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Dear Mings,

I've never written in to a stranger, but have seen your advice to others and thought I would give it a shot . .

I'm having an issue that has caused me countless sleepless nights . . .

my question . . .( this is so embarassing ) . .

what if the Hokey Pokey is really what it's all about . . ? ? ?

and what can I do to be a part of it. . .? ?

Tortured in Tampa. . .

You put your left fin in ...

balcony girls wrote:Dear Mings,

I've never written in to a stranger prawn than you, but have seen your advice to others and thought I would give it a shot . .

I'm having an issue that has caused me countless sleepless nights . . .

my question . . .( this is so embarassing ) . .

what if the Hokey Pokey is really what it's all about . . ? ? ?

and what can I do to be a part of it. . .? ?

Tortured in Tampa. . .

Fixed it for you.

why are we indulging this thing/person

balcony girls wrote:Dear Mings,

I've never written in to a stranger, but have seen your advice to others and thought I would give it a shot . .

I'm having an issue that has caused me countless sleepless nights . . .

my question . . .( this is so embarassing ) . .

what if the Hokey Pokey is really what it's all about . . ? ? ?

and what can I do to be a part of it. . .? ?

Tortured in Tampa. . .

Though I like R2's edit, I reply to this....

Tortured,

If the Hokey Pokey really is what's it's all about, what's keeping you from enjoying that part of life? Jump in... rather, stick your left hand in and then stick your left hand out. How can you be a part of it? Easy, just take a number, and when your number is called start it up. Those who do not follow, are lost but shall soon find their way.

Mings

Cubbie Bear wrote:why are we indulging this thing/person

You can cut the jealousy with a knife, or a spoon if you don't have a knife, although I find that the sideways fork move works better and makes a better cut... except for when cutting steak - you need a knife to do that, but now it has jealousy all over it. Can we get a napkin?

mings wrote: Though I like R2's edit, I reply to this....

Tortured,

If the Hokey Pokey really is what's it's all about, what's keeping you from enjoying that part of life? Jump in... rather, stick your left hand in and then stick your left hand out. How can you be a part of it? Easy, just take a number, and when your number is called start it up. Those who do not follow, are lost but shall soon find their way.

Mings

wow. . I feel a huge weight has been lifted. . .

might I write in again sometime. . ? ?

I'm pretty much buried in issues right now . .



Better in Boca Ciega Bay . .

balcony girls wrote:

mings wrote: Though I like R2's edit, I reply to this....

Tortured,

If the Hokey Pokey really is what's it's all about, what's keeping you from enjoying that part of life? Jump in... rather, stick your left hand in and then stick your left hand out. How can you be a part of it? Easy, just take a number, and when your number is called start it up. Those who do not follow, are lost but shall soon find their way.

Mings

wow. . I feel a huge weight has been lifted. . .

might I write in again sometime. . ? ?

I'm pretty much buried in issues right now . .



Better in Boca Ciega Bay . .

I don't know how to pronounce where you are, but write away.

Oh waiter, could I have a new set of silverware please? Mine seems to be covered with prawn residue.

rsgeist wrote:Oh waiter, could I have a new set of silverware please? Mine seems to be covered with prawn residue.

eew....shrimp spunk.

rednekkPH wrote:

rsgeist wrote:Oh waiter, could I have a new set of silverware please? Mine seems to be covered with prawn residue.

eew....shrimp spunk.

Makes "peel and eat" seem not so yummy anymore.

buffettbride wrote:

rednekkPH wrote:

rsgeist wrote:Oh waiter, could I have a new set of silverware please? Mine seems to be covered with prawn residue.

eew....shrimp spunk.

Makes "peel and eat" seem not so yummy anymore.

Prawn goo would do that Knife, Fork? Sounds like spork work to me

Cubbie Bear wrote:

buffettbride wrote:

rednekkPH wrote:

rsgeist wrote:Oh waiter, could I have a new set of silverware please? Mine seems to be covered with prawn residue.

eew....shrimp spunk.

Makes "peel and eat" seem not so yummy anymore.

Prawn goo would do that Knife, Fork? Sounds like spork work to me

y'all can diss, but it ain't no crime to be an awesome delicously rad and cute prawn as I

mings wrote:

Cubbie Bear wrote:

buffettbride wrote:

rednekkPH wrote:

rsgeist wrote:Oh waiter, could I have a new set of silverware please? Mine seems to be covered with prawn residue.

eew....shrimp spunk.

Makes "peel and eat" seem not so yummy anymore.

Prawn goo would do that Knife, Fork? Sounds like spork work to me

y'all can diss, but it ain't no crime to be an awesome delicously rad and cute prawn as I

I think that rainbow afro has gone to your head in more ways than one.

"awesome delicously rad"??? Have you been drinkin' out of the toilet again?

rsgeist wrote:

mings wrote:

Cubbie Bear wrote:

buffettbride wrote:

rednekkPH wrote:

rsgeist wrote:Oh waiter, could I have a new set of silverware please? Mine seems to be covered with prawn residue.

eew....shrimp spunk.

Makes "peel and eat" seem not so yummy anymore.

Prawn goo would do that Knife, Fork? Sounds like spork work to me

y'all can diss, but it ain't no crime to be an awesome delicously rad and cute prawn as I

I think that rainbow afro has gone to your head in more ways than one.

"awesome delicously rad"??? Have you been drinkin' out of the toilet again?

yes. and whatever seasoning they put in there is nice.

mings wrote:

rsgeist wrote:

mings wrote:

Cubbie Bear wrote:

buffettbride wrote:

rednekkPH wrote: eew....shrimp spunk.

Makes "peel and eat" seem not so yummy anymore.

Prawn goo would do that Knife, Fork? Sounds like spork work to me

y'all can diss, but it ain't no crime to be an awesome delicously rad and cute prawn as I

I think that rainbow afro has gone to your head in more ways than one.

"awesome delicously rad"??? Have you been drinkin' out of the toilet again?

yes. and whatever seasoning they put in there is nice.

the mint thing hanging on the side??

no- it's not blueberry, but it looks like it should be.

Dear Mings,

I must attend an event and my ex will also be there. How do I handle this situation? Ignore him and his skanky wife? Kill him with kindness? Drink heavily and hope it will all pass in a blurr?

And if all else fails... where can I hide the body?

CandyLMT wrote:Dear Mings,

I must attend an event and my ex will also be there. How do I handle this situation? Ignore him and his skanky wife? Kill him with kindness? Drink heavily and hope it will all pass in a blurr?

And if all else fails... where can I hide the body?

I'll help hide the body.
Not sure even alligators will eat it, but we can toss it in a swamp to find out!

You can cut the jealousy with a knife, or a spoon if you don't have a knife, although I find that the sideways fork move works better and makes a better cut... except for when cutting steak - you need a knife to do that, but now it has jealousy all over it. Can we get a napkin?
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um spork, that's the word you're looking for