We've all heard about people having guts or balls.
But do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below ...
GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say: "You're next."
I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.
GUTS vs BALLS
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balls to me has always been closely related to audacity. Guts is closer to bravery.
Plus I introduce another use for the word "balls". From my friends in South Philly - "Dude, It's cold as balls out here!" Now, which balls they refer to and why they may be so cold is lost on me, but ok.
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Plus I introduce another use for the word "balls". From my friends in South Philly - "Dude, It's cold as balls out here!" Now, which balls they refer to and why they may be so cold is lost on me, but ok.
NOTM Dec 2005
"Oh all the money that e'er I spent, I spent it in good company.
And all the harm that I ever did, Alas it was to none but me.
And since it falls, unto my lot, that I should rise and you should not
I'll gently rise and I'll softly call, 'Goodnight and Joy be with you all.'"
-JMH
And all the harm that I ever did, Alas it was to none but me.
And since it falls, unto my lot, that I should rise and you should not
I'll gently rise and I'll softly call, 'Goodnight and Joy be with you all.'"
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Maybe they're referring to the balls that were frozen off the brass monkey...mings wrote:Plus I introduce another use for the word "balls". From my friends in South Philly - "Dude, It's cold as balls out here!" Now, which balls they refer to and why they may be so cold is lost on me, but ok.
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mings
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could be, Who knows? I mean, after all, they are from South Philly, so chances are it won't make sense even if it does.rednekkPH wrote:Maybe they're referring to the balls that were frozen off the brass monkey...mings wrote:Plus I introduce another use for the word "balls". From my friends in South Philly - "Dude, It's cold as balls out here!" Now, which balls they refer to and why they may be so cold is lost on me, but ok.
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"Oh all the money that e'er I spent, I spent it in good company.
And all the harm that I ever did, Alas it was to none but me.
And since it falls, unto my lot, that I should rise and you should not
I'll gently rise and I'll softly call, 'Goodnight and Joy be with you all.'"
-JMH
And all the harm that I ever did, Alas it was to none but me.
And since it falls, unto my lot, that I should rise and you should not
I'll gently rise and I'll softly call, 'Goodnight and Joy be with you all.'"
-JMH
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Yeah, cause the rest of Philly is just loaded with rocket scientists...mings wrote:could be, Who knows? I mean, after all, they are from South Philly, so chances are it won't make sense even if it does.rednekkPH wrote:Maybe they're referring to the balls that were frozen off the brass monkey...mings wrote:Plus I introduce another use for the word "balls". From my friends in South Philly - "Dude, It's cold as balls out here!" Now, which balls they refer to and why they may be so cold is lost on me, but ok.
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mings
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Nah. the rocket scientists and other genius peeps just hang out in Roxborough. The Illy has it's share of goobers and one of the worst mayors in the country.nycparrothead wrote:Yeah, cause the rest of Philly is just loaded with rocket scientists...mings wrote:could be, Who knows? I mean, after all, they are from South Philly, so chances are it won't make sense even if it does.rednekkPH wrote:Maybe they're referring to the balls that were frozen off the brass monkey...mings wrote:Plus I introduce another use for the word "balls". From my friends in South Philly - "Dude, It's cold as balls out here!" Now, which balls they refer to and why they may be so cold is lost on me, but ok.
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"Oh all the money that e'er I spent, I spent it in good company.
And all the harm that I ever did, Alas it was to none but me.
And since it falls, unto my lot, that I should rise and you should not
I'll gently rise and I'll softly call, 'Goodnight and Joy be with you all.'"
-JMH
And all the harm that I ever did, Alas it was to none but me.
And since it falls, unto my lot, that I should rise and you should not
I'll gently rise and I'll softly call, 'Goodnight and Joy be with you all.'"
-JMH
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Re: GUTS vs BALLS
Wino you know wrote: BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say: "You're next."
What if its your buddy wife you do that too?
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Re: GUTS vs BALLS
that's an a$$hole, with ballsA Balding Fan wrote:Wino you know wrote: BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say: "You're next."
What if its your buddy wife you do that too?
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