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Post by jonesbeach10 »

mings wrote:
tequilatom wrote:
mings wrote:what do you mean your dolphins? I thought you were from NE.


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Dolphins fan since 1971....and i am from NE.....Connecticut.......we don't have a football team.......and besides Kraft used Hartford to get his Stadium.....I do like the Giants though locally.......i know a lot of Cowboy fan up here.......and as far as i know we don't have to many cowboys here.
The cowboys fans are all over because they're billed as "America's team" so everyone wants to like them. I HATE THEM.


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I'm with ya on that one. :D

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Re: Lisa G.

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SMLCHNG wrote:
mings wrote:can we get a Lisa G. appearance for the new year? You know, just to start off on the right note? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Can we not? :roll:
ditto! :roll:
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CaptainP wrote: Only person I ever met that could give you a STD over the internet....
:o :lol: :lol:

Maybe phjim has sprayed to protect BN from her.....

She brought a whole new and thoroughly unclassy meaning to the phrase Piece of Work. :roll: :x :-?
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Post by prrthd1987 »

I went back and looked through Lisa G's posts... kinda funny :lol:
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Quiet and Shy wrote:
CaptainP wrote: Only person I ever met that could give you a STD over the internet....
:o :lol: :lol:

Maybe phjim has sprayed to protect BN from her.....

She brought a whole new and thoroughly unclassy meaning to the phrase Piece of Work. :roll: :x :-?
Maybe that's the reason for the server move.....infected.
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Post by ragtopW »

CaptainP wrote:I miss Lisa G.



Only person I ever met that could give you a STD over the internet....
I told the Doctor that I had been pure.. :oops: :oops: :roll:
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I also read Lisa G's stuff. Pretty funny....
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It seems to me that she embodied / personified the saying "one man's trash is another man's treasure..." :roll: (pun intended)
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Tiki Bar wrote:It seems to me that she embodied / personified the saying "one man's trash is another man's treasure..." :roll: (pun intended)
Yeah, an' I like my women just a little on the trashy side,
When they wear their clothes too tight and their hair is dyed.
Too much lipstick an' er too much rouge,
Gets me excited, leaves me feeling confused.
An' I like my women just a little on the trashy side

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Post by RinglingRingling »

ragtopW wrote:
CaptainP wrote:I miss Lisa G.



Only person I ever met that could give you a STD over the internet....
I told the Doctor that I had been pure.. :oops: :oops: :roll:
"I had impure thoughts.... smoked some pot..... stole some peanut butter...."
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Re: Lisa G.

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mings wrote:can we get a Lisa G. appearance for the new year? You know, just to start off on the right note? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:



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Oh please no... I wont have time this week! :wink:
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Post by RinglingRingling »

Sidew13 wrote:
Tiki Bar wrote:It seems to me that she embodied / personified the saying "one man's trash is another man's treasure..." :roll: (pun intended)
Yeah, an' I like my women just a little on the trashy side,
When they wear their clothes too tight and their hair is dyed.
Too much lipstick an' er too much rouge,
Gets me excited, leaves me feeling confused.
An' I like my women just a little on the trashy side

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Post by rsgeist »

Dr. Phil explains the Lisa G. phenomenon:

The level of interest in Lisa G. seems to have been generally, although not entirely, delineated along gender lines. Most of the females on the board found her tasteless and crude while the males found her interesting and amusing. While they will probably vehemently deny it, the ladies' displeasure was at least partially due to the high level of attention Ms. G. garnered during her brief appearance. For the gentlemen, the appeal was decidedly more carnal than intellectual.

The phenomenon itself can be likened to a situation where a provocatively attired female stranger enters a cocktail party and begins flirting with the male guests. The males will, of course, be drawn like moths to a flame, fascinated by the appealing new arrival. Reacting like so many Pavlovian canines, the responses will include panting, drooling, bulging eyes as well as other areas south of the beltline. On the distaff side, the reaction will likely be a gathering of the female guests during which various disparaging comments will be offered regarding the interloper's appearance, taste and general moral character.

