TO ALL THE GIRLS I'VE LOVED BEFORE

Wino you know · Post by **Wino you know** » January 17, 2006 10:00 am

(Quoting Julio Iglasius here-you gotta love a guy who appreciates the CLASSY ladies as much as I have over the years)
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NEW YEAR'S TOAST

"Milords, Ladies and Gentlemen, Kindly raise your GLASSES

IN SPECIAL TRIBUTE TO ALL THE GIRLS WE'VE LOVED BEFORE.... "

How's This For Depressing??? (And keep in mind, I'm a VERY youthful 54)!

Brigette Bardot 71

Lauren Bacall 77

Linda Evans 64

Stella Stevens 68

Sophia Loren 71

Gina Lollobrigida 78

Deborah Kerr 94

Lena Horne 88

Kay Starr 83

Patti Page 78

Annette Funicello 63

Barbara Eden 71

Angie Dickenson 74

Doris Day 81

Joan Collins 72

Julie Christie 64

Leslie Caron 74

Carroll Baker 74

Ann-Margret 64

Debra Padget 72

Julie Andrews 70

Ursula Andress 69

Rita Moreno 74

Jean Simmons 76

Anne Murray 63

Julie Newmar 72

Kim Novak 72

Jane Powell 76

Debbie Reynolds 73

Shirley Temple 77

Jane Russell 84

Kathryn Grayson 83

Esther Williams 82

Pricilla Presley 61

Elke Sommer 65

Gale Storm 83

Jill St.John 65

Liz Taylor 73

Mamie Van Doren 74

Raquel Welch 65

UNBELIVEABLE, HOW IN THE WORLD DID THEY GET OLD AND I DIDN'T ??? (To most of
you this does not apply, but I thought it was cute enough to pass along.)

AND IN MEMORY OF A FEW LOVELY LADIES THAT ARE NO LONGER WITH US WHO I HAD A SCHOOLBOY CRUSH ON AT DIFFERENT TIMES IN MY LIFE:

Anne Bancroft

Natalie Wood

Jaqueline Kennedy Onassis

Grace Kelley

Karen Carpenter

ToplessRideFL · Post by **ToplessRideFL** » January 17, 2006 10:02 am

WOW.... thats a wake up call!

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » January 17, 2006 10:03 am

Anne Margret... saw her in "Tommy" this weekend.. oh man.. whoever choreographed the "dance" of her slithering around on the white bed slathered in mud...

THANK YOU..

z-man · Post by **z-man** » January 17, 2006 10:08 am

they may all have those too large numbers next to their names, but when I read those names, I picture them all when they were about twenty five.

Liza Minelli is performing near here this weekend, and the local paper did a big article on her yesterday. Hard to believe she and Jimmy both turn 60 this year, but both are still on the road and enjoying themselves.

Cubbie Bear · Post by **Cubbie Bear** » January 17, 2006 10:17 am

Liza has done a lot more drugs than Jimmy over the years. Plus, she has had her face lifted so many times, she can kiss her own a$$

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » January 17, 2006 10:25 am

I remember Ava Gardner from "Airport" when it came out in 1968 and never understood what the fuss was. Then, I saw "Snows of Killimanjaro" when she was at her prime. Then it struck me.

and the fact t that I am now coming to the age of being older than most of these ladies were when they were cranking out films and shows regularly, I think I need to find a therapist.

pbans · Post by **pbans** » January 17, 2006 11:14 am

Cubbie Bear wrote:Liza has done a lot more drugs than Jimmy over the years. Plus, she has had her face lifted so many times, she can kiss her own a$$

I think they used skin from her a$$.....she looks BAD....so does Priscilla Presley......if you're a pretty young woman, you're going to be a pretty old woman...just do with it!

ph4ever · Post by **ph4ever** » January 17, 2006 11:20 am

pbans wrote:
Cubbie Bear wrote:Liza has done a lot more drugs than Jimmy over the years. Plus, she has had her face lifted so many times, she can kiss her own a$$
I think they used skin from her a$$.....she looks BAD....so does Priscilla Presley......if you're a pretty young woman, you're going to be a pretty old woman...just do with it!

