I thought this was funny.... TOP 10 REASONS MEN

[col cairo]

Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns to Women

#10. You can trade an old .44 for a new .22

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will
probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.


And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....



#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A Gun


Ladies, don't be mad. A female co-worker gave me this list.

[phjrsaunt]

[rsgeist]

How about:

#11. Guns don't go off for no apparent reason.

#12. Guns don't get mad if you admire someone else's rack.

[ragtopW]