309 is a great road up this way. Further proof that the greater Philthadelphia area could screw up a one car junkyard...mings wrote:I've seen both. Drive 309. You'll see it too. I have the same pet peeve Carey.sy wrote:Really? Cripes, I thought everyone in PA thought that yield meant speed up as fast as you could and cut everyone off whether you have room or not. I swear people don't have a clue that if they merge in and hit someone it's actually their fault.carey24 wrote: And we went to PA this weekend.....what is up with STOPPING in the yield lane when getting onto a major highway?!?!?!?!?!? EVERYONE did it. Everyone! I don't get it. "Yield" does not mean "slam on your brakes and come to a dead stop 200 feet before you have to merge".
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that's why you have to get a car like mine (the exterior clearly shows that I do not baby "Blue") and play a little chicken. If people don't know the courtesy of allowing other cars in, I guess they're going to learn a lesson.RinglingRingling wrote:but with this, remember: you have less than a quarter mile on a lot of on ramps to get up to speed to merge, unless every moron and his brother also never heard of the "move left to allow traffic to merge" concept; so you end up slamming on the brakes because you are up to 40 at the bottom of the ramp and it is a solid line of cars coming at you and you are out of space too..sy wrote:Really? Cripes, I thought everyone in PA thought that yield meant speed up as fast as you could and cut everyone off whether you have room or not. I swear people don't have a clue that if they merge in and hit someone it's actually their fault.carey24 wrote: And we went to PA this weekend.....what is up with STOPPING in the yield lane when getting onto a major highway?!?!?!?!?!? EVERYONE did it. Everyone! I don't get it. "Yield" does not mean "slam on your brakes and come to a dead stop 200 feet before you have to merge".
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All I know is the one stretch of I-95 from PHL to Newark, DE, so "circles" means very little to me.mings wrote:but they know how to drive the circles. few other states can claim that.buffettbride wrote:In my brief stint doing Philly, New Jersey (Cherry Hill, don't ask), and Delaware... I'd have to say Jersey drivers are the worst of the bunch.
Then there was this one time we lefted instead of righted and ended up in New Jersey. Cherry Hill baaaaad. You can't make left turns in New Jersey.

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1964 Oldsmobile. Greyhound buses and semis are the only ones you have to fear. Anything else is a standoff at best (big SUVS), or a beer can to be recycled..mings wrote:that's why you have to get a car like mine (the exterior clearly shows that I do not baby "Blue") and play a little chicken. If people don't know the courtesy of allowing other cars in, I guess they're going to learn a lesson.RinglingRingling wrote:but with this, remember: you have less than a quarter mile on a lot of on ramps to get up to speed to merge, unless every moron and his brother also never heard of the "move left to allow traffic to merge" concept; so you end up slamming on the brakes because you are up to 40 at the bottom of the ramp and it is a solid line of cars coming at you and you are out of space too..sy wrote:Really? Cripes, I thought everyone in PA thought that yield meant speed up as fast as you could and cut everyone off whether you have room or not. I swear people don't have a clue that if they merge in and hit someone it's actually their fault.carey24 wrote: And we went to PA this weekend.....what is up with STOPPING in the yield lane when getting onto a major highway?!?!?!?!?!? EVERYONE did it. Everyone! I don't get it. "Yield" does not mean "slam on your brakes and come to a dead stop 200 feet before you have to merge".
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That's because most of the on ramps for 309 are leftovers from the 1960's. There is no extended entrance lane to merge from - the on ramp ends at the highway (with lousy visibility, to boot).mings wrote:I've seen both. Drive 309. You'll see it too. I have the same pet peeve Carey.sy wrote:Really? Cripes, I thought everyone in PA thought that yield meant speed up as fast as you could and cut everyone off whether you have room or not. I swear people don't have a clue that if they merge in and hit someone it's actually their fault.carey24 wrote: And we went to PA this weekend.....what is up with STOPPING in the yield lane when getting onto a major highway?!?!?!?!?!? EVERYONE did it. Everyone! I don't get it. "Yield" does not mean "slam on your brakes and come to a dead stop 200 feet before you have to merge".
