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Posted: January 9, 2006 3:49 pm
by job41475
How about like Botched surgery like a nose job or the such....
Posted: January 9, 2006 3:52 pm
by iuparrothead
sailingagain wrote:sunseeker wrote:I was kick boxing and you should see the other dude
Yeah. I really look like hell.
But you're still cute as can be!!!
Posted: January 9, 2006 4:07 pm
by NYCPORT
Oh, oh, oh I got one...You were changing the batteries in your vibrator and they wouldn't come out so you started banging on the "business end" and that got them to fall out...Right on your face!
Posted: January 9, 2006 4:08 pm
by buffettbride
NYCPORT wrote:Oh, oh, oh I got one...You were changing the batteries in your vibrator and they wouldn't come out so you started banging on the "business end" and that got them to fall out...Right on your face!
OMG!! That sooo could happen!!
Posted: January 9, 2006 4:41 pm
by NYCPORT
I'm telling you Mal, you and me...Separated at birth!!!
Posted: January 9, 2006 4:45 pm
by Capt.Flock
Tell them you where out some where like a bar and you had to sneeze when you did you accidently hit your face on a midget
Posted: January 9, 2006 4:45 pm
by rednekkPH
NYCPORT wrote:Oh, oh, oh I got one...You were changing the batteries in your vibrator and they wouldn't come out so you started banging on the "business end" and that got them to fall out...Right on your face!
But you would think getting smacked in the face by 2 12-volt deep-cycling marine batteries would result in more than a black eye.
Posted: January 9, 2006 4:45 pm
by buffettbride
Posted: January 9, 2006 6:09 pm
by NYCPORT
rednekkPH wrote:NYCPORT wrote:Oh, oh, oh I got one...You were changing the batteries in your vibrator and they wouldn't come out so you started banging on the "business end" and that got them to fall out...Right on your face!
But you would think getting smacked in the face by 2 12-volt deep-cycling marine batteries would result in more than a black eye.
My, my that would be a big one.
Posted: January 9, 2006 8:02 pm
by buffettbride
NYCPORT wrote:rednekkPH wrote:NYCPORT wrote:Oh, oh, oh I got one...You were changing the batteries in your vibrator and they wouldn't come out so you started banging on the "business end" and that got them to fall out...Right on your face!
But you would think getting smacked in the face by 2 12-volt deep-cycling marine batteries would result in more than a black eye.
My, my that would be a big one.
Umm yeah... I was thinkin' more like 2 standard C batteries.
Posted: January 9, 2006 8:06 pm
by balcony girls
ok . .my last one. .
. . " NONE OF YOUR G/D BUSINESS, now go away , you're bothering me . . .! ! . . "
Posted: January 9, 2006 8:07 pm
by buffettbride
Capt.Flock wrote:Tell them you where out some where like a bar and you had to sneeze when you did you accidently hit your face on a midget
When was Shane in Chicago?
Posted: January 9, 2006 8:19 pm
by ragtopW
I resist Arrest for fun!!
I am now a Rollergirl
I asked a stupid question
Yes my Grandma can really get up on a stool and whup my SSA..
Posted: January 9, 2006 10:35 pm
by PHAW Webmistress
buffettbride wrote:NYCPORT wrote:rednekkPH wrote:NYCPORT wrote:Oh, oh, oh I got one...You were changing the batteries in your vibrator and they wouldn't come out so you started banging on the "business end" and that got them to fall out...Right on your face!
But you would think getting smacked in the face by 2 12-volt deep-cycling marine batteries would result in more than a black eye.
My, my that would be a big one.
Umm yeah... I was thinkin' more like 2 standard C batteries.
D's are better
Posted: January 9, 2006 10:53 pm
by iuparrothead
balcony girls wrote:ok . .my last one. .
. . " NONE OF YOUR G/D BUSINESS, now go away , you're bothering me . . .! ! . . "
That's pretty much what I ended up saying by the end of the day. I just couldn't keep a straight face when I said anything other than the truth.
It's still swollen and my head hurts...
Posted: January 9, 2006 10:57 pm
by Gulfbreeze
iuparrothead wrote:
That's pretty much what I ended up saying by the end of the day. I just couldn't keep a straight face when I said anything other than the truth.
It's still swollen and my head hurts...
Egad...
But I ain't gonna be the one to say anything 'bout nuttin'...
Posted: January 9, 2006 10:57 pm
by PHAW Webmistress
iuparrothead wrote:balcony girls wrote:ok . .my last one. .
. . " NONE OF YOUR G/D BUSINESS, now go away , you're bothering me . . .! ! . . "
That's pretty much what I ended up saying by the end of the day. I just couldn't keep a straight face when I said anything other than the truth.
It's still swollen and my head hurts...
(((((((((((((((((Ann))))))))))))) sure you don't have a mild concussion??
Posted: January 9, 2006 11:01 pm
by iuparrothead
PHAW Webmistress wrote:iuparrothead wrote:balcony girls wrote:ok . .my last one. .
. . " NONE OF YOUR G/D BUSINESS, now go away , you're bothering me . . .! ! . . "
That's pretty much what I ended up saying by the end of the day. I just couldn't keep a straight face when I said anything other than the truth.
It's still swollen and my head hurts...
(((((((((((((((((Ann))))))))))))) sure you don't have a mild concussion??
I don't think so. I had a trauma surgeon check me out today and he thought I was fine. (perks of working in my office) I think I'm just dehydrated and tired.
Posted: January 9, 2006 11:03 pm
by sailingagain
I have some meat you can put on it.
Posted: January 9, 2006 11:10 pm
by Gulfbreeze
