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I have an hour left before I can leave.

I'm tired.

I don't feel like surfing the internet.

There's no one here I want to talk to.

I'm staring at a status bar that is slooooowly crawling for the last hour.

I am not motivated enough to start anything else for the day.

I'm bored

You don't want to talk to me?

You can help me develop my training course. This is what I am working on.

Service Oriented Architecture (SOA) is a heterogeneous mix of services, composite applications, and technologies wrapped in standardized interfaces and protocols without regard to the technologies used by the sender or receiver. A service in a SOA has a platform-independent interface contract, can be dynamically located and invoked, and maintains its own state. SOA relies heavily on the concepts of abstraction and separation.
Fun, huh?

buffettbride wrote:You don't want to talk to me?

You can help me develop my training course. This is what I am working on.

Service Oriented Architecture (SOA) is a heterogeneous mix of services, composite applications, and technologies wrapped in standardized interfaces and protocols without regard to the technologies used by the sender or receiver. A service in a SOA has a platform-independent interface contract, can be dynamically located and invoked, and maintains its own state. SOA relies heavily on the concepts of abstraction and separation.
Fun, huh?

damn. Sorry, meant the building I am sitting in. I love talking to you!!!!!!

Cool! Can you write me up a 12 page proposal on a Citrix architectural upgrade complete with a visio diagram and pricing?

'Cause that's the other thing I'm avoiding like the plague right now (but I do at least have half of it done).

buffettbride wrote:You don't want to talk to me?

You can help me develop my training course. This is what I am working on.

[i]Service Oriented Architecture (SOA) is a heterogeneous mix of services, composite applications, and technologies wrapped in standardized interfaces and protocols without regard to the technologies used by the sender or receiver. A service in a SOA has a platform-independent interface contract, can be dynamically located and invoked, and maintains its own state. SOA relies heavily on the concepts of abstraction and separation. [/i]
Fun, huh?

Is it bad that I understand this?

sy wrote:

buffettbride wrote:You don't want to talk to me?

You can help me develop my training course. This is what I am working on.

Service Oriented Architecture (SOA) is a heterogeneous mix of services, composite applications, and technologies wrapped in standardized interfaces and protocols without regard to the technologies used by the sender or receiver. A service in a SOA has a platform-independent interface contract, can be dynamically located and invoked, and maintains its own state. SOA relies heavily on the concepts of abstraction and separation.
Fun, huh?

damn. Sorry, meant the building I am sitting in. I love talking to you!!!!!!

Cool! Can you write me up a 12 page proposal on a Citrix architectural upgrade complete with a visio diagram and pricing?

'Cause that's the other thing I'm avoiding like the plague right now (but I do at least have half of it done).

I'll do the Visio part for ya. I love Visio.

sy wrote:

buffettbride wrote:You don't want to talk to me?

You can help me develop my training course. This is what I am working on.

[i]Service Oriented Architecture (SOA) is a heterogeneous mix of services, composite applications, and technologies wrapped in standardized interfaces and protocols without regard to the technologies used by the sender or receiver. A service in a SOA has a platform-independent interface contract, can be dynamically located and invoked, and maintains its own state. SOA relies heavily on the concepts of abstraction and separation. [/i]
Fun, huh?

Is it bad that I understand this?

Yes.

And today I can also enlighten you on Event Driven Architecture, Real Time Processing, and the Customer Centric Processing Model.


Barf.

geek

buffettbride wrote: I'll do the Visio part for ya. I love Visio.

Depending on how large the diagram is that I have to do at the time, I'll put little tiny comments and markings on it just to see if anyone actually looks at it.

To date, only twice has anyone ever said anything about it.

It's been 6 years, and according to my visio diagrams directory, 297 drawings.

that's why i get paid the big bucks, lar.

buffettbride wrote: And today I can also enlighten you on Event Driven Architecture, Real Time Processing, and the Customer Centric Processing Model.

Barf.

Does this have anything to do with incident and service continuity management?

sy wrote:

buffettbride wrote: I'll do the Visio part for ya. I love Visio.