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Does yours have the flux capacitor and Mr. Fusion options?mings wrote:that's why you have to get a car like mine (the exterior clearly shows that I do not baby "Blue") and play a little chicken. If people don't know the courtesy of allowing other cars in, I guess they're going to learn a lesson.RinglingRingling wrote:but with this, remember: you have less than a quarter mile on a lot of on ramps to get up to speed to merge, unless every moron and his brother also never heard of the "move left to allow traffic to merge" concept; so you end up slamming on the brakes because you are up to 40 at the bottom of the ramp and it is a solid line of cars coming at you and you are out of space too..sy wrote:Really? Cripes, I thought everyone in PA thought that yield meant speed up as fast as you could and cut everyone off whether you have room or not. I swear people don't have a clue that if they merge in and hit someone it's actually their fault.carey24 wrote: And we went to PA this weekend.....what is up with STOPPING in the yield lane when getting onto a major highway?!?!?!?!?!? EVERYONE did it. Everyone! I don't get it. "Yield" does not mean "slam on your brakes and come to a dead stop 200 feet before you have to merge".

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We have a few races a year in Cherry Hill and someone's parents always get lost. Kind of funny really. If it's not the parents its a rower who just got his license and drove himself.buffettbride wrote:All I know is the one stretch of I-95 from PHL to Newark, DE, so "circles" means very little to me.mings wrote:but they know how to drive the circles. few other states can claim that.buffettbride wrote:In my brief stint doing Philly, New Jersey (Cherry Hill, don't ask), and Delaware... I'd have to say Jersey drivers are the worst of the bunch.
Then there was this one time we lefted instead of righted and ended up in New Jersey. Cherry Hill baaaaad. You can't make left turns in New Jersey.
"Oh all the money that e'er I spent, I spent it in good company.
And all the harm that I ever did, Alas it was to none but me.
And since it falls, unto my lot, that I should rise and you should not
I'll gently rise and I'll softly call, 'Goodnight and Joy be with you all.'"
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And all the harm that I ever did, Alas it was to none but me.
And since it falls, unto my lot, that I should rise and you should not
I'll gently rise and I'll softly call, 'Goodnight and Joy be with you all.'"
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Frankie, 309 is too narrow in Montco. a semi can hardly fit.RinglingRingling wrote:1964 Oldsmobile. Greyhound buses and semis are the only ones you have to fear. Anything else is a standoff at best (big SUVS), or a beer can to be recycled..mings wrote:that's why you have to get a car like mine (the exterior clearly shows that I do not baby "Blue") and play a little chicken. If people don't know the courtesy of allowing other cars in, I guess they're going to learn a lesson.RinglingRingling wrote:but with this, remember: you have less than a quarter mile on a lot of on ramps to get up to speed to merge, unless every moron and his brother also never heard of the "move left to allow traffic to merge" concept; so you end up slamming on the brakes because you are up to 40 at the bottom of the ramp and it is a solid line of cars coming at you and you are out of space too..sy wrote:Really? Cripes, I thought everyone in PA thought that yield meant speed up as fast as you could and cut everyone off whether you have room or not. I swear people don't have a clue that if they merge in and hit someone it's actually their fault.carey24 wrote: And we went to PA this weekend.....what is up with STOPPING in the yield lane when getting onto a major highway?!?!?!?!?!? EVERYONE did it. Everyone! I don't get it. "Yield" does not mean "slam on your brakes and come to a dead stop 200 feet before you have to merge".
R2, yes. it's funny what people will do when they realize that the body work on your car is not your #1 priority in life.
"Oh all the money that e'er I spent, I spent it in good company.
And all the harm that I ever did, Alas it was to none but me.
And since it falls, unto my lot, that I should rise and you should not
I'll gently rise and I'll softly call, 'Goodnight and Joy be with you all.'"
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And all the harm that I ever did, Alas it was to none but me.
And since it falls, unto my lot, that I should rise and you should not
I'll gently rise and I'll softly call, 'Goodnight and Joy be with you all.'"
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Sounds like P-DOT and OH-DOT had the same crew of witless, feckless idiots who failed the EIT working in their Planning Divisions.rsgeist wrote:That's because most of the on ramps for 309 are leftovers from the 1960's. There is no extended entrance lane to merge from - the on ramp ends at the highway (with lousy visibility, to boot).mings wrote:I've seen both. Drive 309. You'll see it too. I have the same pet peeve Carey.sy wrote:Really? Cripes, I thought everyone in PA thought that yield meant speed up as fast as you could and cut everyone off whether you have room or not. I swear people don't have a clue that if they merge in and hit someone it's actually their fault.carey24 wrote: And we went to PA this weekend.....what is up with STOPPING in the yield lane when getting onto a major highway?!?!?!?!?!? EVERYONE did it. Everyone! I don't get it. "Yield" does not mean "slam on your brakes and come to a dead stop 200 feet before you have to merge".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pODJMJgSJWw
I was a lifeguard until that blue kid got me fired.
