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sy wrote:

buffettbride wrote:

sy wrote:

buffettbride wrote: I'll do the Visio part for ya. I love Visio.

Depending on how large the diagram is that I have to do at the time, I'll put little tiny comments and markings on it just to see if anyone actually looks at it.

To date, only twice has anyone ever said anything about it.

It's been 6 years, and according to my visio diagrams directory, 297 drawings.

Visio is one of my favorite software applications I get to play with. I do lots of process flowcharts and application diagrams and occasionally I use the floorplan templates to design my dream home.

A couple of years ago, did you ever see the crime scene add on for Visio? I can't remember how many diagrams we made about people we didn't like at the time. It was absolutely hysterical. The little body outline templates were awesome!

rednekkPH wrote:

buffettbride wrote:

sy wrote:

buffettbride wrote: I'll do the Visio part for ya. I love Visio.

Depending on how large the diagram is that I have to do at the time, I'll put little tiny comments and markings on it just to see if anyone actually looks at it.

To date, only twice has anyone ever said anything about it.

It's been 6 years, and according to my visio diagrams directory, 297 drawings.

Visio is one of my favorite software applications I get to play with. I do lots of process flowcharts and application diagrams and occasionally I use the floorplan templates to design my dream home.

I like to play Dig Dug on my Atari 5200.

creeky wrote:All I have to do today is go have a massage while my cleaning man comes and cleans my house ... go have a farewell dinner with my family .... and start packing my suitcase

sy wrote:

buffettbride wrote:You don't want to talk to me?

You can help me develop my training course. This is what I am working on.

[i]Service Oriented Architecture (SOA) is a heterogeneous mix of services, composite applications, and technologies wrapped in standardized interfaces and protocols without regard to the technologies used by the sender or receiver. A service in a SOA has a platform-independent interface contract, can be dynamically located and invoked, and maintains its own state. SOA relies heavily on the concepts of abstraction and separation. [/i]
Fun, huh?

Is it bad that I understand this?

rednekkPH wrote:

buffettbride wrote:

rednekkPH wrote:

buffettbride wrote:

sy wrote:

buffettbride wrote: I'll do the Visio part for ya. I love Visio.

Depending on how large the diagram is that I have to do at the time, I'll put little tiny comments and markings on it just to see if anyone actually looks at it.

To date, only twice has anyone ever said anything about it.

It's been 6 years, and according to my visio diagrams directory, 297 drawings.

Visio is one of my favorite software applications I get to play with. I do lots of process flowcharts and application diagrams and occasionally I use the floorplan templates to design my dream home.

I like to play Dig Dug on my Atari 5200.

Atari rocks. Wanna come play at my house?

No, you'll make me paint.

sy wrote:

buffettbride wrote:

sy wrote:

buffettbride wrote: And today I can also enlighten you on Event Driven Architecture, Real Time Processing, and the Customer Centric Processing Model.

Barf.

Does this have anything to do with incident and service continuity management?

Nope. It ensures that the IT Architects develop technologies relevant to the company's core competencies and that applications are developed and centered around the customer experience.

Ahhh ok. So it's more for a developer side than a helpdesk side?

buffettbride wrote: OMG. No!! That would be awesome. If my whole job was doing Visio stuff, I'd be thrilled. I pray on company reorganizations so I can re-document all the IT processes.

LIPH wrote:I'd like to leave early so I can have a frosty beverage. They had beer and munchies in the board room yesterday but I was at the doctor's office and missed out.

mings wrote:

sy wrote:

buffettbride wrote:You don't want to talk to me?

You can help me develop my training course. This is what I am working on.

[i]Service Oriented Architecture (SOA) is a heterogeneous mix of services, composite applications, and technologies wrapped in standardized interfaces and protocols without regard to the technologies used by the sender or receiver. A service in a SOA has a platform-independent interface contract, can be dynamically located and invoked, and maintains its own state. SOA relies heavily on the concepts of abstraction and separation. [/i]
Fun, huh?

Is it bad that I understand this?

YES!

sy wrote:

buffettbride wrote: OMG. No!! That would be awesome. If my whole job was doing Visio stuff, I'd be thrilled. I pray on company reorganizations so I can re-document all the IT processes.

Here ya go.....now you TOO can make crime scenes fun!!!

http://www.microsoft.com/downloads/deta ... laylang=EN

(might have to copy and paste that in) It's a plug in into Visio.

sy wrote:

mings wrote:

sy wrote:

buffettbride wrote:You don't want to talk to me?

You can help me develop my training course. This is what I am working on.

[i]Service Oriented Architecture (SOA) is a heterogeneous mix of services, composite applications, and technologies wrapped in standardized interfaces and protocols without regard to the technologies used by the sender or receiver. A service in a SOA has a platform-independent interface contract, can be dynamically located and invoked, and maintains its own state. SOA relies heavily on the concepts of abstraction and separation. [/i]
Fun, huh?

Is it bad that I understand this?

YES!

Where the hell did you come from?

sy wrote:I'm tired.

I don't feel like surfing the internet.

There's no one here I want to talk to.

I am not motivated enough to start anything else for the day.

I'm bored

buffettbride wrote:

sy wrote:

mings wrote:

sy wrote:

buffettbride wrote:You don't want to talk to me?

You can help me develop my training course. This is what I am working on.

[i]Service Oriented Architecture (SOA) is a heterogeneous mix of services, composite applications, and technologies wrapped in standardized interfaces and protocols without regard to the technologies used by the sender or receiver. A service in a SOA has a platform-independent interface contract, can be dynamically located and invoked, and maintains its own state. SOA relies heavily on the concepts of abstraction and separation. [/i]
Fun, huh?

Is it bad that I understand this?

YES!

Where the hell did you come from?

The Cobb salad place.

sy wrote:

buffettbride wrote:

sy wrote:

mings wrote:

sy wrote:

buffettbride wrote:You don't want to talk to me?

You can help me develop my training course. This is what I am working on.

[i]Service Oriented Architecture (SOA) is a heterogeneous mix of services, composite applications, and technologies wrapped in standardized interfaces and protocols without regard to the technologies used by the sender or receiver. A service in a SOA has a platform-independent interface contract, can be dynamically located and invoked, and maintains its own state. SOA relies heavily on the concepts of abstraction and separation. [/i]
Fun, huh?

Is it bad that I understand this?

YES!

Where the hell did you come from?

The Cobb salad place.

I thought I flicked him off of a lettuce leaf

iuparrothead wrote:

sy wrote:I'm tired.

I don't feel like surfing the internet.

There's no one here I want to talk to.

I am not motivated enough to start anything else for the day.

I'm bored

These are all recurring themes in my life...

iuparrothead wrote:

sy wrote:I'm tired.

I don't feel like surfing the internet.

There's no one here I want to talk to.

I am not motivated enough to start anything else for the day.

I'm bored

These are all recurring themes in my life...

buffettbride wrote: He must have crawled from the floor, up your leg, back on to your crouton.