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Posted: December 8, 2005 12:46 pm
by Gulfbreeze
LIPH wrote:people who pronounce "height" as if it was spelled "heighth"

not knowing when to use "you and me" instead of "you and I"

growing a business - how the f*** do you grow a business? Throw your employees out on the lawn and water them every day? :evil:
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Posted: December 8, 2005 12:48 pm
by SuperTrooper
LIPH wrote:people who pronounce "height" as if it was spelled "heighth"

not knowing when to use "you and me" instead of "you and I"

growing a business - how the f*** do you grow a business? Throw your employees out on the lawn and water them every day? :evil:
Don't forget the organic fertilizer. :roll:

Posted: December 8, 2005 12:58 pm
by citcat
RinglingRingling wrote:
citcat wrote:OH ! OH !! I have one: people who type 'then' when they mean THAN, for gosh sakes. For instance: they'll say, "I'd rather have steak then chicken.". It's THAN ! THAN !!! THAN !!!!!Then is used as sequential listing: "I drank a beer, then I drank a shot of tequila." Than is used as comparing things.
UH :evil: :evil: :evil:
whew....I'm glad I got that off my chest.

I'm feeling much better now!!! :D
I'd rather have chicken, then steak... for that proper "full" feeling. :)
Ah, you got me on that one!!!
Cubbie and goatgod: you ain't guilty, I just needed to vent. I'm stuck at home and it's sleeting/icing outside and I have to do my FRIGGIN' Christmas cards. All 75 of them. Do you know how much money that is, in stamps? I think of Christmas cards as little presents to the recipient. :-?

Posted: December 8, 2005 1:00 pm
by RinglingRingling
citcat wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote:
citcat wrote:OH ! OH !! I have one: people who type 'then' when they mean THAN, for gosh sakes. For instance: they'll say, "I'd rather have steak then chicken.". It's THAN ! THAN !!! THAN !!!!!Then is used as sequential listing: "I drank a beer, then I drank a shot of tequila." Than is used as comparing things.
UH :evil: :evil: :evil:
whew....I'm glad I got that off my chest.

I'm feeling much better now!!! :D
I'd rather have chicken, then steak... for that proper "full" feeling. :)
Ah, you got me on that one!!!
Cubbie and goatgod: you ain't guilty, I just needed to vent. I'm stuck at home and it's sleeting/icing outside and I have to do my FRIGGIN' Christmas cards. All 75 of them. Do you know how much money that is, in stamps? I think of Christmas cards as little presents to the recipient. :-?
$27.75

Posted: December 8, 2005 1:02 pm
by Cubbie Bear
It's snowing here. I would rather have that THEN sleet


Now I am guilty :lol:

Posted: December 8, 2005 1:02 pm
by iuparrothead
citcat wrote:I have to do my FRIGGIN' Christmas cards.
I'm writing Christmas letters... does that make you feel better?

Posted: December 8, 2005 1:03 pm
by RinglingRingling
Cubbie Bear wrote:It's snowing here. I would rather have that THEN sleet


Now I am guilty :lol:
nah... I read it as you want a nice basal layer of snow, with a hard, crusty exterior on top...

Posted: December 8, 2005 1:04 pm
by phjrsaunt
I have an uncle who enjoys looking at "optical solutions" (not illusions) :lol:

Posted: December 8, 2005 1:05 pm
by thegoatgod
phjrsaunt wrote:I have an uncle who enjoys looking at "optical solutions" (not illusions) :lol:
i have an uncle who enjoys playing, dont tell mommy what we do :cry: :cry: :cry: :( :( :(

Posted: December 8, 2005 1:06 pm
by RinglingRingling
phjrsaunt wrote:I have an uncle who enjoys looking at "optical solutions" (not illusions) :lol:
going shopping at Duling Optical can be a good way to kill a couple hours..

Posted: December 8, 2005 1:08 pm
by Y-NO-9-O
For me, it's definAtely (typed) nucular (pronounced).

Posted: December 8, 2005 1:14 pm
by citcat
RinglingRingling wrote:
Cubbie Bear wrote:It's snowing here. I would rather have that THEN sleet


Now I am guilty :lol:
nah... I read it as you want a nice basal layer of snow, with a hard, crusty exterior on top...
Exactly!!!
Kinda like that cheese that's soft in the middle with the crust.... 8)

Posted: December 8, 2005 1:15 pm
by citcat
iuparrothead wrote:
citcat wrote:I have to do my FRIGGIN' Christmas cards.
I'm writing Christmas letters... does that make you feel better?
Why....yes, yes it does! :D

Posted: December 8, 2005 1:17 pm
by Desdamona
Some I've gritted my teeth over...

"Tuffaware" (my aunt's version of Tupperware)
walking the dog using a "lease" (same aunt)
teachers "signal" my daughter out in class (co-worker)
alienate me away from my family (same co-worker)
my daughter threw a "Tampa" tantrum (again, the co-worker)

NEVERMIND... that one co-worker could be a whole thread by herself. :roll:

I'm a total stickler for language. I'm just afraid someone will catch my errors. :oops:

Oh! Can anyone tell me, is "actionable" really a word?

Posted: December 8, 2005 1:18 pm
by RinglingRingling
thegoatgod wrote:
phjrsaunt wrote:I have an uncle who enjoys looking at "optical solutions" (not illusions) :lol:
i have an uncle who enjoys playing, dont tell mommy what we do :cry: :cry: :cry: :( :( :(
duuuude... at your age.. I gotta think you aren't playing because you like Parchesi...

Posted: December 8, 2005 1:19 pm
by land_shark3
People who put "r"s at the end of words that don't have them and take them away from words that do.

Oh wait, that's just the Yankee accent. Nevermind. :P

Posted: December 8, 2005 1:19 pm
by thegoatgod
RinglingRingling wrote:
thegoatgod wrote:
phjrsaunt wrote:I have an uncle who enjoys looking at "optical solutions" (not illusions) :lol:
i have an uncle who enjoys playing, dont tell mommy what we do :cry: :cry: :cry: :( :( :(
duuuude... at your age.. I gotta think you aren't playing because you like Parchesi...
no no no, i made the game, he just likes playing

Re: Language Butchers

Posted: December 8, 2005 1:24 pm
by Lost Mango
Cubbie Bear wrote:I got told yesterday that my "self defecating sense of humor was lost on a lot of people"

Well........I really don't remember telling jokes about my poop, so do you think this person in authority who knows so much more than me, because he tells me that all the time, meant deprecating?

Any other good examples?

This same person is also a habitual "mute point" user
I came in late on this thread, but I'm just wondering how you managed to keep a straight face at that comment..........I'm pretty sure I'd have burst out laughing................

Re: Language Butchers

Posted: December 8, 2005 1:26 pm
by RinglingRingling
Lost Mango wrote:
Cubbie Bear wrote:I got told yesterday that my "self defecating sense of humor was lost on a lot of people"

Well........I really don't remember telling jokes about my poop, so do you think this person in authority who knows so much more than me, because he tells me that all the time, meant deprecating?

Any other good examples?

This same person is also a habitual "mute point" user
I came in late on this thread, but I'm just wondering how you managed to keep a straight face at that comment..........I'm pretty sure I'd have burst out laughing................
come on... a give yourself some credit. A lesser man would have soiled himself at that comment.. :D

Posted: December 8, 2005 1:29 pm
by Cubbie Bear
Time to go, I have to WARSH my clothes

There is no freakin' R in WASH