For all we know, Lisa G. was a 50 year-old man named Irving and BN was his laboratory. Perhaps we were his lab rats, either searching frantically for the cheese at the end of the maze or ignoring it entirely as a silly exercise unworthy of any self-respecting rat. We never did find the cheese but the "phenomenon" certainly sparked a lot of conversation - either with Lisa G. or about her.


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Post by mings »

jonesbeach10 wrote:
mings wrote:
tequilatom wrote:
mings wrote:what do you mean your dolphins? I thought you were from NE.


NOTM Dec 2005
Dolphins fan since 1971....and i am from NE.....Connecticut.......we don't have a football team.......and besides Kraft used Hartford to get his Stadium.....I do like the Giants though locally.......i know a lot of Cowboy fan up here.......and as far as i know we don't have to many cowboys here.
The cowboys fans are all over because they're billed as "America's team" so everyone wants to like them. I HATE THEM.


NOTM Dec 2005
I'm with ya on that one. :D
Yeah, but you're probably a Giants fan. Almost just as bad. :lol: :lol:


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"Oh all the money that e'er I spent, I spent it in good company.
And all the harm that I ever did, Alas it was to none but me.
And since it falls, unto my lot, that I should rise and you should not
I'll gently rise and I'll softly call, 'Goodnight and Joy be with you all.'"
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Post by mings »

rsgeist wrote:Dr. Phil explains the Lisa G. phenomenon:

The level of interest in Lisa G. seems to have been generally, although not entirely, delineated along gender lines. Most of the females on the board found her tasteless and crude while the males found her interesting and amusing. While they will probably vehemently deny it, the ladies' displeasure was at least partially due to the high level of attention Ms. G. garnered during her brief appearance. For the gentlemen, the appeal was decidedly more carnal than intellectual.

The phenomenon itself can be likened to a situation where a provocatively attired female stranger enters a cocktail party and begins flirting with the male guests. The males will, of course, be drawn like moths to a flame, fascinated by the appealing new arrival. Reacting like so many Pavlovian canines, the responses will include panting, drooling, bulging eyes as well as other areas south of the beltline. On the distaff side, the reaction will likely be a gathering of the female guests during which various disparaging comments will be offered regarding the interloper's appearance, taste and general moral character.

For all we know, Lisa G. was a 50 year-old man named Irving and BN was his laboratory. Perhaps we were his lab rats, either searching frantically for the cheese at the end of the maze or ignoring it entirely as a silly exercise unworthy of any self-respecting rat. We never did find the cheese but the "phenomenon" certainly sparked a lot of conversation - either with Lisa G. or about her.


We now return you to your regularly scheduled idiot.
but that's just it - we didn't see any

oh. That's ME!!!!


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"Oh all the money that e'er I spent, I spent it in good company.
And all the harm that I ever did, Alas it was to none but me.
And since it falls, unto my lot, that I should rise and you should not
I'll gently rise and I'll softly call, 'Goodnight and Joy be with you all.'"
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Post by kitty »

rsgeist wrote:Dr. Phil explains the Lisa G. phenomenon:

The level of interest in Lisa G. seems to have been generally, although not entirely, delineated along gender lines. Most of the females on the board found her tasteless and crude while the males found her interesting and amusing. While they will probably vehemently deny it, the ladies' displeasure was at least partially due to the high level of attention Ms. G. garnered during her brief appearance. For the gentlemen, the appeal was decidedly more carnal than intellectual.

The phenomenon itself can be likened to a situation where a provocatively attired female stranger enters a cocktail party and begins flirting with the male guests. The males will, of course, be drawn like moths to a flame, fascinated by the appealing new arrival. Reacting like so many Pavlovian canines, the responses will include panting, drooling, bulging eyes as well as other areas south of the beltline. On the distaff side, the reaction will likely be a gathering of the female guests during which various disparaging comments will be offered regarding the interloper's appearance, taste and general moral character.

For all we know, Lisa G. was a 50 year-old man named Irving and BN was his laboratory. Perhaps we were his lab rats, either searching frantically for the cheese at the end of the maze or ignoring it entirely as a silly exercise unworthy of any self-respecting rat. We never did find the cheese but the "phenomenon" certainly sparked a lot of conversation - either with Lisa G. or about her.