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I've been trying to get that, and there seriously are people that will make those kits to fit a DeLorean to look like the car from Back to the Future (1 and 2) complete with Mr. Fusion and the huge exhaust fans.rednekkPH wrote:Does yours have the flux capacitor and Mr. Fusion options?mings wrote:that's why you have to get a car like mine (the exterior clearly shows that I do not baby "Blue") and play a little chicken. If people don't know the courtesy of allowing other cars in, I guess they're going to learn a lesson.RinglingRingling wrote:but with this, remember: you have less than a quarter mile on a lot of on ramps to get up to speed to merge, unless every moron and his brother also never heard of the "move left to allow traffic to merge" concept; so you end up slamming on the brakes because you are up to 40 at the bottom of the ramp and it is a solid line of cars coming at you and you are out of space too..sy wrote:Really? Cripes, I thought everyone in PA thought that yield meant speed up as fast as you could and cut everyone off whether you have room or not. I swear people don't have a clue that if they merge in and hit someone it's actually their fault.carey24 wrote: And we went to PA this weekend.....what is up with STOPPING in the yield lane when getting onto a major highway?!?!?!?!?!? EVERYONE did it. Everyone! I don't get it. "Yield" does not mean "slam on your brakes and come to a dead stop 200 feet before you have to merge".
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And all the harm that I ever did, Alas it was to none but me.
And since it falls, unto my lot, that I should rise and you should not
I'll gently rise and I'll softly call, 'Goodnight and Joy be with you all.'"
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And all the harm that I ever did, Alas it was to none but me.
And since it falls, unto my lot, that I should rise and you should not
I'll gently rise and I'll softly call, 'Goodnight and Joy be with you all.'"
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I've seen them on Ebaymings wrote:I've been trying to get that, and there seriously are people that will make those kits to fit a DeLorean to look like the car from Back to the Future (1 and 2) complete with Mr. Fusion and the huge exhaust fans.rednekkPH wrote:Does yours have the flux capacitor and Mr. Fusion options?mings wrote:that's why you have to get a car like mine (the exterior clearly shows that I do not baby "Blue") and play a little chicken. If people don't know the courtesy of allowing other cars in, I guess they're going to learn a lesson.RinglingRingling wrote:but with this, remember: you have less than a quarter mile on a lot of on ramps to get up to speed to merge, unless every moron and his brother also never heard of the "move left to allow traffic to merge" concept; so you end up slamming on the brakes because you are up to 40 at the bottom of the ramp and it is a solid line of cars coming at you and you are out of space too..sy wrote:Really? Cripes, I thought everyone in PA thought that yield meant speed up as fast as you could and cut everyone off whether you have room or not. I swear people don't have a clue that if they merge in and hit someone it's actually their fault.carey24 wrote: And we went to PA this weekend.....what is up with STOPPING in the yield lane when getting onto a major highway?!?!?!?!?!? EVERYONE did it. Everyone! I don't get it. "Yield" does not mean "slam on your brakes and come to a dead stop 200 feet before you have to merge".

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Well, if there's no traffic, there's no reason not to let the person in.mings wrote:that's why you have to get a car like mine (the exterior clearly shows that I do not baby "Blue") and play a little chicken. If people don't know the courtesy of allowing other cars in, I guess they're going to learn a lesson.
The problem lies in the people who play chicken at 5:00. Ok, I have a dumbass minivan on my *ass, and four cars trying to see how close they can get to each other on my left, and we're all doing about 75. Some schmuck comes flying down the on ramp as though I'm actually going to be able to slow down without someone slamming into either him or the person behing me slamming me into them.
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I did but they're on a computer that crashed. When I get some new ones I'll post 'em.rednekkPH wrote:I've seen them on Ebaymings wrote:I've been trying to get that, and there seriously are people that will make those kits to fit a DeLorean to look like the car from Back to the Future (1 and 2) complete with Mr. Fusion and the huge exhaust fans.rednekkPH wrote:Does yours have the flux capacitor and Mr. Fusion options?mings wrote:that's why you have to get a car like mine (the exterior clearly shows that I do not baby "Blue") and play a little chicken. If people don't know the courtesy of allowing other cars in, I guess they're going to learn a lesson.RinglingRingling wrote:but with this, remember: you have less than a quarter mile on a lot of on ramps to get up to speed to merge, unless every moron and his brother also never heard of the "move left to allow traffic to merge" concept; so you end up slamming on the brakes because you are up to 40 at the bottom of the ramp and it is a solid line of cars coming at you and you are out of space too..sy wrote: Really? Cripes, I thought everyone in PA thought that yield meant speed up as fast as you could and cut everyone off whether you have room or not. I swear people don't have a clue that if they merge in and hit someone it's actually their fault.. Got any pics of your ride? Delorans are sweet.
