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Posted: January 20, 2006 9:18 am
What do you call a Frenchman in sandals?
Phillipe Fellope.
A blind man received a cheese grater for Christmas. He said it was the most violent book he had ever read.
A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife told him "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat". The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found brand new set of bathroom scales. Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for this Saturday .
A recent survey was conducted into why men like b.j's. 10% like the feeling 12% like the dominance and 78% like the 10 minutes of silence.
Two bats are hanging on a branch, one says, "Im starving mate, I'm off for someyhing to eat " and flys away.
5 minutes later, he returns with blood all over his mouth. The other bat says, "You lucky bastard, where you get that from??"
The bat replies, "See that tree over there"
"Yeah"
"Well I didn't"
Paul McCartney is buying Heather a new false leg for Christmas. Top of the range, costs 20 grand. He says it's not her main present, just a stocking filler.
Phillipe Fellope.
A blind man received a cheese grater for Christmas. He said it was the most violent book he had ever read.
A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife told him "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat". The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found brand new set of bathroom scales. Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for this Saturday .
A recent survey was conducted into why men like b.j's. 10% like the feeling 12% like the dominance and 78% like the 10 minutes of silence.
Two bats are hanging on a branch, one says, "Im starving mate, I'm off for someyhing to eat " and flys away.
5 minutes later, he returns with blood all over his mouth. The other bat says, "You lucky bastard, where you get that from??"
The bat replies, "See that tree over there"
"Yeah"
"Well I didn't"
Paul McCartney is buying Heather a new false leg for Christmas. Top of the range, costs 20 grand. He says it's not her main present, just a stocking filler.
