling wrote:

Jahfin wrote:

RinglingRingling wrote:

Jahfin wrote:

bocanuts wrote:I was thinking Way to go Stevie Boy until I say Retchin Wilson.

GD GD GD

Same here. He's also a DBTs fan and has mentioned the almighty (but now sadly defunct) Slobberbone in one of his novels so Lord knows where Retchin' fits into that picture.

someone he'd like to do nekkid snugglebunnies with in a graveyard in New England under the Castle Rock lighthouse?

Perhaps, she definitely looks like something out of one of his horror movies and that's with makeup on.

actually, she doesn't look too bad for her age (by comparison to other examples) for trailer trash out of East St. Louis.

Which brings to mind the timeless phrase, "beauty is in the eye of the beerholder".

Jahfin wrote:

RinglingRingling wrote:

Jahfin wrote:

RinglingRingling wrote:

Jahfin wrote:

bocanuts wrote:I was thinking Way to go Stevie Boy until I say Retchin Wilson.

GD GD GD

Same here. He's also a DBTs fan and has mentioned the almighty (but now sadly defunct) Slobberbone in one of his novels so Lord knows where Retchin' fits into that picture.

someone he'd like to do nekkid snugglebunnies with in a graveyard in New England under the Castle Rock lighthouse?

Perhaps, she definitely looks like something out of one of his horror movies and that's with makeup on.

actually, she doesn't look too bad for her age (by comparison to other examples) for trailer trash out of East St. Louis.

Which brings to mind the timeless phrase, "beauty is in the eye of the beerholder".

and where better to test that theory than within 40 miles of Augustus Busch's little operation on So. Broadway?

RinglingRingling wrote:

Jahfin wrote:

RinglingRingling wrote:

Jahfin wrote:

RinglingRingling wrote:

Jahfin wrote: Same here. He's also a DBTs fan and has mentioned the almighty (but now sadly defunct) Slobberbone in one of his novels so Lord knows where Retchin' fits into that picture.

someone he'd like to do nekkid snugglebunnies with in a graveyard in New England under the Castle Rock lighthouse?

Perhaps, she definitely looks like something out of one of his horror movies and that's with makeup on.

actually, she doesn't look too bad for her age (by comparison to other examples) for trailer trash out of East St. Louis.

Which brings to mind the timeless phrase, "beauty is in the eye of the beerholder".

and where better to test that theory than within 40 miles of Augustus Busch's little operation on So. Broadway?

I must admit, I was afraid of what I'd walk into here, but it's actually quite pleasant! And this coming from me, who likes Gretchen, and respects her accomplishments!

Tiki Bar wrote:

RinglingRingling wrote:

Jahfin wrote:

RinglingRingling wrote:

Jahfin wrote:

RinglingRingling wrote: someone he'd like to do nekkid snugglebunnies with in a graveyard in New England under the Castle Rock lighthouse?

Perhaps, she definitely looks like something out of one of his horror movies and that's with makeup on.

actually, she doesn't look too bad for her age (by comparison to other examples) for trailer trash out of East St. Louis.

Which brings to mind the timeless phrase, "beauty is in the eye of the beerholder".

and where better to test that theory than within 40 miles of Augustus Busch's little operation on So. Broadway?

I must admit, I was afraid of what I'd walk into here, but it's actually quite pleasant! And this coming from me, who likes Gretchen, and respects her accomplishments!

Yeah, Jah and I are getting along today. Don't tell anyone. We have a reputation to maintain.

Of COURSE, he'd love to 'get aquainted with' Gretchen.
Have you seen a picture of his wife?
Bless her heart.

citcat wrote:Of COURSE, he'd love to 'get aquainted with' Gretchen.
Have you seen a picture of his wife?
Bless her heart.

Jah's, or Stephen King's?

Tiki Bar wrote:

RinglingRingling wrote:

Jahfin wrote:

RinglingRingling wrote:

Jahfin wrote:

RinglingRingling wrote: someone he'd like to do nekkid snugglebunnies with in a graveyard in New England under the Castle Rock lighthouse?

Perhaps, she definitely looks like something out of one of his horror movies and that's with makeup on.

actually, she doesn't look too bad for her age (by comparison to other examples) for trailer trash out of East St. Louis.

Which brings to mind the timeless phrase, "beauty is in the eye of the beerholder".

and where better to test that theory than within 40 miles of Augustus Busch's little operation on So. Broadway?

I must admit, I was afraid of what I'd walk into here, but it's actually quite pleasant!

It just goes to show you that we can get along if everyone plays nice and that goes both ways.

Jahfin wrote:
It just goes to show you that we can get along if everyone plays nice and that goes both ways.

Oh spewity spew spew spew.

RinglingRingling wrote:

citcat wrote:Of COURSE, he'd love to 'get aquainted with' Gretchen.
Have you seen a picture of his wife?
Bless her heart.

Jah's, or Stephen King's?

Masta King's wife.

And just to stay on topic, Wretched as you call her, is the only one I've heard of either, but I don't get out much, so that's not saying anything really.

buffettbride wrote:And just to stay on topic, Wretched as you call her, is the only one I've heard of either, but I don't get out much, so that's not saying anything really.

You've never heard of Jackson Browne?

I've heard of all of them except Marah, but Jackson Browne is the only one whose music I'm even remotely familiar with.

I saw Gretchen Wilson sort of up close when she appeared on the Today Show when Redneck Woman was a hit. Anyone who thinks she's anywhere near to good looking needs an eye exam. Quick. I wouldn't do her with someone else's unit and 3 people pushing from behind.

buffettbride wrote:

Jahfin wrote:
It just goes to show you that we can get along if everyone plays nice and that goes both ways.

Oh spewity spew spew spew.

I am going to be good... even tho someone owes me a monitor after that initial post.

LIPH wrote:

buffettbride wrote:And just to stay on topic, Wretched as you call her, is the only one I've heard of either, but I don't get out much, so that's not saying anything really.

You've never heard of Jackson Browne?

I've heard of all of them except Marah, but Jackson Browne is the only one whose music I'm even remotely familiar with.

I saw Gretchen Wilson sort of up close when she appeared on the Today Show when Redneck Woman was a hit. Anyone who thinks she's anywhere near to good looking needs an eye exam. Quick. I wouldn't do her with someone else's unit and 3 people pushing from behind.

Ok. So I'm a tard. I like Jackson Browne. I read through the list pretty quick.

buffettbride wrote:

LIPH wrote:

buffettbride wrote:And just to stay on topic, Wretched as you call her, is the only one I've heard of either, but I don't get out much, so that's not saying anything really.

You've never heard of Jackson Browne?

I've heard of all of them except Marah, but Jackson Browne is the only one whose music I'm even remotely familiar with.

I saw Gretchen Wilson sort of up close when she appeared on the Today Show when Redneck Woman was a hit. Anyone who thinks she's anywhere near to good looking needs an eye exam. Quick. I wouldn't do her with someone else's unit and 3 people pushing from behind.

Ok. So I'm a tard. I like Jackson Browne. I read through the list pretty quick.

well, the videos of Gretchen probably make her look a bit better than she is in real life. Favourable makeup and lighting; no shooting on days she's retaining water (or too much Budweiser); etc.