We now return you to your regularly scheduled idiot.
Wow, I never knew you were so well spoken, I am extremely impressed.
While I do agree with some of what you said...this Lisa G character went far and beyond a little BN woman jealousy. A lot of woman in here get a tremendous amount of attention from the male population, and none have been as poorly received as she was.
It was her basic bad taste and crude comments that made her the target of so much dislike. She went out of her way to shock and p*** people off, seeming to take great pleasure in it. Sure, the men liked most of her crass, nasty comments because, well...they are men. She would have been welcomed here like every other person by all of the women had she not come on so strong and disrespectful of the people here.
I will admit, I thought the picture she posted of "herself" looked liked a slut and I did not find her attractive at all, but I would not judge her solely on that, I judged her on her behavior, just like I do everyone else...man or woman.
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kitty wrote:
rsgeist wrote:Dr. Phil explains the Lisa G. phenomenon:

The level of interest in Lisa G. seems to have been generally, although not entirely, delineated along gender lines. Most of the females on the board found her tasteless and crude while the males found her interesting and amusing. While they will probably vehemently deny it, the ladies' displeasure was at least partially due to the high level of attention Ms. G. garnered during her brief appearance. For the gentlemen, the appeal was decidedly more carnal than intellectual.

The phenomenon itself can be likened to a situation where a provocatively attired female stranger enters a cocktail party and begins flirting with the male guests. The males will, of course, be drawn like moths to a flame, fascinated by the appealing new arrival. Reacting like so many Pavlovian canines, the responses will include panting, drooling, bulging eyes as well as other areas south of the beltline. On the distaff side, the reaction will likely be a gathering of the female guests during which various disparaging comments will be offered regarding the interloper's appearance, taste and general moral character.

For all we know, Lisa G. was a 50 year-old man named Irving and BN was his laboratory. Perhaps we were his lab rats, either searching frantically for the cheese at the end of the maze or ignoring it entirely as a silly exercise unworthy of any self-respecting rat. We never did find the cheese but the "phenomenon" certainly sparked a lot of conversation - either with Lisa G. or about her.


We now return you to your regularly scheduled idiot.
Wow, I never knew you were so well spoken, I am extremely impressed.
While I do agree with some of what you said...this Lisa G character went far and beyond a little BN woman jealousy. A lot of woman in here get a tremendous amount of attention from the male population, and none have been as poorly received as she was.
It was her basic bad taste and crude comments that made her the target of so much dislike. She went out of her way to shock and p*** people off, seeming to take great pleasure in it. Sure, the men liked most of her crass, nasty comments because, well...they are men. She would have been welcomed here like every other person by all of the women had she not come on so strong and disrespectful of the people here.
I will admit, I thought the picture she posted of "herself" looked liked a slut and I did not find her attractive at all, but I would not judge her solely on that, I judged her on her behavior, just like I do everyone else...man or woman.
hey - I represent that! :wink: :wink: :wink:


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"Oh all the money that e'er I spent, I spent it in good company.
And all the harm that I ever did, Alas it was to none but me.
And since it falls, unto my lot, that I should rise and you should not
I'll gently rise and I'll softly call, 'Goodnight and Joy be with you all.'"
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kitty wrote:Wow, I never knew you were so well spoken, I am extremely impressed.

And all this time you thought I was just another pretty face? :lol:
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Post by mings »

rsgeist wrote:
kitty wrote:Wow, I never knew you were so well spoken, I am extremely impressed.

And all this time you thought I was just another pretty face? :lol:
doubtful


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"Oh all the money that e'er I spent, I spent it in good company.
And all the harm that I ever did, Alas it was to none but me.
And since it falls, unto my lot, that I should rise and you should not
I'll gently rise and I'll softly call, 'Goodnight and Joy be with you all.'"
-JMH
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rsgeist wrote:
kitty wrote:Wow, I never knew you were so well spoken, I am extremely impressed.

And all this time you thought I was just another pretty face? :lol:
I know that was meant in humor...but you brought up a good point. I have no clue what you look like and you probably don't know know what I look like...we just interact and like/dislike(?) eachother for what we say...not what we look like.
My point? I didn't dislike Lisa because of her looks....
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