Mike
Posted: December 20, 2005 9:28 am
Mike works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling
or playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he is pushing
himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local
strip club.
The doorman at the club greets them and says,
"Hey, Mike! How ya doin?"
His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
"Oh no," says Mike. "He's on my bowling team."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Mike if he'd like his
usual Sam Adams. His wife is becoming uncomfortable and says,
"You must come here a lot for that woman to know that you drink
Sam Adams."
"No, honey, she's in the Ladies Bowling League.
We share lanes with them."
A stripper comes over to their table and throws her arms around
Mike. "Hi Mikey," she says, "Want your usual table dance?"
Mike's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the
club. Mike follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she
can slam the door, he jumps in beside her and she starts screaming
at him.
The cabby turns his head and says,
"Looks like you picked up a real b**** tonight, Mike!"
or playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he is pushing
himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local
strip club.
The doorman at the club greets them and says,
"Hey, Mike! How ya doin?"
His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
"Oh no," says Mike. "He's on my bowling team."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Mike if he'd like his
usual Sam Adams. His wife is becoming uncomfortable and says,
"You must come here a lot for that woman to know that you drink
Sam Adams."
"No, honey, she's in the Ladies Bowling League.
We share lanes with them."
A stripper comes over to their table and throws her arms around
Mike. "Hi Mikey," she says, "Want your usual table dance?"
Mike's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the
club. Mike follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she
can slam the door, he jumps in beside her and she starts screaming
at him.
The cabby turns his head and says,
"Looks like you picked up a real b**** tonight, Mike!"
My name is Mike and TODAY is my birthday. Is this a sign??? I hope not 