Depending on how large the diagram is that I have to do at the time, I'll put little tiny comments and markings on it just to see if anyone actually looks at it.

To date, only twice has anyone ever said anything about it.

It's been 6 years, and according to my visio diagrams directory, 297 drawings.

Visio is one of my favorite software applications I get to play with. I do lots of process flowcharts and application diagrams and occasionally I use the floorplan templates to design my dream home.

buffettbride wrote:

sy wrote:

buffettbride wrote: I'll do the Visio part for ya. I love Visio.

Depending on how large the diagram is that I have to do at the time, I'll put little tiny comments and markings on it just to see if anyone actually looks at it.

To date, only twice has anyone ever said anything about it.

It's been 6 years, and according to my visio diagrams directory, 297 drawings.

Visio is one of my favorite software applications I get to play with. I do lots of process flowcharts and application diagrams and occasionally I use the floorplan templates to design my dream home.

A couple of years ago, did you ever see the crime scene add on for Visio? I can't remember how many diagrams we made about people we didn't like at the time. It was absolutely hysterical. The little body outline templates were awesome!

buffettbride wrote:

sy wrote:

buffettbride wrote: I'll do the Visio part for ya. I love Visio.

Depending on how large the diagram is that I have to do at the time, I'll put little tiny comments and markings on it just to see if anyone actually looks at it.

To date, only twice has anyone ever said anything about it.

It's been 6 years, and according to my visio diagrams directory, 297 drawings.

Visio is one of my favorite software applications I get to play with. I do lots of process flowcharts and application diagrams and occasionally I use the floorplan templates to design my dream home.

I like to play Dig Dug on my Atari 5200.

sy wrote:

buffettbride wrote: And today I can also enlighten you on Event Driven Architecture, Real Time Processing, and the Customer Centric Processing Model.

Barf.

Does this have anything to do with incident and service continuity management?

Nope. It ensures that the IT Architects develop technologies relevant to the company's core competencies and that applications are developed and centered around the customer experience.

I dont have to go to work for three weeks

rednekkPH wrote:

buffettbride wrote:

sy wrote:

buffettbride wrote: I'll do the Visio part for ya. I love Visio.

Depending on how large the diagram is that I have to do at the time, I'll put little tiny comments and markings on it just to see if anyone actually looks at it.

To date, only twice has anyone ever said anything about it.

It's been 6 years, and according to my visio diagrams directory, 297 drawings.

Visio is one of my favorite software applications I get to play with. I do lots of process flowcharts and application diagrams and occasionally I use the floorplan templates to design my dream home.

I like to play Dig Dug on my Atari 5200.

Atari rocks. Wanna come play at my house?

creeky wrote:I dont have to go to work for three weeks

Bite me, Aussie.

buffettbride wrote:

sy wrote:

buffettbride wrote: And today I can also enlighten you on Event Driven Architecture, Real Time Processing, and the Customer Centric Processing Model.

Barf.

Does this have anything to do with incident and service continuity management?

Nope. It ensures that the IT Architects develop technologies relevant to the company's core competencies and that applications are developed and centered around the customer experience.

Ahhh ok. So it's more for a developer side than a helpdesk side?

creeky wrote:I dont have to go to work for three weeks

I don't like you anymore

buffettbride wrote:

rednekkPH wrote:

buffettbride wrote:

sy wrote:

buffettbride wrote: I'll do the Visio part for ya. I love Visio.

Depending on how large the diagram is that I have to do at the time, I'll put little tiny comments and markings on it just to see if anyone actually looks at it.

To date, only twice has anyone ever said anything about it.

It's been 6 years, and according to my visio diagrams directory, 297 drawings.

Visio is one of my favorite software applications I get to play with. I do lots of process flowcharts and application diagrams and occasionally I use the floorplan templates to design my dream home.

I like to play Dig Dug on my Atari 5200.

Atari rocks. Wanna come play at my house?

No, you'll make me paint.