I have to completely disagree with you after attending a few of my high school reunions. Some of the really cute cheerleaders and majorettes had really let themselves go and having babies was not kind on their bodies. One of them changed so much I did not even know who she was.

LIPH · Post by **LIPH** » January 17, 2006 11:26 am

Plastic surgery only helps if you had something to work with in the first place.

Your honor, the prosecution rests.

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » January 17, 2006 11:37 am

ph4ever wrote:
pbans wrote:
Cubbie Bear wrote:Liza has done a lot more drugs than Jimmy over the years. Plus, she has had her face lifted so many times, she can kiss her own a$$
I think they used skin from her a$$.....she looks BAD....so does Priscilla Presley......if you're a pretty young woman, you're going to be a pretty old woman...just do with it!
I have to completely disagree with you after attending a few of my high school reunions. Some of the really cute cheerleaders and majorettes had really let themselves go and having babies was not kind on their bodies. One of them changed so much I did not even know who she was.

A girl I graduated with was maybe 115-120 in HS. At the last reunion I went to, she was up over 240. It was hard to recognize her except for the nametag as a clue.

diamonddan · Post by **diamonddan** » January 17, 2006 12:18 pm

Brigette Bardot 71

Linda Evans 64

Stella Stevens 68

Barbara Eden 71

Ann-Margret 64

Ursula Andress 69

Rita Moreno 74

Pricilla Presley 61

Elke Sommer 65

Jill St.John 65

Raquel Welch 65

still hit it.

sonofabeach · Post by **sonofabeach** » January 17, 2006 3:20 pm

diamonddan wrote:
Brigette Bardot 71

Linda Evans 64

Stella Stevens 68

Barbara Eden 71

Ann-Margret 64

Ursula Andress 69

Rita Moreno 74

Pricilla Presley 61

Elke Sommer 65

Jill St.John 65

Raquel Welch 65

still hit it.

true, as long as they don't smell like mothballs.
Just bring a broom for the cobwebs

CrznDnUS1 · Post by **CrznDnUS1** » January 17, 2006 3:48 pm

RinglingRingling wrote:Anne Margret... saw her in "Tommy" this weekend.. oh man.. whoever choreographed the "dance" of her slithering around on the white bed slathered in mud...

THANK YOU..

Mud? I always thought that was "Baked Beans".

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » January 17, 2006 3:50 pm

CrznDnUS1 wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote:Anne Margret... saw her in "Tommy" this weekend.. oh man.. whoever choreographed the "dance" of her slithering around on the white bed slathered in mud...

THANK YOU..
Mud? I always thought that was "Baked Beans".

really gloppy mud sprays out of the broken TV I think

tikitatas · Post by **tikitatas** » January 17, 2006 4:00 pm

Geez, Gar . . . . I feel absolutely like a spring chicken at 52. THANKS!

(Some wonderful women represented there in that list!!)

job41475 · Post by **job41475** » January 17, 2006 4:30 pm

This list may inspire me to put togethet the opposite list of celebrity females that are now old enough to date..... lol

PartofthePhlock · Post by **PartofthePhlock** » January 17, 2006 4:42 pm

Is Geritol is the key to your success?

LIPH · Post by **LIPH** » January 17, 2006 4:43 pm

There are women on that list who I wouldn't do with someone else's unit.

job41475 · Post by **job41475** » January 17, 2006 4:56 pm

LIPH wrote:There are women on that list who I wouldn't do with someone else's unit.

That's mostly what insipres me to do the other list. Gotta balance it out.....

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » January 17, 2006 5:35 pm

LIPH wrote:There are women on that list who I wouldn't do with someone else's unit.

name 5 (given they were all in puberty long after you were..

)