"Oh all the money that e'er I spent, I spent it in good company.
And all the harm that I ever did, Alas it was to none but me.
And since it falls, unto my lot, that I should rise and you should not
I'll gently rise and I'll softly call, 'Goodnight and Joy be with you all.'"
-JMH
And all the harm that I ever did, Alas it was to none but me.
And since it falls, unto my lot, that I should rise and you should not
I'll gently rise and I'll softly call, 'Goodnight and Joy be with you all.'"
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You can use that nifty camera phone of yours.mings wrote:I did but they're on a computer that crashed. When I get some new ones I'll post 'em.rednekkPH wrote:I've seen them on Ebaymings wrote:I've been trying to get that, and there seriously are people that will make those kits to fit a DeLorean to look like the car from Back to the Future (1 and 2) complete with Mr. Fusion and the huge exhaust fans.rednekkPH wrote:Does yours have the flux capacitor and Mr. Fusion options?mings wrote:that's why you have to get a car like mine (the exterior clearly shows that I do not baby "Blue") and play a little chicken. If people don't know the courtesy of allowing other cars in, I guess they're going to learn a lesson.RinglingRingling wrote: but with this, remember: you have less than a quarter mile on a lot of on ramps to get up to speed to merge, unless every moron and his brother also never heard of the "move left to allow traffic to merge" concept; so you end up slamming on the brakes because you are up to 40 at the bottom of the ramp and it is a solid line of cars coming at you and you are out of space too... Got any pics of your ride? Delorans are sweet.

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take one for the teamsy wrote:Well, if there's no traffic, there's no reason not to let the person in.mings wrote:that's why you have to get a car like mine (the exterior clearly shows that I do not baby "Blue") and play a little chicken. If people don't know the courtesy of allowing other cars in, I guess they're going to learn a lesson.
The problem lies in the people who play chicken at 5:00. Ok, I have a dumbass minivan on my *ass, and four cars trying to see how close they can get to each other on my left, and we're all doing about 75. Some schmuck comes flying down the on ramp as though I'm actually going to be able to slow down without someone slamming into either him or the person behing me slamming me into them.
"Oh all the money that e'er I spent, I spent it in good company.
And all the harm that I ever did, Alas it was to none but me.
And since it falls, unto my lot, that I should rise and you should not
I'll gently rise and I'll softly call, 'Goodnight and Joy be with you all.'"
-JMH
And all the harm that I ever did, Alas it was to none but me.
And since it falls, unto my lot, that I should rise and you should not
I'll gently rise and I'll softly call, 'Goodnight and Joy be with you all.'"
-JMH
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good idea - but right now the car's in Philly and I'm notbuffettbride wrote:You can use that nifty camera phone of yours.mings wrote:I did but they're on a computer that crashed. When I get some new ones I'll post 'em.rednekkPH wrote:I've seen them on Ebaymings wrote:I've been trying to get that, and there seriously are people that will make those kits to fit a DeLorean to look like the car from Back to the Future (1 and 2) complete with Mr. Fusion and the huge exhaust fans.rednekkPH wrote:Does yours have the flux capacitor and Mr. Fusion options?mings wrote: that's why you have to get a car like mine (the exterior clearly shows that I do not baby "Blue") and play a little chicken. If people don't know the courtesy of allowing other cars in, I guess they're going to learn a lesson.. Got any pics of your ride? Delorans are sweet.
"Oh all the money that e'er I spent, I spent it in good company.
And all the harm that I ever did, Alas it was to none but me.
And since it falls, unto my lot, that I should rise and you should not
I'll gently rise and I'll softly call, 'Goodnight and Joy be with you all.'"
-JMH
And all the harm that I ever did, Alas it was to none but me.
And since it falls, unto my lot, that I should rise and you should not
I'll gently rise and I'll softly call, 'Goodnight and Joy be with you all.'"
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I've got 3 BMW's will that get ME in???buffettbride wrote:CONGRATS!!mings wrote:
By the way - this is Post # 5000!!! Woo Hoo.
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that's a bit of a predicament..mings wrote:good idea - but right now the car's in Philly and I'm notbuffettbride wrote:You can use that nifty camera phone of yours.mings wrote:I did but they're on a computer that crashed. When I get some new ones I'll post 'em.rednekkPH wrote:I've seen them on Ebaymings wrote:I've been trying to get that, and there seriously are people that will make those kits to fit a DeLorean to look like the car from Back to the Future (1 and 2) complete with Mr. Fusion and the huge exhaust fans.rednekkPH wrote: Does yours have the flux capacitor and Mr. Fusion options?. Got any pics of your ride? Delorans are sweet.
